HORSE SUPERSTORE™
Horse Statues are for the horse lover in all of us. From tiny riding ponies to muscled steeds, there’s a statuette for every horse lover out there.
If you've got a horse lover in your life this holiday, you'd be hard-pressed to find a better gift than this online store where you can select one of a dozen uniquely made horse statues. These beautiful statues come painted and decorated with everything from balloons to rainbows and more. They're also wooden, rather than the plastic or fiberglass that often comes with horse statues. All of the statues are mounted to a sturdy base with wheels so that they can be easily moved.
Current Deal: $55 for mini-herd of 2. All products ship direct from Horse Statue Superstore.
Regular Horse
The classic.
1-5 horses = $500
6-9 horses = $250
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $100
16-20 horses = -$100
BEST VALUE!!!
Chess Horse
NEW!!!
1-5 horses = $700
6-9 horses = $350
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $100
16-20 horses = -$200
BEST VALUE!!!
Money Horse
Premium. Elegant.
1-5 horses = $5000
6-9 horses = $2500
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $1000
16-20 horses = -$1000
BEST VALUE!!!
Cheese Horse
Stinky (Smelly)
1-5 horses = $200
6-9 horses = $120
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $50
16-20 horses = -$100
BEST VALUE!!!
Brick Horse
brick shit horse
1-5 horses = $400
6-9 horses = $150
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $70
16-20 horses = -$100
BEST VALUE!!!
Explosive Horse DANGEROUS
Must be over 18 to purchase.
1-5 horses = $1000
6-9 horses = $500
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $250
16-20 horses = -$200
BEST VALUE!!!
Glass Horse
Brittle.
1-5 horses = $2000
6-9 horses = $1200
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $500
16-20 horses = -$1000
BEST VALUE!!!
Zebra
not a horse. we still sell it
1-5 horses = $400
6-9 horses = $200
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $100
16-20 horses = -$100
BEST VALUE!!!
Cosmic Horse
can travel through time and space
(costs extra)
1-5 horses = $1,000,000
6-9 horses = $500,000
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $250,000
16-20 horses = -$100,000
BEST VALUE!!!
Dome Depot Horse
domes
1-5 horses = $1200
6-9 horses = $600
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $250
16-20 horses = -$200
BEST VALUE!!!
UK Horse
BIG SALE !!!!!!!!!!
1-5 horses = WAS $5000
now $100 !!!
6-9 horses = $50
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $25
16-20 horses = -$1000
BEST VALUE!!!
Díotóir Horse
Flammable Horse
1-5 horses = $200
6-9 horses = $100
Most customers buy:
10-15 horses = $50
16-20 horses = -$100
BEST VALUE!!!
Watch our commercial!!!
famously appeared in Season 4 Episode 8 of BashBots
Rocky Norman. Horse Man
Hello, I'm Rocky Norman, the creator of buyhorsestatuesinbulk.com.
When I realised most houses didn't have a horse statue, I didn't know how to live with myself. This is one of the key problems that needed sorting. I created the Horse Superstore™ straight out of High School to cater to the lack of horses in the community.
Anyway, what was good about the Horse Superstore?
It brought to my attention that this community of Horse Superstores wasn't just about raising awareness about the safety of horses. It was also about making the community more self-sufficient. It created a sense of community about owning horses. It was the only place for everybody who was in this predicament to sit down at each of the shops and ask 'when will they all be out back again?' I'm sure many will love this kind of attitude.
However, you'll have to give me the honour of putting the horse statue up there rather than just going back and buying it yourself.
The Horse Superstore is now available to buy in the UK from January 6th, 2015 to April 21st, so it's a pretty cool moment for anyone.
Testimonials
Dave (33) from Huddersfield
When I learned of Horse Statue Superstore, I was wondering if their website was going to be designed like I imagined. The site is clearly not trying to be an artistic treasure trove for the likes of the Google Maps algorithm. Instead, it seems to be targeted to the nostalgic for those who grew up in the good old days of NASCAR and chicken dinners. And I'll admit it, I'm one of them.
8.9564 out of 10.
Gary Chunkster (21) from Kentucky
My wife wanted to have a nice statue to put in our home, where she can admire her beloved horses each morning. After reading all of the comments about the quality and size of each statue, we decided to take a chance with Horse Statue Superstore.
And it was a good decision! We purchased two beautiful statuettes from them, as a gift for my mother-in-law and for my wife. The price was excellent, the order and the delivery to Kentucky were fast. And to make things even better, they are very pleasant to look at! I highly recommend this company.
98.59548 out of 100.
fake LEGAL STUFF:
Please NOTE:
An unregistered horse, in this case 'an unregistered horse whose owner has been a licensed horse dealer', would have the following problems:
1. No more visible signs to let you know
2. Missing sign or something saying something of significance:
3. No sign saying 'We're horse sellers'
4. No indication with a picture taken on your computer on the back of the horse
5. No sign that you have not paid a tax on the horse, as well as no proof of the horse in question.
6. Missing statement indicating that something in your horse will get you stopped. (I don't like this, but that's another blog post and another post on the subject.
Also don't take it personally and just leave it here if you have concerns about it. Go find something and not worry about it. If it is so serious then I will take it off your computer if you take it off without explanation and look into it with a lot of faith as a result.)
