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Marin is the racist Chinese stereotype of Mario featured in Super Mario Sunshine Repainted...which I just now got how ironic it is that Mario's the one being the racist Chinese stereotype this time around. He even comes with his trusty Fludd, Jonathan Fitzgerald. Unfortunately, he's still canonically dead- this game is not canon in the Sunshine Repainted lore.

Along with the other mandatory Mario alts, we have the sad Sponge. Sponge originates from Vinesauce making up a forgotten Mario brother during a Super Mario 3D World stream, the character later being fleshed out during his Tomodachi Life streams. There's also something here about saving the galaxy...or maybe only getting halfway through the galaxy, forever being trapped in Repaint limbo. Yeah, good going Sponge. Enjoy the music.

Wands and wings, along with floaty crowny-things, Cosmo is prepared to take on whoever comes in his way. From the Fairly Oddparents show, Cosmo is one of Timmy Turner's fairies, in which he uses his magic wand to grant Timmy whatever wishes he wants (unless it breaks Da Rules). Cosmo is the more naive and stupid fairy compared to his wife, Wanda.

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl Repainted, Cosmo goes over the angel-boy Pit. You'll be sure to see Cosmo helping out Peter & Cappy during the whole story mode thing (although how Cosmo will help, who knows).

Phil, you've finally done it. With all of the success of your various Flex Products and the promotions with JonTron, you've created the most amazing attraction the world has ever seen. Flex Tape Falls has all of your Flex Product advertising, and get this- the waterfall is sealed thanks to Flex Seal!

Forget about WarioWare, Inc., We got Biggie C's Hub instead! It's based on various memes that are involved with the crew that made this very Repaint, which sort-of makes it one of the non-themed stages. Who knows what you'll get for minigames, there's a giant hammer destroying Mountain Dew, dancing with Mario, being just as distressed and disturbed as Toad, dodging some Koopaling cars, uhhhh...watch out for arrows from that Nickelodeon India Ninja...and other stuff. There's a lot of stuff.

Hey, hey, hey..! It's Faaaaaaaaaaaat Albert! Now I'm gonna be an alt for you! Maybe you'll ride a bike or two! You'll have some fun now with me and the other alts, learning how to play us, while we do our thing! Singing: WAHAHAHA!

Remember Wario World Repainted? No? Well that Andy guy played it, and uh...yeah, the Wario from that is here! He's called "Whyrio" from our records. You may be able to fight as him for a while, but don't forget about his stage 4 pancreatic cancer.

I can't believe it...I'm in a REPAINT! Ha, did you see me? I'm a natural! Mike Wazowski is the faithful companion to the master scarer, Sulley. Mike here is more rule-following and sarcastic than his pal, but boy is he a legendary jokester! He's gonna bring down the house!..what do you mean you weren't watching? Ya big dope!

Mike is featured in- wait, can I say this? Oh, what the heck. He's in Biggie Cheese Kart Wii. Won't say who! Well, actually, Robert played this game so you can spoil yourself. But that's just it! Mike's being posted not only for the day before 2/3/19 (a Monsters Inc reference), but for the celebration of Biggie Cheese Kart Wii to soon be streamed!

I can fix it! In actuality, this incarnation of Fix-It Felix will throw hammers at you and leave no mercy, unlike his Wreck-It Ralph appearance. Heck, his hammers don't even do fixing, they do the wrecking! What twisted world is this?

In Brawl Repainted, Felix will serve as both an assist and an enemy in Subspace. He goes over the Hammer Bro, which does explain why he's all evil and stuff. He's converted to Bowser's side. I am bad, and that is good.

Sometimes, you may wish you were human. Sometimes, you may wish you were bald and short. Sometimes, you wish you were Danny DeVito. Well, through one of Biggie Cheese's Pimp alts, you can become the legend! You can throw your motorcycle trash all over the ring! And then, you can start eating garbage! Legally, though, this is just Danny, in no way the wrestler guy. This guy is not- AND I REPEAT, NOT THE TRASH MAN.

You want to play as Morshu? It's yours my friend! As long as you...well, it's actually a starter character, so you don't really need to pay for him with rupees. Who else could the fat and greedy salesman go over? If you want to see the other alts, come back when you're a little- mmmm...richer!

Pokemon Stadium 2 is no more! Like the change from Domino's Pizza to Domino's, it's now completely different...okay, bad example, but it matches with the theme. Of course, where else could you find melted cheese and pepperoni goodness filling an entire stage? The transformations just add some more menu options to the arena! Okay...uh...I got nothing else, to be honest. But, uh, the Pokemon are not yet changed. Don't complain about it.

