Killian Viou
Songwriter, composer, lead singer, guitarist, mix editor…
this modern-day pooh-et does it all.
Especially be a fucking Diva while yelling like a dying pig...
PS: He’s way too into getting his ear licked by dogs.
Loic Erard
Lead guitarist, occasional singer and try-harder, he is in charge of making the music videos.
If you find that they are not released fast enough or that they suck, please complain to him.
PS: Legend has it that he is the one who inspired sorcerer Thops of Elden Ring.
Remi Salomon
Bassist, backing vocalist and pro stuntman.
He changes bass so often it's fucking crazy...
He does bassist stuff and... nobody gives a shit about it.
PS: He is also known as 'WORST'.
Lasco
You cannot resist the fluffy stupidity of this dog.
Designed to be clickbait, he's still waiting to be monetized on any social media.
PS: His real goal is to become a lead singer and keep pouring bacteria into Killian's ears...
Francois Letierce
Wannabe drummer and masochist, he battles compulsive tics and pushes the limits of a stroke with every break.
He recently developed a passion for chime samples—especially during those tricky guitar intros.
PS: Mimicking an accent isn’t racist, it’s a medical condition!