BUN BUNS HAUNTED HALLOWEEN
"We're not coming back, I'm tired and I have to finish Expedition 33."
Brennan sat in his chair glancing at the man in front of him, he was a well dressed man in all white, kind of looked like some kind of spiffy Colonel Sanders type.
THE MAN IN WHITE:
"I don't think you understand, Brennan. Christ Centered Wrestling is needed, the business just isn't the same without your peculiar brand of hijinks... and anything that gets the word of Christ out there is something."
BRENNAN DEVLIN:
"I don't give a f about... wait, who are you?"
THE MAN IN WHITE:
"I am a man with answers, answers to questions you've always had... all you need to do, is air the lost episode, and bring it all back..."
BRENNAN DEVLIN:
"I'm telling you, a lot of no named bitches died in that apple bobbing contest, and the best pumpkins thing? Allisyn Wonderbra stabbed to death, they all went crazy!!! I just wanted to see some tits."
Brennan would hand him the tape, and soon we would fade into the credits for Bun Buns Haunted Halloween...
MATCHES:
CECILY GOLDING def. WIL PIERCE via submission.
Cecily Golding dominated from the opening bell, giving Wil Pierce virtually no chance to breathe or build any offense. She controlled the pace, worked him over methodically, and never let the match slip away. In the end, it was a one-sided affair that finished with Pierce tapping out quickly once the submission was locked in tight.
APPLE BOBBING CONTEST
Everyone who tried this died, and it was all her characters, you know who I mean. RIP.
CORAL ROSE def. COURTNEY LEINART via pinfall.
The match started hot and turned into an outright catfight, complete with hair-pulling, slaps, and plenty of trash talk that had the crowd roaring. Things looked chaotic for a while, but Coral Rose managed to settle down, shift gears to pure wrestling, and outsmart Courtney with sharp technical work to score the pin and take the win.
BEST PUMPKINS CONTEST
The best pumpkins contest ends in tragedy as the lights go out amidst it and the lights come back on to see one of her thot characters dead on the ground, you know who. This complicates things, with several people like Kitten, Froggie, Sadie, Miranda, Taiga, even Essence, and others all asking who had the best pumpkins and proclaiming none of them 'cared about that bitch', but it was to no avail as the Best Pumpkins Contest came to a close. A fight breaks out between all of the women, its chaos back there.
AMERICAN [REDACTED] (ZACK FANTANA AND AMERICAN TOMMY) def. HAIL HAYDEN (ANA HAYDEN AND KIM STARK) via pinfall for the CCW Couples Championships
Hail Hayden came in as the confident reigning champs and controlled the early going, but Zack Fantana and American Tommy refused to back down. The challengers absorbed a ton of punishment, stayed perfectly in sync with their tags and double-teams, and fought with everything they had. Their determination paid off in a huge upset, dethroning the champions with a gritty, hard-fought pin to capture the Couples titles. True love is back on the menu here in CCW.
MANCINI SYNDICATE (Viola Mancini, Camila Morricone and Isabella Terrano) def. VARSITY VIXENS (VIXEN 1, 2 and 3) (pinned), and COCO/CLAIRE/OLIVIA in KITTENS LEGO HELLSCAPE OF DOOM
The entire ring was a sea of scattered Lego bricks, making every fall and misplaced step a screaming nightmare for everyone involved. The Mancini Syndicate and their opponents slammed each other mercilessly into the blocks, with bodies crashing down hard and competitors hopping in pain after stepping on the sharp plastic pieces. Chaos reigned as both sides traded brutal throws onto the Lego-covered mat, but the Syndicate eventually gained the upper hand, isolating one of the Varsity Vixens and driving her straight into the bricks for the painful three-count victory.
