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Cool stuff 4 ur business?
Cool stuff 4 ur business?
Wow factor and eye catching...
Welcome to my nightmare website. Let's have a sitdown, talk business... or step inside the "theme park (with landmines)" - that is, the mind of Ara Natarian.
Anyway, I can do something for your business (or ideology) that you'd like, and is feasible. You just don't know it yet - that's my job, to show you.
I may digress or go off on tangents, just follow the yellowcake road.
And hey, this isn't a library, so if you're gonna read it, BUY IT!!
Influential figures.
Creative weaponry & wow factory
Creative weaponry & wow factory
Much like thrash metal - Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth & Anthrax... These services are like the meat & potatoes of the digital design... And these days in the AI era, ideas are more powerful than ever, as the ability to build and design has become mainstream - so whoever's got the coolest ideas will be revered.
Much like thrash metal - Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth & Anthrax... These services are like the meat & potatoes of the digital design... And these days in the AI era, ideas are more powerful than ever, as the ability to build and design has become mainstream - so whoever's got the coolest ideas will be revered.
Design & Graphics
Design & Graphics
Excellence is non‑negotiable - designers who slack will face the 1949 Soviet Motivation Program.
If you don’t instinctively say “wow”, “awesome”, or “great” when you see my work, I’ve failed the mission.
Web Development
Web Development
I say development instead of design because it sounds sharper and because my work can lure both frontend & backend beasts.
I’m a colour‑driven soul, but the code will be clean, honest, and built with integrity.
Video Production
Video Production
Let me churn out unique and eye catching content for cheap!
Don't be like the usual boring facebook business page. Do something different or use our skills for simple, traditional online ads.
AR, AI, 3D by Ara
AR, AI, 3D by Ara
Whether it’s augmented reality, artificial intelligence, or 3D mapping - it’s me behind the curtain, and that’s usually a good omen.
AI means Ara’s Intelligence - or, if you prefer, Aidifik kesekhd.
Interactive 3D
Interactive 3D
For your products or menus...
Have a menu or product list? Make it 3D and awesome. An under-utilised feature on the net (other than real estate and sneaker sites).
Consult with one of our commissars of 3D at Natarian Revolutionary Media!
Move the pizza around ->
Gallery of Suicide
Gallery of Suicide
⚠️ Graphic content in the graphic content.
Benito Mussolini was hung upside down at an ESSO petrol station after he was caught and captured by the partisans and pelted with tomatoes 🍅. Big reason Hitler shot himself when the Soviets were close, and he made sure - cyanide AND the bullet in the mouth. "Like a fallen hero from an Opera by Wagner" - the 'hero' dies in the end... yeah right, that was the LOL moment of WW2.
Hey we "got our Hitler".
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Local Tour
Local Tour
loitering guide & testing a custom Google Maps embed...
NOT MELBOURNE
NOT MELBOURNE
It's probably a shit map, I am just using it as a placeholder at the moment, I am not even sure what is on it JUST YET but the main thing is...
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT MELBOURNE! The brown Yarra vs Sydney Harbour.
Ara Natarian does not in any way have any affiliation with these sporting franchises despite his glowing endorsements. PERMS & CONDITIONER APPLY. Long live Australia!
* How Straya uses Rickrolling to kick ass. ** 99% Pathological liar FREE ...If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
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