Bondage Jukebox

Adrian Hunter's Bondage Jukebox is a list of tunes and albums featuring lyrics, either explicit or strongly implied, about bondage, S&M, BDSM, dominance, submission, whipping, spanking, leather, latex and related fetish music.

These aren't necessarily scene soundtracks, although there are a few suggestions for instrumental background music.

Artists are listed alphabetically by their first names; thus, Mylène Farmer is found under "M" instead of "F."

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Turn it up, but remember, it's not wise to annoy neighbors with strange sounds.

AC/DC - Bondage: The Bon Scott Years

AC/DC - Mistress for Christmas

No comment on Angus Young's schoolboy-in-disgrace fantasy apparel (see Catholic Girls below).

Adam & the Ants - Beat My Guest

Adam & the Ants - Bondage Punks

Adam & the Ants - Christian D´Or

Adam & the Ants - Liggotage

Adam & the Ants - Rubber People

Adam & the Ants - Whip In My Valise

Adam Ant - Human Bondage Den

Mr. Goody Two Shoes wasn't really.

Adhesive - Bondage Beach

Wonder if Travelocity can book a direct flight?

Aerosmith - Can't Stop Loving You (with Carrie Underwood)

Aerosmith - Come Together

Aerosmith - My Girl

Aerosmith - Pink

Aerosmith - What It Takes

The second song is listed here purely for the visuals illustrating their segment as the Future Villain Band in the insipid Sgt. Pepper's movie (although it's by far the best tune in the flick). Extra credit is also awarded for using a Hajime Sorayama illustration for Just Push Play, and the obvious implications of the European cover of Nine Lives.

Afghan Whigs - I'm Her Slave

"Tie yourself to me," the Gentlemen proclaim. "Blame, Etc." continues this trend.

Aimee Mann - Red Vines

It's tough to smoke cigarettes with your hands tied. She's got a newish tune about being a hostage, and I'm leaning toward including "Labrador," in which she declares she was glad to be a pet.

Alejandro Escovedo - I Wanna Be Your Dog

Not the usual turf for the founder of Rank and File and True Believers, but happy to have him on board.

Alex Sanders - A Witch Is Born

Janet gets tested with 19 lashes of a silken whip.

Alice Cooper - A Runaway Train

Alice Cooper - Billion Dollar Babies

Alice Cooper - Constrictor

Alice Cooper - Little by Little

Alice Cooper - Muscle of Love

Alice Cooper - Poison

Alice Cooper - Unfinished Sweet

Alice Cooper - What Baby Wants

Now, this is twisted: long-haired rock 'n' roll band from Detroit gets discovered by Frank Zappa and cranks out a series of anthemic singles ("Eighteen," "School's Out") that redefines teen angst better than anything this side of "Satisfaction." Lead singer appropriates the band's name for his own, adds frightshow mascara, and develops a Grand-Guignol-meets-Looney-Tunes stage presence that made the worst hippies look like Marines. By Billion Dollar Babies in 1973, the songlist took a severe swerve toward kink, including femdom ("Raped and Freezing"), homosexuality ("Mary Ann"), necrophilia ("I Love The Dead"), and even dentist-office scenes with de Sade dancing on his molars ("Unfinished Sweet"), not to mention a duet with "Mellow Yellow" pothead Donovan (?!?) on the title track where they trade lines about being too rough with their rubber monsters. But it gets better! A few years later, Alice shows he's a switch at heart with a string of poignant (and seriously sub) ballads such as "Only Women Bleed" and "I Never Cry," often sung while wearing thigh-high platforms and a corset. Today, he's celebrated as a beloved family entertainer who just happens to execute himself every night. And he's still cranking out great new albums such as Welcome 2 My Nightmare, and hosting my evening radio entertainment. Wayne and Garth were right . . . we're not worthy, we're not worthy!

Alice in Chains - Hung on a Hook

And I'm tempted to include "Black Gives Way to Blue."

Alien Vampires - BDSM

Alien Vampires - Harsh Drugs n' BDSM

Nuns with guns, and related entertainments.

Allman Brothers - Whipping Post

Hard to disagree with any justification (musical, lyrical, spiritual) for the inclusion of herein.

Amateur Transplants - Masochism Tango 2008

A nicely-updated version of Tom Lehrer's bondage classic.

American Breed - Bend Me, Shape Me

Meanwhile, back in the 1960s . . . also notable as the inspiration for the chorus of Garbage's "I Think I'm Paranoid," which resulted in a plagiarism lawsuit.

Amy Tan - These Boots Were Made for Walking

The rhythm dominatrix for the Rock Bottom Remainders gives authors a new role model.

Angel Dust - The Human Bondage

German powermetal that recalls the best of the always-appropriate Iron Maiden.

Angelo Badalamenti - Blue Velvet

Angelo Badalamenti - Lost Highway

Angelo Badalamenti - Secretary

Angelo Badalamenti - Twin Peaks

The soundtracks to David Lynch's projects always feature Angelo Badalamenti's haunting scores interspersed with moody pop noir like NIN's brilliantly obsessive "The Perfect Drug" in Lost Highway, which also features killer tracks from David Bowie, Lou Reed, Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson and Rammstein, Julee Cruise's ghost-in-the-machine "Falling" (Twin Peaks) and Roy Orbison's hallucinogenic "In Dreams" (Blue Velvet).

Ani DiFranco - Little Plastic Castles

"I wish they could see us now / in leather bras and rubber shorts / like some ridiculous team uniform / for some ridiculous new sport." Hey, I'd like to see that too, Ani. But your cover pose on Dilate will do nicely.

Animals - House of the Rising Sun

Down in New Orleans with a ball and chain, covered by zillions.

Animotion - Let Him Go

A minor moment from the "Obsession" new-wavers.

Anvil - Bondage

From their debut, which also includes a cover of "Paint It, Black."

Armored Saint - Reign of Fire

Bonafide metal (vs. hard rock or worse) band is bound and gagged.

Ashley Monroe - Weed Instead of Roses

Get out the whips and chains, sings the "You Ain’t Dolly (And You Ain’t Porter)" chanteuse.

Asylum Street Spankers - Never Going Back

Asylum Street Spankers - Spanks for the Memories

Asylum Street Spankers - The Birthday Spanking Song

Bonus points scored for "If You Love Me (You'll Sleep on the Wet Spot)."

Athamay - Eternal Torture

Athamay - Kiss The Whip

Don't miss their one-word-review side project, TortureTekk.

Atrocity - Tainted Love

Insightful assortment of 1980s new wave classics remade as heavy metal, including this ode to kinky sex by Soft Cell (covered by Marilyn Manson and the Pussycat Dolls, too). Frankie say go to 11!

Azealia Banks - Miss Camaraderie

Getting tied up with hip-hop's evil mermaid.

Babes in Toyland - He's My Thing

From the aptly-titled Spanking Machine . . . uncompromising is putting it lightly for the original riot grrrls who made Hole sound like the Carpenters.

