GET OFF MY FARM

OKAY, WOMAN. I'M DONE WITH YOUR POINTLESS MONOLOGUE, NOW, THE STORY IS ACTUALLY MINE TO TELL.

Wait... There's no way he found the Invisicam. We literally spent hours making this thing so people like HIM can't even spot this thing.

THERE IS NOTHING ELSE HERE BUT FUNKIN' CORN.

He is seriously not happy about this unexpected visit.

Look, I'll leave the farm. However, you must comply to this deal. Alright?

I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DEAL, GET THE HELL OUT MY FARM BEFORE I FIND YOU MYSELF.

Jeez, alright. Bye.

The camera explodes, Ranu is pleased.






















DUDE.


YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE THAN PEOPLE TRYING TO STEAL MY CROPS?


PEOPLE TRYING TO STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT. THIS IS MY STORY.


THIS IS HOW I LIVE. PEOPLE ATTEMPTING TO TELL MY STORY CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO PHATHOM WHAT I DO.


WHAT I CAN DO.


WHAT I WANT TO DO.
NOTHING.


THIS ANNOYS ME TO MY VERY CORE.


MY NAME IS RANU.


I HAVE A LOVELY WIFE NAMED STRAWBERRET AND A DOG NAMED LARRY.


I DON'T KNOW WHO TOLD YOU SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE IS MY WIFE.


SO, DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THOSE RETARDED "WRITERS" SAY.


WAIT LET ME TRY THAT INTRO AGAIN.