The Christophers

Q: Why are they all named Christopher?
A: We were looking for a nice, generic, bland, boring name to give them until the came out and their personalities took over. And take over, they certainly did.

The Mayor

New York's most popular chicken, and the Chicken Laureate of the Hudson Valley

Enjoys trolling people on Facebook, practicing yoga, the New York Yankees and being a role model for America's youth. The Mayor has many important social and political connections. She has no tolerance for bigots and homophobes. Not a fan of cats.

Her musical tastes include gangsta rap and pop hiphop. Her favorite food is peanuts inside the shell.

Her hashtags are #beaconhoodchicken #notoriousbhc #pride #blm #ally #savage #vibing #chickens #instagood #mariorivera #beaconny #newyork #fishkillny #yankees #hvrenegades #hiphop #gangstachicken #chickenyoga #gothchristopher #vote #takeachickentolunch #poultrylaureate #cats #petsofinstagram #humansofbeaconny

Christopher Christopher

Best friends with the late JoLene the Disability Awareness Chicken.

Christopher Christopher is an advocate for the special needs community.

Her hashtags are #christopherchristopher #disabilityawareness #disabilityawarenesschicken #jolean #instagood #chickens

Goth Christopher

Her feathers are as black as the void and she paints her talons black to match.

Musical tastes include The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Smiths Bauhaus, and Matchbox 20.

Interests include bad poetry, the color black, talking about The Void, not reacting to things and being macabre. She does not appreciate your input regarding whether Matchbox 20 is goth or not.

Her hashtags are #gothchristopher #goth #thevoid #darkness #beaconmoodchicken #raven #mb20 #robthomas #chickens #strange

Delta 8 Christopher

D8 is chill, happy, and she'll make you feel good just to be around her.

Interests include hanging out, chilling, smiling for no reason, and calling people dude.

Her hashtags are #delta8 #chill #vibing #happy #yeet #chickens

Karen Christopher

She feels threatened.

Her hashtags are #karen #karenchristopher #ifeelthreatened #chickens

Johann Sebastian Christopher

JSC appreciates the finer things in life which include classical music, live theatre, quoting Shakespeare and starting revolutions.

Her favorite food is very expensive and served with a flourish.

Her hashtags are #JSC #johannsebastianchristopher #bach #baroque #hvshakespeare #art #thearts #classicalmusic #cello #musicislife #love #theatre #chickens

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