OK. I have decided to not have merchandise at this time. I could certainly sell T-Shirts, hoodies, mugs, and other crap that you don't really need. I could also do affiliate links to Amazon. I am not doing either of those and I suggest you save your money. If you still feel like you need extra crap in your life, go to your local thrift store and purchase some gently owned items of your choosing. The quality will be the same as the crap that I would be peddling. Of course I won't profit off of that so with the money you have saved, you can buy me a beer or other consumable item (food or drink) the next time we see each other. You will still have spent less even after plying me with drinks versus the cost of the crap I was going to sell. That is what is called a win-win and you are welcome.
Thor
If the above font is unintelligible to you, don't worry. You can use Venmo, PayPal, or Zelle and send me money directly. PM me and I will give you the details. There is a minimum $10 charge for this service but much like Uber Eats or Grub Hub, it is so much easier for you. And really, what is more important?