Babyface - Whip Appeal

"The strangest kind of relationship" is all right with me, too.

Badfinger - Suitcase

Tied down and rhymed with "bootlace."

Bears - Fear Is Never Boring

Adrian Belew and his buds sing about torture and violent sex.

Beatles - Chains

Ah, remember their embryonic days when the fabs looked real gear in their leather togs, an approach later approximated by the Ramones, along with their setlist of early-60s covers like this one by the Cookies? A case can be made for the singer's cruelty to his woman in "Getting Better," his tied hands in "You Won't See Me," the damn good whackings in "Piggies," and maybe "I Dig A Pony" for the equestrian set, especially since "you can penetrate any place you go."

Bedlam Bards - Black Leather Band

Strolling down Broadway on a leash with the moonlight gleaming off her handcuffs.

Belinda Carlisle - I Get Weak

This video was directed by Diane Keaton.

Belphegor - Sexdictator Lucifer

The former Betrayer is a blackened death metal combo from Austria growling about bondage and domination.

Berlin - Sex (I'm A)

While Terri Nunn moans through a rogue's gallery of female sex icons (bitch, hooker, slut, slave), her oblivious partner keeps droning "I'm a man." Later hits like "No More Words" and "Take My Breath Away" confirmed a fondness for mouth-stifling devices. And she even switches in "Pictures of You."

Bettie Serveert - Venus in Furs

Also recommended from these Dutch noisemongers: Bare Stripped Naked.

Betty Bondage - Lolita

French punk from the late 1980s.

Big Star - Baby Strange

Hashing whips in a T. Rex cover.

Bikini Kill - I Like Fucking

Bikini Kill - Oh Bondage Up Yours!

Bikini Kill - Pussy Whipped

Kathleen Hanna running amok in Washington.

Billy Squier - Tied Up

As in "your heart is," similar to his slavery in Piper's "Whatcha Gonna Do" and his tied hands in "Coming Down Off Your Love."

Billy Vera and the Beaters - Someone Will School You, Someone Will Cool You

Hollywood girls with dildos under their pillows ask to be beaten.

Bitch - Be My Slave

Los Angeles. 1982. Betsy. Onstage. Boom. And still going strong.

Black Tape For A Blue Girl - As One Aflame Laid Bare By Desire

More compelling reasons to stay out of the sun.

Blitzkid - She Dominates

"I need some pleasure with my pain," the horrorpunks note noisily.

Blonde Elvis - Venus in Furs

Apparently, he dyed his hair black.

Blondie - I Know But I Don't Know

Blondie - Kidnapper

Blondie - Underground Girl

Blondie - X-Offender

Bazooka bubblegum topped with Debbie Harry's fetish sprinkles ("I'm your dog, but not your pet"), Parallel Lines is a concept album by one of the original Noo Yawk "punk" outfits (dig those skinny ties!) that chronicles the rise and fall of an obsessive romantic crush, from those giddy first moments "Hangin' on the Telephone" to the arch dismissal of "Just Go Away." The remastered reissue includes two versions of "Heart of Glass" and a cover of T. Rex's dirty, sweet ode to a cat in black, "Bang a Gong (Get It On)," in addition to the icy sleekness of "Sunday Girl," a Robert Fripp cameo on "Fade Away and Radiate," and the still-ferocious-after-all-these-years stalker anthem, "One Way or Another." Later, Debbie did a solo version of the Velvet Underground's "Venus in Furs."

Blue Öyster Cult - Black Blade

Blue Öyster Cult - Career Of Evil

Blue Öyster Cult - Dominance and Submission

Blue Öyster Cult - Golden Age Of Leather

Blue Öyster Cult - Joan Crawford

Blue Öyster Cult - On Your Feet or On Your Knees

Blue Öyster Cult - The Red and the Black (aka "I'm on the Lamb But I Ain't No Sheep")

Subhumans, harvesters of eyes, mistresses of the salmon salts, and cagey cretins, unite! On Secret Treaties, Long Island's favorite biker-fascists (their logo even looks like a drunken swastika) continued their career of evil (lyrics by Patti Smith) by splitting the difference between the math-rock compulsions of Tyranny and Mutation and the Byrds-of-prey breakthrough of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper," turning heavy metal into an art form and function that was far more sleek and sinister than anything Black Sabbath plucked from their soft white underbellies. Although the lyrics often sound like they were encrypted for transmission across enemy lines, all rubic carabs and junkers jumo 004 swimming with blue-eyed horseshoes in the state of Maine while Susie and her blindfolded brother dig "The Locomotion" in Times Square on New Year's Eve in 1963, there's no missing the Chuck Berry goosestep boogie of "ME 262," a stirring hymn to the Luftwaffe's jet fighter that also graces the cover, the whipcrack riffrot of "Dominance and Submission," the interstellar grandeur of “Astronomy" (adoringly covered by Metallica, who used this album as their blueprint), and especially the synthesonic apocalypso of “Flaming Telepaths," in which Allen Lanier's barrelhouse piano duels with Buck Dharma's dizbustin' guitar licks in a blown-hemi sprint to see who can peak first from the faster-and-louder rush, while singing-from-cue-cards Eric Bloom solemnly informs the listener that "the joke's on you." And just to prove that you know they know you know the secret of the circuitry mind, the remastered set encores with a slow-motion remodel of Steppenwolf's leather-lovable "Born to Be Wild." Bloom thanks someone for a whip ("I'll keep it and cherish it forever") between songs on On Your Feet or On Your Knees. All hail the progenitors of the süpërflüöüs ümlät!

Blues Traveler - Suzie Cracks the Whip

The devil is in the details: what's with her sneaks?

Bob Dylan - All I Really Want To Do

Bob Dylan - Roll On John

But "chain you down," "lock you up," and "confine you" is what friends do around here, while hands get tied and mouths get clamped in his ode to John Lennon. Points are also scored for Robert's earnest romping through the Rolling Stones' "Brown Sugar."

Bob Rivers - Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear

"It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night" (cue orchestral flourish).

Bobby and the Midnites - I Want To (Fly Away)

And chains get too tight on Mr. Weir (see the Grateful Dead for further contributions to this genre).

Bon Jovi - You Give Love a Bad Name

Chains of love are still chains.

Bondage - Bondage

From the Thong album, but I dig the Electro-Harmonix pedal on the cover of Visions of Cody.

Bondage Fairies

Named for the erotica manga, called "pure death punk for acid pixies."

Bondage Fruit - IV

Japan's answer to King Crimson's Discipline.

Boney M. - Love For Sale

Eurodisco delights.

Bongwater - Woman Tied Up in Knots

A marvelous minute of semi-serious silliness.

Booty Boys - Spank Me

Get a rope, give you hope.

Bran Van 3000 - Love Cliche

Worth finding the Discosis vinyl for the suitable-for-framing cover.

