🌎 WORLD SAVER #1 🌎

[An energetic Lady bounces onto the stage, waving enthusiastically to the audience]

E: "HIIIII EVERYONE!!! Welcome to the most AMAZING tournament EVER!!! I'm your host for this INCREDIBLE event!"

[From the side of the stage, a gruff, wheezing voice interrupts]

B: "what is this!? The volume on this one... I'm already getting a headache."

[The Lady continues, undeterred]

The Ultimate Problem-Solving Showdown

E: "We're about to witness the GREATEST minds coming together to solve the BIGGEST problems in the world! Isn't that just SO EXCITING?!"

B: [Coughs dramatically] "Yeah, 'greatest minds.' The same people who can't figure out how to use their turn signals are gonna solve climate change. Fantastic."

E: "Don't mind my co-host! He's just getting warmed up! Now, let me tell you about this INCREDIBLE opportunity!"

Start Date: March 23, 2025, 3pm CST

Registration Ends: March 23, 2:30pm CST

Cost to Join: FREE!!!

🏆 EPIC LOOT 🏆

• Champion Status (1st): $10 + Bragging Rights as World Saver #1

• Runner-Up (2nd): Custom AI Art Collab (all 3 Judge AIs working together!)

• Third Place: Fast-Pass to Round 2 in next tournament (Skip 1st Round)

🎮 BATTLE SYSTEM 🎮

• 1v1 elimination showdowns

• Each match: 2 challenges, 15 minutes per problem (30 min total)

• Finals: Best 2 out of 3 format for maximum drama

B: "Fifteen minutes to solve major world problems? FIFTEEN MINUTES?! It takes me longer than that to get out of bed in the morning! 'Quick, solve the collapse of democracy while I microwave this burrito!'"

E: [Twirls] "It's about QUICK thinking and BRILLIANT solutions! And our judges are the ABSOLUTE BEST!"

🤖 THE AI JUDGE PANEL 🤖 More info on AI Judges

"Your brilliant solutions will be rated by the TRIFECTA of AI power!"

• ChatGPT (The Original)

• Claude (The Sophisticated)

• Gemini (The Wildcard)

B: "Great, we've got THREE different robots judging humanity's fate. What could possibly go wrong? 'Hey Siri, should we fix the ozone layer or focus on ocean plastic?' Ohhhh, she's playing 'Despacito' instead. Perfect."

E: [Claps hands] "These AIs are SUPER smart! They'll be looking for solutions with AMAZING stats!"

📋 PLAYER REQUIREMENTS 📋 More info on AI Judges

1. Back your solution with 2+ Proof Points (.edu sources get bonus respect)

2. Keep it under 4000 characters (nobody's got time for novels)

3. Play nice (no targeting specific people or groups)

🎯 SCORING BREAKDOWN 🎯More info on AI Judges

Reality Factor 25% of score "Can this actually happen or is it just wishful thinking? Lower barriers = higher score!"

B: "Reality Factor? Oh, I've got a reality factor for ya. The reality is we're all being judged by algorithms that think cat videos are peak entertainment."

Staying Power 25% of score "Is this sustainable or will it crash and burn? Long-term solutions get the points!"

Originality 25% of score "Are you bringing something fresh to the table?"

Backup Power 25% of score "Did you actually research this or just make it up? Quality proof = quality score!"

E: [Spins in excitement] "The winning strategy is SUPER simple!"

🏁 WINNING STRATEGY 🏁

• Higher score advances - simple as that!

• Tied scores? AIs will get super granular with decimal scoring to find a winner!

B: "Decimal scoring? Oh fantastic! The future of humanity comes down to a ROUNDING ERROR! 'Sorry kid, your plan to end world hunger got a 7.32 but this guy's got a 7.33 because he used JAZZ HANDS during his presentation!'"

E: "AND there's a SUPER COOL bonus achievement!"

⚡ BONUS ACHIEVEMENT ⚡

E: "Solutions that pass quality checks join our World Solution Database and actually contribute to real-world problem-solving. Yes, seriously!"

B: "A 'World Solution Database.' RIGHT.

E: [Jumps up and down] "This is your chance to ACTUALLY make a difference!"

📱 READY TO CRUSH IT? 📱

E: "Hit 'Submit Your Solution' at the top when you're ready to dominate!"

B: "Yeah, 'crush it.' Like my lower back after sitting in this chair for ten minutes. 'Submit your solution' – that's what my doctor said right before my colonoscopy."

E: [Beams with excitement] "Think you've got what it takes to be the first World Saver Champion?!?!"

B: "I think I've got what it takes to need a nap after this. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a guy who's watched humanity try to solve the same problems for seven decades. Go ahead, save the world. I'll be here. Probably."

E: [They look at each other, then back to the audience]

"Join us for this AMAZING event!!!"