Celebrating the life of our dear friend Garett Kamemoto

A digital tribute to our savvy, irascible, kolohe, loyal friend and colleague

Veteran journalist and public relations professional Garett Kamemoto died Dec. 6, 2020, at Pali Momi Medical Center after a brief illness. He was 54 years old.

Garett worked as a journalist for more than three decades as a reporter and editor. His career spanned stints at KHVH Newsradio 99, KGMB-9, KHNL-TV, Communications Pacific, the Office of Hawaiian Affairs, and the Hawaii Community Development Authority. Friends remember his diligence at digging up stories that made a difference, his dry wit, and his consistent kindness to folks starting out in the news business.

In front of the microphone and behind the scenes, Garett volunteered his inspiration and perspiration to help create, operate and stage the Hawaii Society of Professional Journalists’ semi-annual Gridiron fundraiser show, which raises money to pay for internships for rising journalists. He was also a passionate supporter of PBS Hawaii.

Garett graduated from the University of Hawaii at Manoa with a bachelor of arts degree in journalism. In his spare time, Kamemoto enjoyed rooting for the UH football and men’s basketball teams, tracking down the freshest poke and sushi in town, and traveling to Japan and Las Vegas.

Garett is survived by parents Fred and Alice, brother Kenneth, and sister Janice. A private service was held Dec. 26, 2020, through Hosoi Garden Mortuary.

Donations

If you would like to make a donation on Garett’s behalf, please send your check to:

Society of Professional Journalists Hawaii Chapter

Internship Program

P.O. Box 3141

Honolulu, HI 96802

PBS Hawaii

P.O. Box 29606

Honolulu, HI 96820

Please note: SPJ Hawaii is a 501(c)(6) and donations are not tax-deductible. PBS Hawaii is a 501(c)(3) and donations are tax-deductible.

Published remembrances

Former radio, TV reporter Garett H. Kamemoto was a leader in the community, Honolulu Star-Advertiser, Jan. 3, 2021

“Both (former TV news anchor Jade) Moon and longtime television assignment editor Brenda Salgado, another close friend of Kamemoto’s, recalled that he was better versed on Hawaii’s political scene, down to local district seats, than everyone else they knew and was often called on to share his sharp analyses.”

Gridiron wizard, SPJ volunteer dies, SPJ Hawaii, December 2020 newsletter

“Garett H. Kamemoto was the heartbeat of the chapter's Gridiron show, not just because he was so funny but also because he was so dedicated.”

2020 In Memoriam: Hawaii News Now looks back on the notable lives lost, Dec. 30, 2020

Celebration of life

On Sunday, Jan. 3, 2021, a virtual celebration honored Garett with stories, music, and a photo montage.

Memories and messages

Franklin Clay

Battleship Missouri Memorial tour director who worked with Garett at CommPac

“Garett was my first press release call down ever when he was at KHNL. My boss made me follow up to see if they would cover some new lotion at the Ihilani spa. 🙄 I was barely a week into the job and I already knew it wasn’t going to result in anything. So I called. And he humored me for one minute before giving me a wry comment and hanging up. Wanda Wehr was the next call on my list... Then I got to know him better when he worked at CommPac, and the wry comments never ceased.”

Tasha Tanimoto

KHON2 News producer who worked with Garett at KHNL

“I met Garett nearly 20 years ago at KHNL. And I’ll always tell this story about the first time we met coz it’s my favorite memory: I walked in the newsroom on my very first day as a very timid and afraid 20-something-year-old newbie. I went up to the assignment desk and asked Garett if Rich Meyers was in. He gave me a blank stare, looked over at Rich’s closed office door then back at me and said in the most Garett voice, “Obviously not.” I was so taken aback, but it was also at that moment that I knew we would become great friends. Garett, thanks for being such a great friend and mentor, and thanks for all the laughs at KHNL and beyond.”

Shere'e Quitevis

Anthology account supervisor who worked with Garett at CommPac

“The one line that I'll always remember you saying – ‘I trust him/her as far as I can throw Robert Kekaula.’ 🤣 Thank you for always being YOU! Such great memories, good fun, and lots of chuckles at CommPac.”

Lindsey Doi

HCDA asset manager and former KITV4 news producer

“I could always count on him to show up in my office with some witty comment or story, followed up with lots of laughs over that dry sarcasm we all grew to love. But, when it came down to it, Garett really cared. I remember when I was planning my trip to Japan this past spring (which never happened), he stayed up until the wee hours of the morning penning his best travel tips for me. Those 12 pages were better than any guidebook. I can't wait to finally take that trip in his memory.”

