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Marry the Person, Eat the Grub!
Marry the Person, Eat the Grub!
Official Wedding Officiant Services by The CWG Guy
🍺 Why Book the CWG Guy?
🍺 Why Book the CWG Guy?
I’m not your average minister. By day, I’m a local telecom technician and Dad; by weekend, I’m the voice behind Central Wisconsin Grub. I bring that same grounded, local energy to your wedding.
Here is the vibe I bring to your day:
Zero Stress: I handle the legal paperwork and the ceremony flow so you can focus on the party.
The "Beer Guy" Energy: I’m the guy who can talk shop with your uncle and food with your caterer.
Real Talk, No Fluff: My ceremonies are about you, not a boring script. Short, sweet, or filled with local humor—your choice.
Food First: I’m there to celebrate your marriage and the best meal of your life!
The "Quick Bite"
$249.99
The "Quick Bite"
$249.99
The "Let’s Get Married" Vibe
✅ The Mission: We meet, make it legal, and get you to the honeymoon.
✅ The Script: Short, punchy, and professional.
✅ The Grub: You hook me up with a "to-go" box of that wedding feast for the road!
✅ Paperwork: Full filing of legal documents with the County included
The "Beer Guy"
$499.99
The "Beer Guy"
$499.99
The "Local Legend" Vibe
✅ The Mission: A custom ceremony followed by a built-in hype-man at the reception.
✅ The Script: Fully personalized. I’ll tell your story like we’ve been friends for years.
✅ The Beer Guy: I’ll stick around for the first hour or two of the party to toast the happy couple.
✅ The Meal: A reserved spot for the CWG Guy at the dinner table.
The "Ultimate Foodie"
$649.99
The "Ultimate Foodie"
$649.99
The "Full Feature" Vibe
✅ The Mission: Your wedding becomes a featured event for the Central Wisconsin food scene.
✅ The Script: VIP treatment. We workshop the ceremony until it is perfect.
✅ The Spotlight: I stay for the whole night and produce a featured post for Central Wisconsin Grub.
✅ Vendor Hype: Direct tags and shoutouts for your caterer and venue to my 1,600+ followers.
Booking Rules & The Fine Print
Booking Rules & The Fine Print
Deposit: A non-refundable $100.00 deposit is required 3 months in advance to lock in your date.
Balance: The remaining balance is due three (3) business days prior to the ceremony.
Credentials: All services are legally recognized. ULC credentials and state verification are available for review upon booking.
Travel: Ceremonies more than 30 miles outside of Wisconsin Rapids may incur a small travel fee.
The Grub Requirement: One full plate of food must be provided to The CWG Guy!
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