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THE SHADOW OF RANKONOR
The Shadow of Rankonor is an epic action/adventure/fantasy novel written by Bryant Reitzel, edited by Bryant, and so much more!
Stories Coming Soon:
Old Man Monkey - Suspense
Two young kids, one 12, one 10, Brian Reutzel and Bort Reutzel, are living down in Colorful Colorado. Their trampoline is a hobby, and extra fun in pajamas in the dark. On dark night's though, from 'the house diagnol,' lurks a man in the window. Old man monkey. He stares, he watches. Sometimes leaving down to his dinner table. Still watching. The 2 kids witness it each night, trying to watch back without being seen. Each time he looked, the two kids ducked down to the trampoline, concealed behind 'the fence between worlds.' After months pass and the sunlight began to overcome the early night's darkness, the kids decide they have to do something before the man disappears with the light. They sneak into his house, with a chef's knife, and go to kill the demon that is old man monkey. After countless whispers and sneaks, Brian shouts "off your head," pops out from hiding, and unkindly removes his head. Then they realize the old man monkey and his wife were just normal people and they'd made a terrible mistake. They cry, but are sent to juvenile detention and then prison for the rest of their lives in the end.
While You Pee - "Horror"
While you pee, Mr. Dookieface pokes his head from the toilet drain and sneaks an examination. He targets those he calls his prey, you better watch out or he'll swallow your face. Whether it's the fast lane urinal and all or the deep toilet down, he'll murder them all.
"Basically, It's like The Predator except in a toilet." - Funn News