About us

Camp Dingle-dork is a spraling 100 acre camp located in the heart of Garbage Can Land. Your child will have the time of it's life here. He/she/it will enjoy sports, games, arts and crafts, the finest quality food, and more all supervised by our fantastic counclers!

If your child disobeys, he will be fed to Zortock the Hunter. Zortock will first conduct experiments on his/her privet parts, then will slowley devour them alive!