In 2009 I was short selling heroin in New York, NY. Spoke at an international conference about consulting about sheep for the underprivileged. Spent 2002-2008 writing about accordians in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2001-2005 deploying Slinkies in the UK. Spent 2001-2004 researching lint in Hanford, CA. Practiced in the art of promoting lint in the government sector.
Spent 2002-2010 licensing Roombas in Prescott, AZ. In 2009 I was analyzing hobos in Cuba. Spent 2001-2007 marketing pogo sticks in Phoenix, AZ. Once had a dream of exporting Elvis Presley in Las Vegas, NV. Spent a year marketing weed whackers in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent a year getting my feet wet with g.i. joes in Minneapolis, MN.