HINT: There's nothing here.
Oh, maybe not nothing.
Write me: firstname.lastname@example.org
Or send a funny text to 512-553-3767. If I don't write back to that, I'm probably not conscious. I can't even remember what the voicemail says, but nobody will ever pick it up and answer it, so leaving me messages that way works just fine too.
https://bacon.reddit.com The Bacon Reddit! We hit 35k members in 2021!
https://facebook.com/callme4bacon Me. Lots of odd bacon photos and stuff. It's all public for your enjoyment.
https://twitch.tv/the_bacon420 Like, if things aren't extremely awful, sometimes I let you watch. Very rare.
https://youtube.com/c/bacon420 Some day this will be funny too.
Have we met on the Merton Show?
One time a kid ran up to me at a laundromat screaming, "I'VE SEEN YOU!! OMG I'VE SEEN YOU!!! I KNOW YOU BACON!" I live in a small town, so that was weird. His mom didn't speak English, and I was on my way out!! Whew!
Oh, here's some silly pictures.
(Above) Left to Right: Summer Bacon. Winter Bacon. Pirate Bacon. Jamaican Bacon.
(Below) Left to Right: Orbital Bacon. Where Am I? Bacon.