Slatch's Laws

• The Murphy Philosophy: Tomorrow will be worse.

• Sodd's Second Law:  Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.

  • Corollary: All systems must be designed to withstand the worst possible set of circumstances.

• Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.

• Bobby's Belief: Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

• Farrell's Law Of Newfangled Gadgetry: The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

• Cole's Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.