WELCOME TO JOHN!
WELCOME TO JOHN!
“A change in reality occurred in the 203rd decade in which "marketing" via "john" began to exist. This was retroactively neologized into "johnvertisement".
“A change in reality occurred in the 203rd decade in which "marketing" via "john" began to exist. This was retroactively neologized into "johnvertisement".
What's different about johnvertisement is that instead of harvesting the soul of those involved via crude and invasive strategies, it is done remotely and automatically. As such, no monetary exchanges occur in the process of johnvertisement; the value gained by soul extraction covers all relevant costs.
What's different about johnvertisement is that instead of harvesting the soul of those involved via crude and invasive strategies, it is done remotely and automatically. As such, no monetary exchanges occur in the process of johnvertisement; the value gained by soul extraction covers all relevant costs.
Johnvertisement is now in use by a certain number of people and is an X billion dollar industry, where X is a real number within the range 0-65535. There is a wide variety of johnvertisements in existence.
Johnvertisement is now in use by a certain number of people and is an X billion dollar industry, where X is a real number within the range 0-65535. There is a wide variety of johnvertisements in existence.
The identity of john has been discovered. It is confidential information.”
The identity of john has been discovered. It is confidential information.”
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Merryton has access to John's identity.
Merryton also has access to a wide variety of johnvertisements.