Nicole Fuertes

PR consultant who worked with Garett at CommPac

“Garett!!! What can I say! He always got my sarcastic ass comments and wasn't afraid to throw them back at me. The banter was soooo comical! Sometimes I did think though, is this guy serious or what! He gave the best advice whenever I needed it and his door was always open for me to come b*%# about anything...client-related or not. Good times working together at CommPac! A mouth like no other 🤣 (we kinda the same in that department) but HEART full of GOLD!”

Chance Gusukuma

Gridiron castmate

“My first impression of Garett was as hard-nosed, no-nonsense political reporter on KGMB. I had no idea I would one day meet him in person through the Gridiron show. To me, getting to meet journalists like Garett, whose work I respected and admired, was both heady and a bit intimidating. But once I got used to his sometimes gruff, deadpan delivery, it became apparent how freakin’ hilarious he was.

Garret definitely wasn’t one for extravagant displays of emotion, but there were a few times that I caught a glimpse of him intently watching the Gridiron cast rehearsing a song he wrote. And there’s nothing like seeing a writer break into a smile – the momentary look of pure delight in their eyes – when they see and hear their witty words transformed into a belly laugh-filled spectacle by the crazy, kookie, beautiful talents who team up to make the Gridiron machine go. It’s something small but wonderful ... and I smile whenever I think of moments like those that Garett gave to us. Don't we need every silly moment of joy and reprieve we can get this year?

Aloha ‘oe, Garett. It’s an honor to have known you.”

Stirling Morita

SPJ Hawaii Chapter president

“Garett was a talented, funny person who was indispensable to Gridiron and the Society of Professional Journalists because of so many things he did: writing, video editing, helping to manage rehearsals, creating and selling lyric books, helping with the box office, helping build props. He also narrated and edited the annual SPJ awards presentation. But the main thing that I'll remember about Garett is that he was a good, decent human being who cared about others, who could do just about anything.”

Chuck Freedman

Special advisor, U.S. Sen. Brian Schatz

“This picture is of Garett, Scott Ishikawa and me at the opening of the family transition center at the Kakaako Waterfront Park in 2016. I was working for Senator Schatz and Garett for HCDA. I also remember when I was a flak catcher, Garett asked me a tough one and I broke into the song ‘It’s Not for Me to Say.’ He laughed and made a cut sign. As he departed, he said something like, ‘Johnny Mathis has nothing to worry about.’”

Colette Pritchard Fox

Gridiron castmate who worked with Garett at KGMB9 in the early ’90s

“One of the thousand things Garett was doing behind the scenes during & after every Gridiron was helping to prepare the many mementos we all have from our shows, which would magically appear on opening night and at the cast party. He is largely responsible for my shelves of Gridiron binders, programs, lyric books, lanyards, CDs & DVDs. Many years Garett would go way above & beyond—making multiple CD & DVD cover designs so each of us could have our own personalized copy and recall our ‘special moment’ without even popping in the disk (especially helpful now that I no longer have a DVD player 😉).”

Mahealani Richardson

Gridiron castmate and former news colleague

“During my rookie days at KGMB, Garett was the chief reporter and I was the sidekick. I was intimidated to be surrounded by veteran reporters, like Denby Fawcett, during Governor Cayetano’s press conferences so Garett showed me the ropes. He taught me how to wait in the basement stairwell to get an exclusive with the Gov and which lawmakers’ offices had the best food on Opening Day. When we covered the Bishop Estate controversy, he showed me how to squeeze into an elevator with the trustees or chase them down the court stairs to get a soundbite. On many days, producer, Sharene Saito, had no idea what the lead story would be, but she knew it would be Garettʻs story. Thank you Garett for your Gridiron humor and impact on Hawaiʻi journalism. Love you!”

Jodi Leong

Gridiron castmate and former news colleague

“My grave concerns about bringing my (then) one year old daughter to Gridiron rehearsals immediately vanished when gruff, dry humored Garett somehow intrigued and captivated my daughter. ‘Uncle Gawet’ became her rehearsal guardian for many, many years, keeping an eye on the kid in the stroller while running around doing all that he did for us all during Gridiron season! It always touched my heart to see the way he made time for her, spoke gently to her and listened intently to her every toddler word. Caris is now 12. And she fondly remembers sweet (yes, SWEET!) Uncle Gawet!”