LILY BLAISE def. WESTON LOVEJOY, AMAN and SPRITE (pinned) in BUN BUNS TWISTED TRICK or TREAT
The Halloween-themed scramble was absolute chaos from start to finish, loaded with props, costumes, and wild spots that kept the energy sky-high. All four competitors got moments to shine and racked up a string of close near falls that popped the crowd repeatedly. Lily Blaise played it smart amid the madness, waited for her openings, and capitalized by pinning Sprite to emerge as the last one standing.
InVader def. JACOB KUNTZ via pinfall with Essence as a special guest referee
Essence turned her special referee gig into pure entertainment, constantly taunting and messing with Jacob Kuntz by slow-counting his near falls or jokingly acting like she couldn't count to three. The mind games threw Kuntz off his rhythm all night and kept the tension thick. InVader stayed focused, took advantage of the distractions, and finally got the lightning-fast count from Essence for the decisive pin.
ASHLEY TIERNEY w/ THE VANITY PROJECT (Ashley L, Neve and Alexis) def. SELENA HARRISON via pinfall.
Ashley Tierney had the full backing of the Vanity Project at ringside, who never stopped running their mouths and finding ways to distract Selena Harrison. That constant outside pressure made it tough for Harrison to build any real momentum. Tierney fed off the support, stayed on the attack inside the ring, and turned the match into a commanding performance that ended with a solid pinfall victory.
ANGEL MCMASTER def. TEAGAN GALLAGER via pinfall.
Angel McMaster and Teagan Gallager put on a competitive back-and-forth battle, trading control and keeping the crowd invested with solid exchanges throughout. Neither gave an inch for long stretches, but Angel started finding answers to Teagan's offense in the later stages. She pulled ahead in the closing minutes, secured the pin, and then respectfully shook Teagan's hand as a show of sportsmanship after the bell.
LENA SKYE def. DOT via pinfall to retain the CCW Gore Whore Championship
Lena Skye defended her Gore Whore Championship with ruthless aggression, hitting Dot hard and often while barely letting her get any offense going. Dot showed flashes of fightback, but Skye shut them down immediately and kept the pressure dialed up. The champion retained in dominant fashion, overwhelming Dot completely before dropping her for the final three-count.
SILAS ROMERO def. BRENNAN DEVLIN for the NJFC GLOBAL CHAMPIONSHIP
The bell sounded, kicking off the NJFC Global Championship match between Brennan Devlin and his former Red Flag ally, Silas Romero. Brennan entered with his usual cocky grin, blonde hair perfectly in place, taunting Silas from the start. Silas wasted no time, charging in for a lockup and driving Brennan into the corner with sheer force. They exchanged heavy punches, with Brennan slipping a boot to Silas's midsection that bent him over. Silas recovered fast, hitting a clothesline that floored Brennan, who rolled outside to complain to the referee about nothing in particular. Silas pulled him back in and kept stomping, keeping the pressure high as the crowd cheered him on.As the action intensified, Silas used his strength to whip Brennan across the ring and nail him with a shoulder tackle on the way back.
Brennan countered by tripping Silas and raining down elbows on his spine, trying to wear him out. Backed into the corner under a barrage of shots from Silas, Brennan raised his hands and begged off, reminding Silas of their shared history in Red Flag and calling him brother. Silas paused for a split second, and Brennan took advantage with a low blow that the ref didn't catch. The fans erupted in boos as Brennan followed up with stomps, turning the tide in his favor while Silas clutched at the pain.
Silas shook off the cheap shot and mounted a comeback, slamming Brennan repeatedly and crashing him into the turnbuckle. He followed with punches that split Brennan's lip, drawing blood and leaving the heel dazed. Brennan tried to escape with eye rakes and hair pulls, but Silas stayed relentless, grinding him down with tight holds that sapped his energy. Brennan managed a few dirty counters, landing boots to Silas's gut that slowed him momentarily, but the momentum shifted back as Silas powered through and left Brennan staggering.In a moment of desperation, Brennan backed against the ropes again, hands up in surrender, pleading with Silas to remember their past and back off. This time, Silas ignored the words, shaking his head and pressing forward without hesitation. He scooped Brennan up and delivered his finisher, slamming him into the mat with impact that echoed through the arena.
