2023: Mock Apple Pie
Leads to a Real Win!
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2023 Overall Best Pie and Ultimate Winner!
Category: Overall Best Pie and Ultimate Winner of Bake Off 2023
Winner: Chef Paul
Awarded: Glorious Jumbo-sized Color Certificate of Achievement
2023 Pie with Apples Category
Category: Pie Made with Apples
Winner: Lori "Woobie" Monte
Awarded: A Certificate that is Rather Lackluster
Celebrity Spotlight: Chef Paul
Chef Paul is owner of forty-two restaurants located in seven countries around the world. He has currently been awarded 42.5 Michelin Stars and is in consideration for 13 more. Additionally he has received the following:
Mr. T Gold Chain of Apple Pie Excellence
WWE Apple Pie Belt
Michael Jackson Lifetime Pie Achievement Award (Wee hee, Shamone!)
"King of Pies" title valid in all of UK and portions of Europe
More information about these, and other, accolades can be found at the Hall of Fame section of this site, or by visiting the traveling Masters of Pie exhibit currently on display in Belchertown, Massachusetts, USA.
"Tracy! This crust is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Chef Paul's secret to success? Fresh, locally sourced ingredients. He has a strong respect of those ingredients, allowing them to shine in their natural glory. And the secret ingredient he adds to each of those creations? A dash of love!
"Woobie! Two covers, table four, one slice of apple pie with cheddar, one slice pf apple pie with ice cream. And let's not serve a soupy mess like last time!"
Whether working the line or calling out orders from the pass, Chef Paul expects the best from himself and his brigade.
© MMXXIII by the Apple Pie Bake Off Association. All judgements are final, regardless of any feeble attempts at title thievery that may take place. Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah. No, it's not fair. Now turn that frown upside down and go eat some delicious apple pie created by Chef Paul!
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