Christine Strobel

Gridiron castmate

“Just everything he did to keep Gridiron rolling, from opening/closing rehearsal space and bringing all the supplies, hauling the cooler to and fro, the backstage hustle (and VIP passes!), playing the amiable game show contestant and bumbling bureaucrat — of course all the writing. After he was always game for a beer and karaoke. The NICEST guy, gone far too soon. Aloha to all his friends and family.”

Lisa Kubota

Gridiron castmate who worked with Garett at KHNL

“Garett was a gifted writer and a wonderful friend. Since I had the chance to perform in many of the haiku skits that he created, I came up with a couple of poems for him:

Smart, witty, dear friend

Fond memories together

Can't believe you're gone

Gridiron staple

Always there to lend a hand

You're missed by many.”

Louise Kim McCoy

Gridiron alum and former news colleague

“I will never forget Garett's kindness and willingness to help others despite his dry and often quirky sense of humor. I really got to know him in 1995 when KGMB asked me to leave KITV to join its news team at its iconic station on Kapiolani Boulevard.

Whether in the KGMB newsroom or State Capitol or at a breaking news story, Garett was always professional. He never became an ‘arrogant TV celebrity’ even though he was very well known in the industry and by viewers.

And if you were lucky to his friend, it was was always good fun to run into him while on a story or later, after we switched careers from journalism, when we'd catch up about life, politics and mutual friends. Of course, we'd also reminisce about the Gridiron and some of unforgettable numbers.

As a news colleague, I admired the wealth of information that Garett had compiled over the years and stored away in his brain. Almost just as amazing was the mountain of papers, legislative documents and God knows what else he packed onto and around his desk in the KGMB newsroom. I often teased him about it and he would just smirk and say he knew exactly where everything was!

More recently, after Garett had been at the HCDA for awhile and became the interim director more than once, Jim McCoy and I would see him around and say, ‘Hey, you somebody!’ We affectionately teased him for becoming the guy in a pressed aloha shirt, standing in front of news cameras, with others holding an oʻo at groundbreaking ceremonies - just like many of the newsmakers he used to cover.

How things changed over the years, but he was the same Garett. Humble, professional, soft-spoken unless he had reason to be pissed off, and generous with his humor, kindness and loyal friendship.

We miss you, dear friend. Rest in love, Garett. ”

Kimee Balmilero

Gridiron director and Garett's favorite medical examiner on ‘Hawaii Five-0’ since Masi Oka left

“Most of my memories of Garett involve him grumbling about a request for Gridiron (script re-write, prop, etc) and then coming back with a much better version of what I had originally asked for. He would also always congratulate me when I was in an episode of ‘Hawaii Five-0’ or ‘Magnum P.I.’ for more than 30 seconds and then roll his eyes when I reminded him that I still made good money no matter how many words I said.

He sponsored the first production for my new theatre company, but didn't want to put an ad in the program because he no like make all fancy kine...so I made one for him.”

Garett in the news

Reporters who covered Iniki never forgot Kauai’s kindness

Hawaii News Now, Sept. 14, 2017

State plans to reopen Kakaako parks Monday

Honolulu Star Advertiser, Oct. 25, 2017

Garett’s wit and words

Facebook

Twitter ⭐️ Curmudgeon and unfriendly. That makes it perfectly logical to join Twitter.”

LinkedIn

Gridiron bios through the years

Garett showcased his self-effacing humor in the bios he turned in for Gridiron show programs.

2000

Garett Kamemoto has worked on and off in local broadcast media for the past 10 years. At last check, he was still working at KGMB-9. He graduated from Roosevelt High School without distinction and went on to graduate with less distinction from the University of Hawaii. He got a job at KGMB as a government reporter because his bosses were very, very desperate. He has been credited with such dubious distinctions as making Dickie Wong jump after a chase through Circuit Court, insulting Henry Peters in a court hallway, and being chased by the governor through a parking lot.

2002

Garett Kamemoto is a humorless guy but is listed here as a writer in the hopes that people might actually believe he’s funny. At last report, he was still employed at KGMB as a “professional lurker,” a skill he honed covering the Hawaii State Legislature. He’s been spending his free time retrieving pieces of his life from the Gridiron whirlpool.

