I, Tomoaki Akino, was born into an ordinary family and lived an ordinary life.

I joined a black company without realizing that I was becoming a corporate slave. I worked hard without any doubts, just like a domestic animal. Oink.

It has been a long time since I got to go home before the last train. When I woke up at night, I found myself in a bright white space, and there was a ball of light in front of me.

"I'm sorry. I mistook you for someone with the same name and gender."

Apparently, I had died, having been mistaken for someone with the same name and gender who was supposed to die soon.

"Would you like to start a new life?"

I hesitated. I couldn't imagine a happy future when I looked back on my life.

"Now you can have all the cheat abilities you want!"
"I'm in!"

I immediately replied. If I wasn't good enough with my normal looks and abilities, then cheats should make it okay, right?

The place I was reincarnated into was a world of swords and magic, not a world of dreams and magic. It seemed to be a mix of level-based and skill-based MMORPGs.

"The world you were in was like that too from my perspective. Oh, by the way, you have a limit of three for all skills and no inherent skills, making you an ordinary person no matter what you do."

Shut up.

Looking back, it was probably a provocation, so I added all the cheat abilities I could think of. The birth of a superhuman - me.

The next problem was my appearance.

"There are all sorts of races, like beastmen, fishmen, birdmen, dragons, elves, demons, and dwarves. There are even fairies, anything goes~"

I was worried. If I was strong, I would definitely be dragged into battle. So, I wanted a race with fewer battles. Also, I didn't want any part of me to be mixed with a beast. That's only allowed for girls, not guys.

"...Elves."

They're supposed to be set away from human settlements, and there are many beautiful girls among them.

"What about your appearance?"
"Super handsome, with a muscular body! And big down there too!"

Looking back now, I realized how terrible I was. But I was too focused on the cheats, and I forgot to pay attention to something important.

"Okay then, see you later~"
"Thank you very much!"

Instead of thanking the god(?) who said "see you later", I should have realized something.

"...oh no."
"Huh?"
"I messed up. Seems like you'll be an elf girl."
"Whaaaat?!"

I should have noticed that this god is a klutz.

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Next time will be in a different world.