BR549 - Bettie, Bettie

Hey, country cowfolk wear nice boots, too! Not to mention write pedalsteel-to-the-metal, heartfelt tributes to Bettie Page, "a woman from Nashville who moved up to New York and made a name for herself in them 'underground' films,' so to speak."

Brian Eno - Baby's On Fire

More evocative than literal ("this kind of experience / is necessary for her learning"), and featuring a blistering (ahem) Robert Fripp guitar solo, this real-life player (with a bathroom full of breast bondage, according to Chrissie Hynde) has a collection of ambient records such as Music For Airports that make cool soundscapes for scenes. Also noted: the freak with the masochistic streak in "Seven Deadly Finns."

Brian Setzer Orchestra - You're The Boss

Swingin' duet with No Doubt's ever-fetching (I wish) Gwen Stefani paying homage to Elvis Presley and Ann-Margaret.

Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U

Britney Spears - I Wanna Go

Britney Spears - Lace and Leather

Britney Spears - Work Bitch

Extra credit for the "biker" (yeah, right) dress, groovy gauntlets, Shibari-laced heels and Freddie Mercury "uniform" cap she wore at the 2002 MTV Video Music Awards. In 2011, she's takin' her freak out with people getting her all tied up in "I Wanna Go," plus a Velvet Underground salute with the album title (Femme Fatale). And she's whipping and gagging girls in "Work Bitch."

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band - Adam Raised a Cain

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band - Born to Run

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band - The Ties That Bind

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band - Trapped

"Walkin' blind" isn't always advisable without the proper training. And he woke up this morning "Shackled and Drawn." Bonus points scored for his spanking joke at the Stand Up for Heroes benefit in November 2013.

Bryan Ferry - All I Really Want to Do

Bryan Ferry - Alphaville

Bryan Ferry - Slave To Love

Bryan Ferry - You Won't See Me

Roxy Music's early album covers were exponentially entertaining.

Buck Dharma - All Tied Up

Bound to please with the Blue Öyster Cult's guitarist and "Reaper" vocalist.

Burt Bacharach - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

Those chains that bind you, covered by Elvis Costello, Tom Jones, Liza Minnelli and the Carpenters.

Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band - Floppy Boot Stomp

Tanning red hides and dancing her on her behind.

Carlene Carter - Why Be Blue

Nick "Cruel to Be Kind" Lowe's xlnt ex finds herself tied down and tied up.

Carly Simon - Slave

You don't think she and James Taylor were . . . naaaah.

Carole King - Alabaster Lady

Tiny golden chains, and saying "no," but adding the requisite "sir."

Carpathian Forest - Black Shining Leather

Paint it, black . . . metal.

Catholic Girls - Private School

Mass appeal (insert groan) unfortunately eluded these 1980s progenitors of princessence.

Chains of Love - Strange Grey Days

Garage grooviness with a golden name.

Chainsaw - Smell the Saw

"Route 666" works great as a thrash-metal grindcore anthem.

Cheap Trick - Speak Now (Or Forever Hold Your Peace)

This Terry Reid cover about feeling "all tied up" is their best BDSM moment, barely nudging out "all the ties that bind" from "Everybody Knows," "it's such a strange strain on you" from "Downed," "I was bound" from "These Days," "I need some rope" from "The Ballad of T.V. Violence (I'm Not the Only Boy)" and "sorry that I had to gag you" from "Daddy Should Have Stayed In High School."

Cheech and Chong - Earache My Eye

Just for those butt aches and related spanking silliness.

Cher - Black Rose

Cher - Prisoner

Now you know why she married Gregg Allman ("Whipping Post"), and maybe why she dated Gene Simmons of Kiss.

Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Master and Slave

We all can use a good swing in the bedroom.

Chevelle - Straight Jacket Fashion

Always a headliner in those secret closets.

Chris & Cosey - Cords Of Love

How can you miss with titles like "Synaesthesia," "Percusex" and "Infectus"?

Chris Cornell - Killing Birds

Pass on the poison.

Christina Aguilera - Not Myself Tonight

"I never claimed to be a cookie-cutter soccer mom." she proves conclusively.

Christopher Johnys - SUB

A concept album about the joys (and more entertaining emotions) of submission that sounds like Ian Anderson fronting Radiohead.

Circle Jerks - Beat Me Senseless

Los Angeles chuckleheads get a clue.

Cliff Eberhardt - Someone Like You

Stripped-down blues from the appropriately-titled 12 Songs of Good & Evil.

Coasters - Along Came Jones

Trapped in the old saw mill, he tied her up, turned on the buzz saw, and then . . .

Coldplay - Us Against the World

Blindfolds, tight ropes and the devil talking with those angel's eyes.

Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up

"I'll be your noise," she coos realistically.

Concrete Blonde - Group Therapy

Johnette Napolitano's original backup combo gets cuffs on the cover and straightjackets inside. She's got a newish one called "Long Black Car" with a line about tying up a girl.

Cradle of Filth - Cruelty and the Beast

Great song titles ("Once Upon Atrocity," "Venus in Fear"), piledriving riffs, and unlistenable vocals.

Cramps - Dames, Booze, Chains and Boots

Cramps - Queen of Pain

Let us now give thanks for the enduring lunacy and legacy of gutterflash guitar goddess Poison Ivy.

Crass - Bata Motel

What do little girls like to do? Wear those red high heels with strapped ankles.

Creed - Bound And Tied

Grunge lives!

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Who'll Stop the Rain?

Wrapped in golden chains.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Chicago

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Helpless

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Southern Cross

Speaking of chains (and Steve's down on his knees in "49 Bye-Byes").

Dalbello - Black on Black

TPE from the 9-1/2 Weeks soundtrack, later covered by Heart, who always look divine in medieval corsetry.

Damn Yankees - Coming of Age

High-laced stockings, tied up and beggin' for more on classic-rock playlists.

Dave Gahan - Black and Blue Again

Depeche Mode singer goes solo, but still wakes up on the "Dirty Sticky Floor." Also recommended: the mothership's One Night in Paris DVD with the awesome goldfish / shark visuals that were projected behind the band during "In Your Room."

Dave Navarro - Venus In Furs

Multiple-nipples-on-every-album-cover Jane's Addiction guitarist who serves as in/perspiration for countless fantasies proves everyone right with this Velvet Underground remake that Lou Reed even deemed worthy of an official blessing.

David Allan Coe - Whips and Things

She was into pain, croons the butt-fuckin' country rocker.

David Bowie - Andy Warhol

David Bowie - Big Brother

David Bowie - Cat People (Putting Out Fire)

David Bowie - God Bless the Girl

David Bowie - I Would Be Your Slave

David Bowie - Little Toy Soldier

When you're really in the mood to ball and play and move like tigers on Vaseline, you can't top (or bottom) the original motion picture soundtrack version of "Cat People," produced by Giorgio Moroder.

