Please Don’t Be From Louisville

You can be that lovely,

but, please don’t be from Louisville.

You are from Louisville?

Please tell me you’re kidding.

This is killing me.

Now I have to dream up

a whole new Kentucky

to explain you.

I just created a Kentucky

last month.

Tennessees I can do

all day.

Tennessees are easy.

My Pappy told me

enough to get me by

on that, but he really

had nothing to say

about Kentucky.

Alright, if you’re a Louisville girl

I guess I’ll give it a whirl.

January 21, 2018