Here comes the stage! Complete with all the Dunkey references you can live with! It'll be years before you can defeat Dunkey on this stage, using the power of Knack 2 and his many, many thumbnails, you'll be sure to win...but, like I said, only Dunkey can win on this stage. And Sky will be forever defea- wait, no, no! DAMMIT! FUCK ME WITH A GAY RACCOON, I LOST! That's it, time to play a real man's game- PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS BATTLE ROYALE REPAINTED!!!! Wait, whaddya mean they suck at repainting the PlayStation? Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

No, this is not Little Mac turned into Saitama from that one anime; no, this is the Games Repainted original, One-Punch Mac! Hailing from Punch-Out Repainted, One-Punch Mac is known for beating up the likes of Ratboy Genius up to defeating the all-powerful Buff Riku. Once you summon this bad boy in the field, he'll deliver occasional blows and...not really live up to his name, to be honest.

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl Repainted, you play as Dunkey. Lead your opponents to their certain demise. They must all be exterminated. Become a millionaire and jump around and fight n' stuff. Choose from one of six Dunks. Well, actually, there's only one real Dunkey. The rest are just Dunkey clones.

Dunkey beat Yoshi in Smash, so now he takes Yoshi's place. Sadly for Dunkey, he hasn't made a Repaint appearance until now. But, do you know Dunkey's favorite Repaint? Super Paper Ma- just kidding, it's Super Mario Bruthas 2 baybeeeeeee!

The well-known YouTuber iDubbz is ready to Brawl as his famous character, Content Cop. Content Cop's series is all about taking down YouTubers that provide nothing but rancid dog water...metaphorically, I mean. When playing as Content Cop, you can be sure to destroy other brawlers due to their terrible content.

Content Cop goes over Link in Brawl Repainted. Unfortunately for him, I'm sure he's not had a previous Repaint appearance, but you'll be sure to see him in Subspace teaming up with another YouTuber...get the hint?

The Noid is a classic claymation icon for the famous Domino's Pizza...wait, they're just Domino's now? Degenerates. Anyways, Noid's commercials were about him trying to ruin your pizza, but Domino's apparently was powerful and couldn't let that happen. So, basically, if the pizza guy dropped your pizza, he'd say "it was The Noid."

The Noid appears over Pikachu in Brawl Repainted. Yo! Noid 2 actually had a repainted being worked on, but uh...yeah, it went bye-bye. But, The Noid did go over Robotnik in Sonic Mania Plus Repainted!

Judging by the first three blog posts, you should've seen this coming. I assume you did. Biggie Cheese Kart Wii is a replacement of the Mario Circuit stage in Brawl. This stage takes various elements from Biggie Cheese Kart Wii, such as the Woody's Roundup finish line or the Peter Griffin decor. It's quite the mishmash. You can even see the Mickey Mouse emoji over Shy Guy riding around. The stage isn't 100% complete, but it practically looks complete as of now.

Hugh is Jimmy Neutron's dumb and oblivious father. Along with his obsession with ducks, Hugh Neutron is an embarrassment to Jimmy in his regular school life. What you may not know is that he's the all-important Donut Boy in "The Adventures of Donut Boy." He's got a theme song and quirky one-liners! Oh, and by the way, mom says you're grounded. Sorry!

Hugh Neutron is, as you'd guess by the last two blog posts, in Biggie Cheese Kart Wii. Like Brawl, he is over Waluigi. Although not playable, Hugh is always ready to bring you sweet delight when you summon him.

Biggie Cheese made his first and only appearance in the movie Barnyard. He is known for rapping "Mr. Boombastic" after Otis' dad died. That seems pretty grim, but Biggie Cheese lightens the mood during the celebration of Otis being elected leader, so it's okay. But, let's forget about Barnyard, what he's really all about is his representation as the mascot for Biggie C's Hub. Why? I don't know, but having a mascot for your mod team is something I haven't seen before. It's a nifty thing.

Biggie Cheese comes in Brawl in two forms. Firstly, in his new and original pimp version (although I hear this is some cosplayer who didn't get Biggie Cheese's appearance right). Secondly, he comes in his look from Biggie Cheese Kart Wii. In both versions, he is Wario's replacement.

Peter Griffin is the star in the show Family Guy. He's the average fat, lazy, stupid dad in every cartoon sitcom. Or any cartoon for that, matter. Peter loves to "roundhouse," which is a funny way of saying brawl. The fat oaf is accompanied by Cappy, Mario's hat sidekick in Super Mario Odyssey. Cappy could be thrown my Mario to possess any enemy (if the enemy is not wearing a hat), along with being used as a temporary platform. The question you may have is: is Peter possessed or is Cappy just helping Peter out? I don't know.

Peter & Cappy first started their Repaint history for Biggie Cheese Kart Wii. Peter & Cappy replaced Mario in this game, and was taken to be the default Mario in Super Smash Bros. Brawl Repainted. After this, the duo were also going to be in Paper Mario: The Meltdown, a now-cancelled TTYD Repaint.