David Coverdale - Slave

Robert Plant's most ardent admirer (who actually got Jimmy Page to record an album with him) demonstrates why his first band was called Whitesnake.

Dayglow Abortions - Out of the Womb

Intentionally-evil Canadian punks who also spell it Dayglo.

Dead Can Dance - The Lotus Eaters

Last hurrah from the band that either defined or destroyed goth, depending on your tolerance for Jim Morrison tributes.

Dean Friedman - S&M

A pop songwriter who saw the light, then turned it down way low.

Death Grips - The Money Store

Leather straps, whips and that sadomaso-kiss . . . "Gaga can't handle this shit."

Debbie Harry and Chris Stein - Venus in Furs

The Blondie masterminds trib Lou Reed (and Iggy Pop via "TV Eye") at a Joey Ramone show.

Deep Purple - Masters and Slaves

A late-Blackmore moment with Joe Lynn Turner on vocals.

Def Leppard - Ring Of Fire

You'll have to search out the Japanese version of Retroactive to find the alternative lyrics that read "a hidden love / forbidden pleasure / suffer secret pain."

Deftones - Passenger

A cushion for the knees is always appreciated.

Depeche Mode - A Pain that I'm Used To

Depeche Mode - Behind the Wheel

Depeche Mode - Halo

Depeche Mode - In Your Room

Depeche Mode - Master and Servant

Depeche Mode - Strangelove

Possibly the most mainstream BDSM-obvious band ever . . . millions of impressionable youngsters got their first taste of WIITWD (what it is that we do) through these songs. Exciter is a non-stop throbfest of shackles, chains, blindfolds and "so much pleasure that it feels like pain." Or vice versa.

Devo - Whip It

Yes, it's a naughty parody of motivational treatises, but it's S&M's Big Hit Single and beloved by many.

DeVotchKa - Venus in Furs

The Little Miss Sunshine soundtrack specialists give Colorado music a good name.

Diamond Nights - The Girl's Attractive

New York rockers stick a song about tying him down in commercials for Jaguar and Stiegl.

Die Ärzte - Sweet Sweet Gwendoline

Censored by the German government, but explicit punk pandemonium is always applauded here.

Die Form - Masochist

Die Form - Slavesex

Two of many delightful ditties from these ever-industrious industro-goths.

Dimmu Borgir - Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia

Black metal has become the 21st-century goth, but how can you go wrong with bands named Cradle Of Filth, Emperor, Darkthrone, Immortal, Dissection, Goatwhore, Naglfar, Satyricon, Borknagar, Arcturus, Cryptopsy and especially Enslaved?

Dirtbombs - I Wanna Be Your Dog

Mod-ern soulsters strafe the Stooges.

Divine Comedy - Something for the Weekend

You know you want to.

Divinyls - Pleasure And Pain

Christina "I Touch Myself" Amphlett was wearing kinderwhore outerwear a decade before Courtney Love got the same bright idea.

Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show - Freakin' at the Freakers' Ball

Shel Silverstein gets the dopers to play with sadists and masochists.

Dog Toffee - 8 Ball Gag

As they say themselves, "rock and fuckin' roll."

Dollyrots - Kick Me to the Curb

"You only spank me when I get naughty," they note while riding on handlebars.

Dominatrix - The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight

Silly technovelty that's perfect for those who still smile when they hear Trio's "Da Da Da."

Doro Pesch - Tie Me Up

What do you get when you gene-splice Stevie Nicks with Xena? One awesome metal queen who rocks harder than bricks in the dryer.

Drivin' and Cryin' - I Wanna Be Your Dog

Gettin' wiggy with Iggy.

Duff McKagan's Loaded - The Taking

I like the duct-taped title, too.

Duffy The Dolphin - Baby Be Bad

Ya gotta love the modern world when a listener from Brazil recommends a basement collective from Finland's deepest underground.

Dust - Learning to Die

Mid-evil metal with a throwaway line about women and whips.

Eagles - Already Gone

"So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains" is a familiar refrain on this jukebox, but competent doms always know where the keys are. Also noted: the prisoners and masters in "Hotel California," the ransom in "Life in the Fast Lane," the quartet ownership in (Jackson Browne's) "Take It Easy," the prisoners in Don Henley's "All She Wants to Do Is Dance," and the shiny little chains in / on "Those Shoes."

Ellen Foley - I've Been Around the Block and Back

Meat Loaf's fabulous foil in "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" finds herself tied to the tracks.

Elliot Easton - Lonely Is the Dark

The Cars' guitarist gets down on his knees with heart in chains in this Band of Angels track featuring Benmont Tench and Stan Lynch from Tom Petty's Heartbreakers. Second gear: the shackles and bows in / on "Magic."

Elton John - Someone Saved My Life Tonight

Elton John - Whipping Boy

Roped and tied, and "Whipping" is a jaunty little ditty about "this illegal kind of loving / that keeps my motor running."

Elvis Presley - Don't Be Cruel

Elvis Presley - Teddy Bear

Elvis Presley and Ann-Margaret - You're The Boss

The original man in leather asked to have a chain put around his neck in "Teddy Bear," while Ann-Margaret, the original kitten with a whip, put him in his place a few years later for the soundtrack of Viva Las Vegas.

Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams

Eurythmics - Missionary Man

A la Garbage's Shirley Manson, one can never be sure if Annie Lenox wants to top or bottom. Does it matter?

Eve 6 - Inside Out

Tie him to the bedpost already! Bonus points for graphically translating the line about "my heart in a blender."

Faces - Love Lives Here

A minor ball-and-chain moment from Rod Stewart and the once-small lads.

Faster Pussycat - Where There's a Whip, There's a Way

Surprisingly entertaining Hollywood hair-metal band that also shellacked Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" with a knowing smirk on the sadly deleted Belted, Buckled and Booted (which was released hot on the, er, heels of Whipped).

Fields Of The Nephilim - Submission

Early Pink Floyd meets Sisters of Mercy.

Fiona Apple - Not About Love

Fiona Apple - The Idler Wheel Is Wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More than Ropes Will Ever Do

Whipping cords? A new toybox addition!

Flo and Eddie - Kama Sutra Time

Tied to a door with whips and corsets, the former Turtles and Mothers of Invention trib Mott the Hoople, David Bowie and T. Rex.

Flogging Molly

Song suggestions welcome.

Foo Fighters - Best of You

Foo Fighters - Miss the Misery

Dave Grohl admits the nice, long leash doesn't work for him, but it sure would look good on her.

Foster the People - Helena Beat

"Tie my hands up to a chair, so I don't fall that way," the new Wrecking Crew suggests.

Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops

Like everything else on the planet, Uncle Frank usually made fun of BDSM ("Bobby Brown Goes Down," "Broken Hearts Are for Assholes," "Punky's Whips," "Crew Slut," "Stevie's Spanking," "Sy Borg," "Valley Girl," "Dumb All Over," "Find Her Finer," "Mudd Club," "Dinah-Moe Humm," "Aerobics In Bondage," "Penguin In Bondage," "He's So Gay," "The 'Real World' Thematic Extrapolations," Läther), but Michael Kenyon's adventures in midwestern anal cleansing are described with understanding and reverence, while the studio version of "Torture" on Zoot Allures verges on transcendent when Zappa's guitar duels with the desperate squeals of a damsel in considerable distress. His Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar and Frank Zappa: Guitar series are highly recommended as background noise for those making the scene. Also noted: his guitartistic "Whipping Post" (expertly encored in this century by offspring Dweezil).

Fred Schneider - Whip

Kissing, blindfolded and 40 lashes, croons the B-52s' boy vocalist.

Free Kitten - Oh Bondage! Up Yours

Kim Gordon of Body/Head, among others, acting like a varsity version of Bikini Kill.

Fuck Off and Die - Fuck the Nuns in the Ass

Yes, you would.

Garbage - Alien Sex Fiend

Garbage - Control

Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid

Garbage - Lick The Pavement

Garbage - #1 Crush

Garbage - Silence Is Golden

Garbage - Supervixen

Garbage - The One

Garbage - Vow

Shirley Manson's persona screams mega-domme, but her lyrics trend sub . . . are you a good switch, or a bad switch? She tops Justin Warfield in the video for She Wants Revenge's "These Things." Nice pleather on the cover of Version 2.0, too.

Genitorturers - Pleasure In Restraint

Genitorturers - Touch Myself

I'm not convinced this unit isn't a schtick. Regardless, I am told it's a good one.

Ghinzu - I Wanna Be Your Dog

Belgium's noisemasters do Iggy proud.

Ghost Machine - Bondage

Grindcore goody on the Corporate Punishment label.

Ghostface Killah - Stapleton Sex

That nurse outfit . . . "my pussy is numb" . . .

Gin Blossoms - Hands Are Tied

Another minor moment: "Competition Smile" has a line about getting untied.

Gitane DeMone - . . . For You

As in "Bondage . . ." From the Christian Death campfire, Demonix is a carnival of carnal delights that slithers like top-drawer latex and rocks like Blondie if they had the guts to go goth.

Gleaming Spires - Are You Ready For The Sex Girls?

More importantly, these one-hit new-wave wonders ask, "are you ready for the pony girls?"

Go-Go's - Fun with Ropes

A live outtake from their punk days, which leads one to reinterpret "Our Lips Are Sealed."

Godley and Creme - Birds of Prey

Speaking of corsets, the founders of 10cc went electronic here.

Goo Goo Dolls - Slave Girl

One of their many Replacemental-as-anything homages . . . not quite in the same league as their Prince covers, but who's complaining?

Gordon Lightfoot - If You Could Read My Mind

Like a character in many bondage stories, Canada's Dylan finds himself in a dark castle with chains around his feet.

Gov't Mule - Under My Thumb

So stoned, they even included the Brian Jones marimba riffs.

Grateful Dead - Hell in a Bucket

Grateful Dead - Tennessee Jed

Bob Weir enjoys the ride with her "black leather and gold spike suspenders / and your chain, your black whip and pets," while "cold iron shackles, ball and chain" kicks off "Jed."

Gravity Kills - Hold

Let's get industrial with an approach that merges the best of NIN and DM.

Great Kat - Dominatrix

A guitar shredder with song titles like "Sodomize," "Torture Chamber," "Torture Techniques," "Humiliation" and "Punishment."

Green Day - Blood, Sex and Booze

Green Day - Dominated Love Slave

A "mandolin of discipline" sounds like my kind of axe.

Greg Kihn Band - Sorry

Locked-up hands for the "Jeopardy" janglemeister, and he's shackled to an anchor in "Horror Show."

Guns N' Roses - Black Leather

Guns N' Roses - Pretty Tied Up (The Perils Of Rock & Roll Decadence)

Back in the 1980s, Axl Rose was purportedly on the bus with his girlfriend Erin Everly, who later sued him for physical abuse. These songs did not help his case.

Handcuffs - Dirty Glitter

"Check mate, dominate . . ."

Hardcore Superstars - Sadistic Girls

She's got her leather out, but that's about as genre-specific as these dain-bread gearheads get.

Hayseed Dixie - Alien Abduction Probe

Hayseed Dixie - Delia's Gone

Hayseed Dixie - The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised Was Me

Tied her to her chair in Memphis ("Delia's Gone") sounds like the opening line to one of my stories, and handcuffs appear in "The Only Hell."

Heathers: The Musical - Beautiful

Kidnapped in an abandoned warehouse and tied up for the rats . . . so very very.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Angry Inch

Tied to the track, and covered by Sleater-Kinney and Type O Negative.

Helix - White Lace & Black Leather

Canadian rockers' second album looks much better than it sounds.

Hellbillys - Bondage-A-Go-Go

Not that insufferable lame-ass Rob Zombie . . . more like the Cramps at their rubbery best.

Hot Tuna - Serpent of Dreams

And master of tomorrow's slave.

Hüsker Dü - Masochism World

"Does it hurt you when I do this?" sings flannelpunk guitar mauler and all-around snarlmeister Bob Mould. The trio also covered "I Wanna Be Your Dog."

Iron Maiden - Hooks in You

New ideas for the decor.

Isaac Hayes - Branded

The late Chef compounded the slave vibe with the chains.

Isacaarum - Curbed

Grindcore from the Czech Republic, described as spermetal, nihil metal and sado black grind, they also have an album charmingly entitled Cunt Hackers.

Irving Klaws - The Fetish King

Psycho surfabilly Buffalo trio names itself after the legendary 1950s photographer, you do the math.

Jackie Beat - Sleigh Ride in Leather

Part of the drag queen's annual Christmas carousing.

Jacksons - Torture

It runs in the family (see Janet and Michael's respective listings).

Jane Birkin - Lolita Go Home

A Swiss reader shared this heavy-breathing French chanteuse.

Jane Wiedlin - What Do You Want for Christmas?

A piano carol with lines about naughty boys and their toys, and how she'll rosy your rear.

Janet Jackson - Rope Burn

"The expression of sexual fantasies can be beautiful if there's trust, love and understanding," Janet explains. "Pushing the limits of pleasure is exciting." Allow me to second that emotion, especially when she dragged boys out of the audience at her concerts and tied them to a chair. 2008's Discipline is self-explanatory.

Janie Jones and the Lash - House of the Ju-Ju Queen

A single performed and produced by the Clash with the famous madam on vocals on the A side, included here simply for the cover art inspired by their shortened moniker.

Jazz Butcher - Just Like Betty Page

Roped and trussed (and she spelled it Bettie).

Jefferson Airplane - It's No Secret

Chained and bound in the Haight on the 'Plane's psychodelic debut.