The referee dropped for the count, hitting one and two, but Brennan kicked out just before three, leaving the crowd stunned and Silas frustrated.Both wrestlers lay on the canvas, breathing heavily as the championship hung in the balance. Silas got to his feet first, staring down at Brennan who was slowly stirring and wiping the blood from his face. Their eyes met, the old betrayal fueling the fire between them. The two circled each other once more, the arena buzzing with anticipation as they prepared to dig deeper into whatever reserves they had left for this grueling battle.
Suddenly Devlin rolls from the ring and starts to head to the crowd, going to hop the barricade when he sees Alyssa Grace in the crowd. Devlin stops in his tracks and proceeds to start paranoid yelling at her, saying she's here to ruin his Global Championship stuff just like she betrayed him by becoming a 'frenchman' with Myojin in NJFC. Alyssa argues she's just here to watch! Devlin is on a paranoid rant that everyone betrays him with out of nowhere Silas catches him from behind and hits his finisher on him on the hard floor! Silas throws Devlin into the ring and hooks the leg... 1... 2.. 3!!!
WE HAVE A NEW NJFC GLOBAL CHAMPION! The crowd can't believe it, NJFC had seemingly been defunct for ages but the belt just changed hands?! Brennan lays in the ring corner, dejected as Silas holds up the belt and celebrates...
SEGMENTS:
The show kicked off backstage with a frantic Motley Censori rushing around, clearly upset about something, until Verity Sinclaire caught up to her and asked what was wrong. Motley, on the verge of tears, explained that her dad Shawn Clarke was calling a family meeting that night for Brianna, Raptor, and the others, and she desperately needed to warn them. After building up the tension and hinting at something terrible from the last family meeting, Motley finally revealed the horrifying truth: she had been grounded in the previous family meeting she was warning of. Verity stared in stunned silence as the awkward moment hung in the air, fading out to the Christ Centered Wrestling opening credits.
The show opened with the puppet Bun Bun enthusiastically hosting "Bun Buns Haunted Halloween," blowing kisses to the camera and introducing himself as a rabbit puppet controlled by a bigger rabbit. He brought out his cohost Kitten, dressed in a simple ghost costume made from a sheet, who waved hello and joked about her role. Bun Bun revealed he was dressed as a cowboy before the pair promised to check in throughout the night, with Kitten running off to scare people backstage as Bun Bun handed things over to the regular commentators Brooke, Nate, and Lazlo at ringside.
As Kore Violet prepared to make her entrance, a massive figure in a bunny costume - revealed as Bun Bun - suddenly attacked, grabbing her by the throat and hurling her off the stage into tables and electrical equipment. Kitten rushed out to calm him, offering candy and even encouraging a second brutal launch into the gear after learning the victim's identity, clapping happily as she and Bun Bun headed backstage. EMTs and Cynthia Slade immediately tended to the fallen Kore while commentary reacted in shock, announcing that her absence turned the upcoming Bun Buns Twisted Trick or Treat Match into a fatal four-way between Aman, Sprite, Lily Blaise, and Weston Lovejoy, with Nate Paxton grimly suggesting she might be seriously hurt and Brooke Baby coldly replying "Good."
Synn is seen in the basement gathering various veiled gentleman and a woman called 'Belle' for some sort of an occult ritual, something weird goes on there and the camera gets all static'd over and we fade to black.
Throughout the show we'd check in with Bun Bun and Kitten as they hosted the program, various hijinks ensue, Kitten forgot pants, Bun Bun was scary.
POST-MAIN EVENT: Devlin raises up as the crowd looks on, Alyssa still confused on the outside of the ring on her effect on that match. Devlin and Romero exchange words in the center of the ring, only for Devlin to shake Romeros hand and exit the ring, walking out and not looking back as Silas celebrates with his new found championship!
