It was staring through you, it’s a colorful mockery of man. Sitting across from you sat the clown, propped upright waiting to be called onto the sound stage. The two of you try to shake hands, maybe attempt to break the awkward silence, but a plane of glass breaks your attempts at physical coexistence.
It lowers its gloved hand covered in a red glossy fabric that made up a similarly glossy bow tie, its arm snaking back to its side in a whir of clicking and twisting. It couldn’t be real, neither of its arms could be, they were a pair of pink and white coils pretending to impersonate human limbs. Its legs were the same way, much less boots and more dark purple stilts, they moved just as mechanically. Its outfit was a red pinstripe suit, cut off from the shoulder, rolled up at the knee, you expect it to make up for the blood it likely didn’t have going off its complexion. Its face was a light gray, whatever natural color was there was bleached away forcefully in place of a permanent foundation. Whatever color was there in spite, a pale imitation, rosy cheeks represented by spheres embedded into the side of its face and two small triangles below the eyes that pointed to a plastic smile.
You lean in closer, it mimics you, being able to see its face in much more detail. Despite its organic look, you suspect it looked different before. Its face was slim, much slimmer than yours, lighter lines shaping its face. Clearly it had been reconstructed, for what reason you don’t know, nor do you think you want to.
You were concerned by the gold, it wasn’t there much, but in two areas. Two golden balls at the end of antenna jammed into the skull, you think, cyan hair covers the point of entry. Maybe it’s used to communicate with whatever alien deemed this thing fit to teach children. The only other gold was a pin, with as wide of a smile as the face. It felt redundant, the clown was already happy, maybe it was a backup smile, working like a backup generator when the other one failed.
Maybe it’d be best to just look away, the porcelain balls it would call eyes are starting to creep you out. It could be worse, you could be the mime, which was nearly identical. Well, identical in looks only, it’s a limbless slab of meat with even less color and lacking any teeth and eyeballs. It’s oddly blurry, you didn’t even know someone could be blurry.
The sweet release of a buzzer sounded off, releasing you and the now towering carnival clockwork from your room. You walk out on stage, a roar of young voices fills the air. “Who’s ready to learn about the ABC’s?” the clown's voice booms through your throat. You might as well just let it happen, it’s not your body anymore anyway… It hasn’t been for years…
The low hum of gaudy neon lights radiated through the dull gray office, the sterility of it makes hours feel like days. Harold’s eyes darted from one monitor to another, listening to the prerecorded message that had begun to wear away from a decade of daily use.
“-Our actors are wild characters, huh? Very dedicated to their roles. ‘Little too dedicated if you ask me… But hey, kids love ‘em, and all we have to do is stock their set fridges each week.” the gruff, aged recording boomed, “Now if any of them happen to wander around, just lock your door. Keep in mind; they won’t lock for long, child safety locks, not a fun lawsuit. I wouldn’t worry though, they’re harmless!”
Harold looked through each of the blurry cameras, shots of uncanny home interiors bathed in pastels. Everyone was where the head of security said they should be; the pie was listening to his gramophone, the car humming to itself in its sleep, the balls are bouncing around as always, and the clown-
“I mean if they weren’t harmless, we would’ve given you a gun! That’s a joke by the way, if you shoot one of them your ass’ financial stability goodbye.” the recording half joked as the lights began to flicker. The recording didn’t have much else to tell him, much less about the clanging echoing through the vents.
Maybe the book the previous guard left would help… The book reads; “198.3 Ways to Cook Your Goose! By Hyde Lore.” “Well that doesn’t help me at all…” Harold mumbles under his breath.
“I’ll say, why would you cook a goose?” an irritatingly high voice chimes from behind the man's left ear, startling Harold out of his chair. As he crawls closer and closer to the underside of his desk, the towering fool appears to get larger and larger, before long its spindly body ensnares the space behind it. “I quite like geese. What about you Harold?” its voice echoes throughout the room.
“H-how do you know my name?!” The guard stutters. The clown's glass eyes finally shift down to meet the man, and it shifts, rearranging its coily body to support its new position on the floor.
“Don’t you know?” Its glossy smile widens “I’m friends with everybody.” Harold’s breath hastens, heart barely able to remain inside of his chest. His eyes meet his own in the glossy reflection of the inescapable gloved hand reaching towards his face.
The gloved hand pokes the man’s cheek a few times. “Hello..?” The clown said, “Harold..?” The clown's smile fades as confusion sweeps over its brain. “What a shame, fell asleep before anything could happen. I’ll ask him again in the morning,” it pouts and leaves the room. The open air vent was tight, but with a little rearranging and twisting it was able to slink through into its familiar room and into bed.