Jenny Clinkscales Band - S&M

Albuquerque's dynamic duo of delightfully decadent dames does the down and dirty.

Jethro Tull - Hunting Girl

Who would guess Aqualung was really a ponyboy?

Jewel - Break Me

Jewel - Serve the Ego

And let's not overlook "Adrian" on Pieces of You.

Jim Carroll Band - Nothing Is True

Because "everything is permitted," including "special tools just to keep things tight / they robbed her eyes long ago of light," and "heels so high, she got a gown so thin / her eyes stop the whip before it tames her sin." From Catholic Boy, one of the best examples of Noo Yawk punk / junk-infused deca-dancing, "redeemed through pain / not through joy."

Jimmy Buffett - Desperation Samba (Halloween in Tijuana)

Just for the "Harrison Ford on the bullwhip" credit.

Jimmy "Bo" Horne - Spank

A disco diversion from the Studio 54 daze.

Joan Armatrading - (I Love It When You) Call Me Names

Joan Armatrading - You Rope You Tie Me

Heavy leather with lace and cowboy taste.

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah!)

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - Fetish

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - Love Is Pain

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - I Wanna Be Your Dog

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - The French Song

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - Torture

From her onstage fetishwear to her album titles (Fit To Be Tied, Naked) to entire albums dedicated to WIITWD (Fetish), the original riot grrrrl is the rock and roll ambassador for all things sub-stantial. Starred on Broadway as Columbia in The Rocky Horror Show revival and released a killer version of "Science Fiction / Double Feature" that shredded the official cast recording of the soundtrack. Great leather-n-lacing graphics on her 2006 CD, Sinner.

Jobriath - Take Me I'm Yours

Rock's incessantly gay performer gets chained, tied and otherwise.

John (Cougar) Mellencamp - Hurt So Good

Another mainstream moment in which the heartland goes ouch.

John Zorn - Elegant Spanking

Minimalist S&M movie soundtracks from the master of noise that annoys.

Johnny Cash - The Beast in Me

Caged and restrained in a tune written by his stepson-in-law, Nick Lowe.

Johnny Thunders - Tie Me Up

Duet with Patti Palladin by the heartbreaking cross-dressing junkie guitar slinger who confuses "change" with "chains" and "not" with "knot" (which really isn't all that confusing to me). Also see the New York Dolls' "Puss N' Boots."

Johnny Winter - Unchain My Heart

Sewed up like a pillowcase (?!), the late slide specialist begs to be set free.

Joni Mitchell - Don't Interrupt the Sorrow

Joni Mitchell - Hejira

Joni Mitchell - The Boho Dance

Chained with a serpent, good slaves, even a (lower-case) madonna mention in "Don't Interrupt the Sorrow," while slaves reappear in "The Boho Dance." And she's always bound and tied to someone in "Hejira."

Journey - Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)

Breaking those chains that bind you isn't how love finds us around these parts.

Judas Priest - A Touch of Evil

Judas Priest - Eat Me Alive

Judas Priest - Evil Fantasies

Judas Priest - Pain and Pleasure

You just knew all that leather wasn't for show.

Judybats - Pain (Makes You Beautiful)

Tweefully strange and wonderful.

Juliana Hatfield - Live on Tomorrow

Finding the Blake Babe shackled in chains and boots, tied to a piano and locked in the basement leads one to appreciate the ponygirl vibe on the cover of Become What You Are, not to mention Juliana's Pony and her slavery to the CEO of the song in "Dumb Fun."

Justin Timberlake - SexyBack

"See these shackles / I'm your slave" in a #1 hit is always a worthwhile accomplishment.

Kid Rock - God Bless Saturday

The same ol' same.

Killer Pussy - Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage

Ah, those quirky new wave hits on KROQ . . . worth hearing one more time just for the "this job stinks" crack during the fade.

Kiss - Master and Slave

Kiss - Prisoner of Love

Kiss - Sweet Pain

Along with Alice Cooper, Kiss introduced heavy bondage gear as a fashion statement in the 1970s, but whose dom/me was making them wear such kinky high heels?

KMFDM - A Hole in the Wall

More industro-techno-metal that grinds like sandpaper underwear.

Knack - Baby Talks Dirty

And she says "hurt me" . . . Doug Fieger's sweetie loves a real neat beating after he makes her a pet.

Korn - Beat It Upright

Korn - Freak on a Leash

Bakersfield's finest nü-metal machines make the motherfuckers cry!

Lady Gaga - I Like It Rough

Lady Gaga - Teeth

Ballet heels are also worn by Beyoncé (and her five backup singers), Meg White and Christina Aguilera in videos these days.

Lauryn Hill - The Conquering Lion

Breaking every chain again and again and . . .

Leather Nun - Force of Habit

The all-time best BDSM band name, album title and cover art.

Leæther Strip - Be My Fetish

Leæther Strip - Fit for Flogging

Leæther Strip - Strap Me Down

Denmark's Claus Larsen gets electro(shock)-industrial with groovy projects such as Anal Cabaret: A Tribute to Soft Cell.

Lee Aaron - Hands Are Tied

Self-proclaimed metal queen does Canada proud.

Leonard Cohen - If It Be Your Will

Leonard Cohen - I'm Your Man

Leonard Cohen - Light As The Breeze

Mr. Morose scares the folky set with harrowing tales of darker tendencies. You think it was a coincidence that "I'm Your

Man" is the first song on the soundtrack to Secretary?

Lip Service - Bettie in Bondage

Sleaze-rockers shine with a "Lowlife in High Heels."

Lita Ford - Bed

Lita Ford - Branded

Lita Ford - Crave

Lita Ford - Love

Lita Ford - Love 2 Hate You

Lita Ford - What Do You Know About Love

Lita Ford - Wicked Wonderland

Plus Black, and the still-unreleased The Bride Wore Black.

Living Sisters - Double Knots

"Loosens me up," they serenade sweetly.

Liz Phair - Johnny Feelgood

Liz Phair - Miss September

Liz Phair - Whip Smart

"Makes me feel strangely good about myself" . . . Chicago's fave blowjob queen dallies darkly with her deranged-debutante drill.

London After Midnight - The Bondage Song

A rave fave (although actually from Los Angeles).

Lords of Acid - Expand Your Head

Lords of Acid - Greatest T*ts

Lords of Acid - Rough Sex

Lords of Acid - Slave to Love

Lords of Acid - Spank My Booty

Lords of Acid - The ABCs of Kinky Sex

Belgium's finest take a lighthearted approach to their grindcore industrial perversities.

Lords of the New Church - Dance with Me

Lords of the New Church - Dreams and Desires

"I beat her so tenderly / like a new religion being born so ritually." The Lords also perform the definitive version of "Like A Virgin" (luv those burps, Stiv!), although Iggy Pop's runs a very close second.

Los Lobos - Burn It Down

"Had me tied up" is the general starting point for most of these adventures.