2006

If you’re reading this, Garett Kamemoto’s evil plan to single-handedly kill the Gridiron Show has failed for a second year in a row. He has promised to try again next year. At one time, he was employed as a professional lurker who spent days and evenings hiding at the State Capitol, but he’s now taken to lurking near the assignment desk at KHNL-8 and telling the same stale jokes to the same three people.

2008

Garett Kamemoto’s reconfirmation as a Gridiron member was recently rejected by the Gridiron Senate because he has gone over to the dark side. However, he was reappointed on an emergency basis by the SPJ Board. Garett now works at Communications Pacific after stints as a professional lurker at KGMB-9 and KHNL-8.

2009

CAST: Garett Kamemoto is making his triumphant return to the stage after auditioning at last year’s show as a lyric book hawker with KHNL-TV’s Minna Sugimoto. While she won the contest, Minna took pity on Garett and forfeited the victory. Garett has worked at all of the merging monopoly TV stations.

WRITER: As an employee of Communications Pacific, Garett Kamemoto tried to blame everything on the Lagareta. Amazingly, he remains employed despite the fact that no one know what he does all day. Garett was previously employed as a professional lurker at KGMB and an assignment editor at KHNL.

2010

Garett Kamemoto of Communications Pacific used to be a media darling. He’s making his triumphant return as an emcee under the obscure “lyric book seller and other stuff” exemption. Garett and Hawaii News Now Reporter Minna Sugimoto hope to break their one-night lyric book sales record set last year.

2013

Garett Kamemoto continues to be part of the Gridiron ‘ohana, even though he left news and is now a nonessential state worker. Minna Sugimoto is an essential private-sector worker. When the Gridiron needed lyric booksellers, they answered the call and set sales records. Buy a lyric book. Please?

2015

A few times, at Holiday Mart or Daiei or Don Quijote or whatever the store is called today, Garett Kamemoto was mistaken for other Asian-American reporters even though he worked a block away at KGMB-9. Recently, he was recognized as a “Gridiron performer” by a financial transaction engineer (formerly “cashier”) at Daiei Quijote Mart. He works at the Office of Hawaiian Affairs and writes for Ka Wai Ola.

2017

Garett plays many roles in Gridiron, though he prefers ones behind-the-scenes so newbies sometimes wonder what he’s really up to. He fled his former job at OHA and landed at HCDA. That means he swapped one acronym for another. And he claims it is an improvement. Yeah, right.

2019

Garett Kamemoto is boring. That’s a good thing for a former journalist who was tapped to be temporarily in charge of some anonymous state agency (with the mysterious acronym HCDA.) His antics did not make him a Gridiron target, he thinks. He learned this Gridiron biennium that the Gridiron does not send out target letters, but if it did, it would be exponentially more terrifying than a target letter sent by the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

Gridiron songs and sketches

Garett's innate newsiness, his wit, and insanely eclectic musical taste sharpened the Gridiron show time and time again. We figure 20 to 25 percent of what the audience saw on the Gridiron stage each year came from Garett. Because we strive so hard to keep the authors confidential, turns out it’s hard to come up with anything near a complete list, but here’s a non-comprehensive list. Please email us contributions you remember songs and sketches you know Garett wrote to keokik@gmail.com and rdingeman@gmail.com.

2019

Traffic Jammin’

Watch Ige

Sucks to be Me

Everything Blows

Haiku

Little Chopped Dish

2017

Things We Must Legally Store

Vote Us Out

Hawaii Jeopardy

2015

Fish and Poi (part of the Kenoi medley)

On Time and On Budget

State vs. Karamatsu

2013

What I Did for Me (part of the Wonder Blunder Medley)

Buy a Lot

Manic Mayor

Suddenly Senator

No Butts on the Beach

Hey State Senate

2011

Oklahoma medley:

Abercrombie

Oh What a Dutiful Warning

Soda with the Tax on Top

I’m Peter, Not Mufi (Don’t Worry, Be Happy)

Civil Union Rights (Summer Nights)

Into the Sea

2010

Mealtime for Rod Tam

Furlough Day/Sheriff in the House?

Hanabusa Senate Queen

2008

No Aloha Mesa

Tell Kobayashi (to Fate Yanagi)

Occupation Hula

Do You Hear the People Bitch

Gonna Run Tonight

Blame it on the Lagareta

2006

You Frickah

2003

Les Jeremy Medley (based on Les Miserables):

Honolulu Mayor

Do You See the People Sort?

A Little Homeless Pain

One Year More

2002

Autumn for June Jones

Senate Queen