MY CORN

I WILL FORMERLY INTRODUCE MYSELF.

MY NAME IS RANU, I AM FROM THE FACTION FARMKIND.

THE FACTIONS AMPLIFY YOUR POWER OF YOUR XERSE DEPENDING ON YOUR EMOTION AROUND IT.

HUH? CONFUSED?

YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF A XERSE HUH?

EXPECTED.

A XERSE IS AN ABILITY BASED ON YOUR PERSONALITY TRAITS. THE STRENGTH OF YOUR XERSE SCALES OFF YOUR EMOTIONAL STRENGTH.

IF YOU CRY A LOT, YOU COULD PROBABLY BE ONE OF THE STRONGEST XERSE USERS.

IF YOU'RE MAD A LOT, YOU COULD PROBABLY BE ONE OF THE STRONGEST XERSE USERS.

LIKE ME, OF COURSE.

WHAT'S MY XERSE YOU ASK? IT'S CALLED "LEGENDARY". I'M ABLE TO TAKE 3 XERSE ABILITIES AND LEARN THEM TO A MASTER LEVEL.

THAT'S ALL I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT THAT XERSE STUFF, KID.

ANYWAYS KID NOW ABOUT MY CORN.

MY PRIZED POSSESSION. CORN.

IT'S MY FOOD.

IT'S MY WATER.

IT'S MY LOTION.

IT'S MY CONDOMS.

IT'S MY BATHTUB.

IT'S MY OINTMENT.

IT'S MY SHAMPOO.

IT'S MY SOAP.

IT'S MY DEODORANT.

IT'S MY SECRET.

IT'S MY TRUE POTENTIAL.

IT'S MORE THAN JUST SIMPLE CORN THAT I AM GROWING.

I AM GROWING A LEGEND.

I AM GROWING GENERATIONS.

I AM GROWING UNIVERSES.

NOTHING'S MORE VALUABLE THAN CORN.