FINAL SEGMENT:
We come back from the break as 'Immortal' by Eve to Adam hits, and slowly on the stage walks a black clad Shawn Clarke. He walks calmly, eying the fans as the commentators begin to talk.
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "It's peculiar to see Shawn Clarke without some combination of Chantal Monroe and Dulce Desjardins around him, right guys?"
BROOKE BABY: "I've talked extensively with him and I mean, Chantal is his girlfriend, and he considers Desjardins family. So how is he going to deal with this ongoing issue with Brianna Leigh Clark and Raptor?"
NATE PAXTON: "It all comes down to that Ethereal belt. Since this companies' inception, it has been either Dulce's belt or Chantal's. Now, someone else is coming into the fold... and they're using it to get in the way of this man's son and daughter. Despicable!"
Clarke eventually made it to the ringside area where he climbs into the ring and receives a microphone, then he picks it up and begins to speak into it, getting right to the point.
SHAWN CLARKE: "Cut my music. I'd like to start by calling my girl, her and my best friend Dulce, and my two kids Raptor and Brianna all out to the ring. Try not to kill each other if you meet before any of you get here."
Chantal Monroes music hits as on the stage walks Monroe and Desjardins, both of them looking displeased with Clarke as they wander to the ring. The two of them eventually getting there and joining the conversation, acquiring their own microphones.
CHANTAL MONROE: "I..."
Before she could say anything further, Raptors music hits as he slowly walked out, then he stopped and the music changed to the NEW Ethereal Champions music, as Brianna Leigh Clark wandered onto the stage walking in tandem with her Jurathicc Park team mate! The two eventually getting to the ring where they stared down Monroe and Desjardins.
SHAWN CLARKE: "Before any of you say a word, you're gonna hear me out, first of all, if there is one thing everyone knows about me, it is that I am a kind-hearted, loving man at my core."
The crowd boos him as he eyed them all, rolling his eyes.
SHAWN CLARKE: "This has been bad on dear old dads' heart, my girlfriend, my best friend..."
He pointed at Chantal and then to Dulce, both of them briefly smirking and waving in his direction, then stink eying in the direction of Brianna and Raptor.
SHAWN CLARKE: "And my babies, my kids, Brianna and Raptor. I'm proud of all of you, and you all keep fighting. Don't you guys all understand? United, as a family, we could all take this company over. Shit, we could take this business over. But that requires letting go of petty squabbles and bullshit. The cunning of these two here, Chantal and Dulce, my cunning, the power of you two. We could be up here, but right now we're all down here."
A pause, as he eyed them all.
SHAWN CLARKE: "Chantal, Dulce, I love you both. Raptor, Brianna, I love you both... I love all of you with all of my heart, so please."
He dropped to his knees literally begging them all to get along, the group of them eying eachother. Some stances seemingly getting less firm. Then we see Brianna and Raptor discussing in the corner.
RAPTOR: "Do what you think is right, I'll follow your lead."
BRIANNA LEIGH CLARK: "Okay..."
Brianna goes to Shawn and takes his hand, helping him up and hugs him, then Raptor comes in and hugs him. Both Chantal and Dulce look disgusted at first, but then Chantal wavers a bit before Dulce... they all go in and group hug!
BROOKE BABY: "I never saw this coming... peace at last for the Shawn Clarke family here?"
They all step back and raise each others arms, celebrating as the crowd seems confused at this outcome, then Shawn grabs some gift bags and hands to Raptor then to Brianna...
SHAWN CLARKE: "One more thing, for the new Ethereal Champion and her brother, I got you both some gift bags, because I am the best dad in the world. I know, I know."
BRIANNA LEIGH CLARK: "Dad, thank you, it just means so much that we can get everyone on the same page and... Raptor, what's wrong?"
Shawn stood nearby with an arm around each of Chantal and Dulce, Raptor looking through when he sees something in his bag.