Lou Reed - The Cask

Edgar Allen Poe wrote perhaps the greatest bondage short story ever ("The Cask of Amontillado," although "The Pit and the Pendulum" is a very close second), and Lou Reed wrote perhaps the greatest bondage song ever ("Venus in Furs"), so the combination on The Raven obviously belongs here. The words are somewhat revised on this musical interpretation, but isn't creating new art from past works the point of public domain?

Lou Reed and Metallica - Mistress Dread

Lou Reed and Metallica - Pumping Blood

Tie me up and beat me, bind me with a scarf, tied up in leather, and even a leather box with azaleas, the Lulu duet did its legacies proud (at least on this list).

Loverboy - Turn Me Loose

Down on his knees, tied down, such a clown . . .

Lunachicks - Buttplug

Pretty much for the title alone. Otherwise, think L7 after the lobotomy takes hold.

Luniz - Handcuff Your Hoes

I like to come, and so do you . . .

Lyle Lovett - Keep It Clean

Lyle Lovett - Release Me

Lyle Lovett - White Boy Lost in the Blues

Putting muzzles on your daddy, and chained to his headphones, croons Julia Roberts' ex.

Madonna - Erotica

Madonna - Express Yourself

Madonna - Hanky Panky

Madonna - Human Nature

Madonna - Justify My Love

Madonna - secretprojectrevolution

What more can be said about the divine Mrs. M that she didn't show (off) in her Sex book, not to mention her videos, magazine covers, memorabilia, Body Of Evidence, the cowpoke portion of her “Drowned" tour, her black corset in Die Another Day, the bondage scenes in her artvid, etc.?

Madrugada - Venus in Furs

Norwegian rock with LP titles like The Nightly Disease.

Magnapop - Hold You Down

Bubbleskronk girls-vs.-boys quartet elegantly captures the tension of femdom from the top's perspective.

Manowar - Pleasure Slave

Guitarist Ross the Boss rules, even if this metallic K.O. makes Iron Maiden sound like Gershwin in terms of sophistication.

Marduk - Obedience

Fast, blasphemous, and very heavy Swedish black metal . . . not for the faint of heart, but the same can be said about most of the accessories in our toy boxes.

Maria McKee - Panic Beach

A corset to keep her spirits up sounds like the perfect opening gambit to indoctrinate a newbie. Also noteworthy: her blindfold in "I'm Not Listening."

Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams

Every generation gets the Monkees it deserves. Plus groovy onstage corsetry, and borrowing the "smells like children" cage scene from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang for the cover graphics.

Marion Mann - You Took Advantage of Me

Heart-shaped handcuffs from 1946.

Maroon 5 - How

Maroon 5 - Wake Up Call (video)

And maybe "Get Back In My Life," too . . .

Marquis / Marquise de Sade

A bunch of bands, none particularly listenable, have used this name.

Master Slave Relationship - Being Led Around by the Tongue

Deborah Jaffe has been cranking out unique and disturbing fetish-inspired music since the mid-1980s.

Mastertouch - Drivin' Me Madd

Vicious dancefloor demonia from a Sydney-based DJ / producer.

Material Issue - Mrs. Beautiful

The late Jim Ellison had the devil chasing after him in this unreleased winner about her daughter tied to a chair in the basement.

Matthew Sweet - Ivory Tower

Matthew Sweet - Someone to Pull the Trigger

Matthew Sweet - Superdeformed

"Tie me up and drug me" always works as foreplay around here, as do blindfolds. And "Girlfriend" almost qualifies with the line about never setting her free, especially if he meant cover girl Tuesday Weld.

McCallGirl - Have an S&M Christmas

Don't let the acoustic arrangement fool you . . . Santa's bringing corsets and eight-inch heels this year!

Meat Loaf - For Crying Out Loud

Kneeling in the chains of his master, Jim Steinman's ace voice does Rocky Horror proud.

Mel Brooks - The Inquisition

Branding buns? Pokers up the ass? Send in the nuns.

Melissa Etheridge - Precious Pain

See, nice lesbian mommies can like bondage, too!

Merzbow - Music For Bondage Performance

An ambient, albeit somewhat noisy, soundtrack for those Shibari sessions.

Metallica - St. Anger

Metallica - S&M

Just for the cover and title, but one cannot help but notice that James Hetfield is often photographed with suspicious-looking leather cuffs around his wrists, not to mention their version of Nick Cave's "Loverman," and their Lulu collaboration with Lou Reed.

M.I.A. - Bad Girls

Tied hands and screaming blow jobs always works as foreplay.

Michael Jackson - Bad

"Beat It," indeed.

Michael Panasuk - My Baby Gave Herself to Me for Christmas

Wrapped up in a ribbon, tied up in a bow, wearing mistletoe underneath the tree . . . PG = pretty great!

Mick Jagger - She's The Boss

A femdom tribute to Elvis' "You're The Boss," presumably tongue in cheek (unlike the Stones' logo).

Mike McGear - McGear

Paul McCartney's brother gets roped in a Gulliver's Travels takeoff.

Miranda Sex Garden - A Fairytale About Slavery

More stringy things that go stretch in the night. Think Skinny Puppy jamming with Enya.

Monkees - When Love Comes Knockin'

Throwing off the chains that bind, granted, but it's always great to include the Prefab Four in these affairs. Second place: the strings that tie down Davy Jones in "I Wanna Be Free."

Monks - James Bondage

"I'm a little tied up right now," plus apropos guitar.

Montrose - Underground

"You take me, and you break me, and you make me your slave." Singer Sammy Hagar continued to explore this quadrant when he joined Van Halen a few years later, not to mention cutting loose from the ball and chain in "Serious Juju."

Moonspell - 2econd Skin

From the aptly-titled Sin.

Motels - Total Control

A familiar sentiment around these parts (along with those wicked thoughts about Martha Davis as a domme).

Mother Hips - Mission in Vain

Handcuffs and restrained choices from the grizzled sons.

Mötley Crüe - Hell on High Heels

Typical beer-n-boorish behavior from El Lay's fave pagans. Also see "Same Ol' Situation (S.O.S.)," "The Animal in Me" and "This Ain't a Love Song," and singer Vince Neil's cover of the Sweet's "Set Me Free."

Mott the Hoople - Sucker

Mott the Hoople - I'm a Cadillac / El Camino Dolo Roso

"Hi there / your friendly neighborhood sadist / wants to take you / for a ride." From the always-inspirational Ian Hunter, who's bent more than a few genders along the way via "Jerkin' Crocus," "One of the Boys," "I Wish I Was Your Mother" and especially Bowie's "All The Young Dudes." Guitarist Mick Ralphs, later of Bad Co., gets chained in "Cadillac."

Move - Wild Tiger Woman

Tied to the bed, the former beauty queen is also covered by Electric Light Orchestra.

