Ranu's Farm

This 4'2 Dimwit is named Ranu.
He has stolen a large corn field from a familiar name...

What was it again, "Bandi"? Or something like that, I don't remember.
Anyways,

This farm is accompanied by 2 others, Larry and Strawberry.
Strawberry is Ranu's loving girlfriend as Larry is a Dog.
However, Larry is unlike the other dogs-

He can TALK? That's actually a little upsetting actually, what if he starts doing drugs?
Oh, I forgot, I'm not supposed to have opinions as a writer, Oops.

Ranu loves corn.
It's literally the only thing he eats, Strawberry even grows concerned.

Larry wouldn't care, what is he... a dog?
Dude, why did it change color again. Is that like an opinion?
God, I hate this writing system.

Strawberry used to grow Strawberries behind the Corn fields, however, that was outlawed

by Ranu. In his own words,

"YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAN JACK FRICKIN' CRAP UNTIL WE GET MARRIED. UNTIL WE ARE MARRIED, THAT IS WHEN YOU ARE TRUSTED ENOUGH TO PLANT YOUR OWN CROPS IN MY CORN FIELDS. ARE YOU MARRIED? NO. DON'T EVEN TRY IT. I WILL ACTUALLY BLOCK YOU OUT THE FARM, DON'T TEST ME."

Gosh, he's so authoritative. It's a little worrying, but, I'm sure they're healthy.
Haha, get it? Eh, no one likes my jokes. Not even Aratel, sucks to be a lone writer.
Oh, you haven't gotten that far yet.