BRIANNA LEIGH CLARK: "Why do these say trick?"
Out of nowhere, Chantal nearly takes Briannas head off with a spin kick! Then Raptor gets furious and runs at Dulce, Dulce ducks it and hits him with a boot to the gut and a DDT! The crowd booing as Shawn Clarke turns from this, while Chantal and Dulce lay out punishment on his kids! Dulce and Chantal are laughing as Brianna tries to get up, clinging to her dads leg.
BRIANNA LEIGH CLARK: "Dad?"
He turned and hit a running boot, kicking her in the head again as Chantal and Dulce grab chairs. Raptor comes up and grabs Shawn by the collar, choking him.
RAPTOR: "We're your family!"
Dulce cracks him in the back with a chair, then Chantal! Raptor crumbles to his knees as Shawn Clarke drops him with the Overnight Sensation! Then he grabs Brianna and handcuffs her to the ropes, a devil of a smile on his face as he takes the chair from Dulce and wraps it around the neck of Raptor.
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "No, don't do this!"
NATE PAXTON: "Your own child for petes sake!"
Shawn stands over Raptor, Brianna pleading with him not to do it. He takes a breath as Chantal and Dulce egg him on then he stares Brianna down.
SHAWN CLARKE: "I never wanted to be your father, neither of yours."
Then suddenly he goes to the ropes, referees and staff at ringside begging him to stop, Brianna tearing at her cuffs as Shawn leaps down atop the chair and brings it shut around the neck of Raptor! Raptor is kicking and holding his throat, blood pouring over the mat, Brianna ripping at her arm, swiping at the trio of Shawn Clarke, Chantal Monroe and Dulce Desjardins. The three of them get close to BLC who is like a caged animal trying to get at them, Chantal and Dulce blowing kisses at her as they raise the Ethereal Championship.
Clarkes theme hits again as EMTs rush to the ring to check on Raptor, while Shawn, Dulce and Chantal back up the stage, admiring their handiwork, Clarke even taking a mock bow as staff try to get Brianna free and tend to Raptor.
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We see before long, women are fighting all around the arena, the Best Pumpkins Contest had no winner and there were just titty women going to war everywhere. It was chaos, and kind of sexy.
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BRENNAN DEVLIN: "Do you see why I couldn't do it? Good boobs were hurting good boobs, weird boobs were hurting good boobs, I'm prety sure the weird boobs were the Titty Clowns, it was chaos... I started a titty war."
The Man in White nodded as he watched the show come to an end and sighed to himself, glancing over at Brennan Devlin.
THE MAN IN WHITE: "Unfortunately, you'll no longer need to worry about that... we have all we need from you now, and it's time to eradicate you..."
BRENNAN DEVLIN: "Huh?"
Suddenly a flash grenade goes off and its Brennan Devlins cat, Albert Whiskers! Albert Whiskers tackles Brennan to the ground as the man in white struggles.
ALBERT WHISKERS: "Brennan we need to go now!"
BRENNAN DEVLIN: "You can talk?!"
ALBERT WHISKERS: "It is important you leave at once! That man there is a space traveling shapeshifting robot sent to end you and let one of his kind take over your place to control of your wrestling empire, run!"
The man stood up and straightened his tie as he wandered towards Brennan, Albert Whiskers hissing as the cat stood between them, when out of nowhere headlights brighten as they come at the door. Soon, we see a car crash through the door as Brennan and the cat dive out of the way and the car takes out the robot.
KEANA: "Shit, I was aiming for Brennan. Hi baby."
She waves at him as Elisha and Cerise poke up from the back seat looking a bit terrified of her driving and wave as she tries to back out of the hole in the wall she created.
ELISHA DAVIS: "You're paying for fixing this by the way."
Brennan stood over the shattered robot on the ground as he knelt down and began to scoop through some of the parts, studying upon it all as the scene fades to black.