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Bruce Lyrics
(TRUNCHBULL)
What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Lost your appetite?
[BRUCE]
Well, yes. I'm full
[MISS TRUNCHBULL]
I'll tell you when you are full. And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake
[BRUCE]
But –
[MISS TRUNCHBULL]
No "buts". Eat
[MISS HONEY]
Headmistress, he'll be sick!
[MISS TRUNCHBULL]
He should have thought of that before he decided to steal my cake!
Eat!
[LAVENDER]
He can't!
[MISS TRUNCHBULL]
Eat!
[NIGEL]
He might explode!
[MISS TRUNCHBULL]
Eat!!
[ALL KIDS except BRUCE]
A single slice
Or even two, Bruce
Might have been nice
But even you, Bruce
Have to admit
Between you and it
There's not a lot of difference in size
(Big kids in brackets)
He can't! (He can! Bruce!)
He surely can't!
He surely can't! (You are the man, Bruce!)
He might explode!
(He's quite elastic . . .)
He's going to blow. Make him stop!
(He's fantastic! Look at him go!)
I can't watch!
(ALL)
Bruce!
You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense caboose
She'll call a truce, Bruce
With every swallow, you are tightening the noose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is, coming true:
We can have our cake and eat it too!
The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use
No excuse, Bruce
Let out your belt. I think you'll want your trousers loose
Oh –
Stuff it in. (Bruce!) You're almost finished. (Bruce!)
You'll fit it in
Whatever you do, just don't give in (Bruce!)
Don't let her win
Come on, Bruce, be our hero
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
*go on bruce do it*
Ooooohhh BRUCE
You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense caboose
She'll call a truce, Bruce
With every swallow, you are tightening the noose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is, coming true:
We can have our cake and eat it
Ah-ah-aah-ah
Ah-ah-aah-ah
Ah-ah-aah-ah
Ah-ah-aah-ah
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