Mumford and Sons - The Cave

Strength in pain, nooses around necks, and tied to a post, the modernists come out of their dwelling walking on their hands.

Must - Sado Maso Disco

Whips and a cha-cha calypso rhythm from 1978.

My Bloody Valentine - Soon

My Bloody Valentine - Cigarette In Your Bed

My Bloody Valentine - To Here Knows When

Some of the sexiest guitar music ever recorded (the entire band sounds like it has a whammy bar attached to it), plus ethereal vocal stylings that David Lynch and Julee Cruise ripped off for the soundtrack to Twin Peaks, itself no slouch in this category.

My Life With Thrill Kill Kult - Leathersex

Dance this mess around from the aptly-named Sexplosion sessions.

Mylène Farmer - L'ame-stram-gram

Mylène Farmer - Consentement

Mylène Farmer - Libertine

Mylène Farmer - Que Mon Coeur Lache

The French Madonna makes like Joan Jett crossed with Catherine Deneuve in some of the most amazing BDSMy concerts you've never seen, in which she prances in latex hobble dresses, steel-cage ponygirl attire and other visual delights while cooing ethereal over a heavy-metal soundtrack. She even managed to sneak a naughty song ("L'Histoire d'une fée, c'est . . . " the last two words of which translate phonetically into "fessee," French for spanking) onto the soundtrack for Rugrats In Paris.

Mynameisjohnmichael - Elders

Bound and gagged for a reason . . . I guess you'll just have to believe.

Narcoleptic Youth - Barbi in Bondage

Tying up Barbie dolls is a classic early warning sign.

Nashville Pussy - Beat Me Senseless

Pan-fried smut-metal that ain't the sharpest hook in the tackle box, but big brains aren't exactly the point here.

New York Dolls - Fishnets & Cigarettes

Arresting a mind ensnared in love, with hearts bound in shame, David Johansen, Syl Sylvain and their modern version of the glam-rock Stones sing of pagan monkeys in dresses to rhyme with the title.

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - O Children

Held in chains in a Harry Potter movie.

Nicki Minaj - One

Duct tape and related delights with Drake, Lil Wayne and Chris Brown.

Nina Hagen - Revolution Ballroom

New wave / Wagner-on-acid diva best known for swooping covers (often in her native German) of weirdness like "My Sweet Lord" (memo to George: stop spinning) and "TV-Glotzer" (aka the Tubes' "White Punks On Dope"), her albums sport titles like Nunsexmonkrock and 14 Friendly Abductions.

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

Nine Inch Nails - Happiness in Slavery

Nine Inch Nails - Head Like a Hole

Nine Inch Nails - Sin

Nine Inch Nails - Twist

Obviously.

Nirvana - Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip

Nirvana - Polly

"Asks me to untie her" doesn't usually work. And she's tied in chains in the new jam.

NOFX - S&M Airlines

A longstanding punk combo with an interesting idea on making those transcontinental journeys a lot more fun.

Norm Wooster Singers - Lovin' You Lots and Lots

Tied up in knots in That Thing You Do.

Nouvelle Vague - Dance with Me

Nouvelle Vague - Master and Servant

Depeche Mode and Lords of the New Church get the bossa novacaine treatment, with Martin Gore happily (?!) singing along.

NunSlaughter - Angelic Dread

"Devil metal," obviously.

Nurse with Wound - Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an Umbrella

"Blank Capsules of Embroidered Cellophane" is a side-long song.

Ohio Players - Pain

Ohio Players - Pleasure

Serious Seventies funk that made Prince's perversions look positively PG.

Old 97s - Salome

Untie his hands so he can find another lady, Rhett Miller whines.

Olivia Newton-John - A Little More Love

Olivia Newton-John - Tied Up

Let's hear it for Lycra!

Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio - I M B E C I L E, My Idiot Lover

Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio - She's in Love with a Whip - My Venus in Furs

Apocalyptic pop (?) from Sweden (!).

Otis Redding - Chained and Bound

To her love, but that works great, too.

P.J. Harvey - Rid of Me

Tied legs = a triple-belted hobble skirt!

Pansy Division - James Bondage

Everyone's favorite queercore combo gets knotty.

Parliament - Handcuffs

Possessive, and even a chastity belt for George Clinton's funkadelicacies.

Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Pat Benetar - Love Is a Battlefield

Another member of the "does she, or doesn't she?" club . . . "Hit Me" is often interpreted from a BDSM perspective, and the same can certainly be said of her nervous reaction to finding herself in a straightjacket. She's chained to his side in "Battlefield"

Paul and Linda McCartney - Oh Woman, Oh Why

Tied hands in the semi-reggae RAM outtake.

Paula Cole - Feeling Love

Sumptuously sexy, especially when she moans about being tied to the bed.

Payable on Death - P.O.D.

Christian metal with creative cover sentiments.

Penguins in Bondage

The YSU Frank Zappa Jazz Ensemble.

Pete Townshend - Politician

Whipping and tripping in the age of intuition. Also noted: the whip in the introduction to "Predictable" in Psychoderelict.

Phil Ochs - Pretty Smart On My Part

After leading his girl to the altar, he's going to "tie her all in leather" . . . not exactly a protest song at this particular hootenanny.

Phish - Sugar Shack

Drowned out by slithering stares, Trey is followed and chased and caught and tied up.

Pink Floyd - Dogs

Fitted with collar and chain.

Plasmatics - Sex Junkie

"Your first name is dirt / and your last name is sleaze." Fire up that chainsaw, Wendy!

Pogues - Rum, Sodomy and the Lash

Produced by Elvis Costello.

Police - De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

Police - King of Pain

Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger

With words screaming for submission, and logic that ties you up and rapes you, Andy, Stewart and Sting rework XTC's "Making Plans for Nigel" and release versions of "De Do" in Spanish and Japanese, while "King" is beloved by Fifty Shades of Grey fans, and "Wrapped" tells the tale of a master and servant who switch.

Pornorphans - Crimson

"My knees are painting crimson letters on your floor / Our little safety word is out of date, I'm sure." Think Garbage without treacly pop overtones. From Finland, no less.

Portishead - All Mine

"Tethered and tied, there's no place to hide."

Precious Metal - That Kind of Girl

Onstage, the female Def Leppard dressed like a fetish dream come true, acres of leather and rubber and heels up to here . . . you can see them in all their latex glory in the otherwise-forgettable Rich Girl (which also co-stars Runaways vocalist Cherie Currie).

Pretenders - Bad Boys Get Spanked

Pretenders - Up the Neck

"Spanked" is one of Chrissie Hynde's worst songs, but it was written while she was having an affair (see "The Adultress") with Ray Davies, erstwhile leader of, er, ah, the Kinks. Then again, she claimed "Tattooed Love Boys" is about the same guy as the one in "Spanked." Some scenesters are also partial to "Back on the Chain Gang."

Primitives - I Wanna Be Your Dog

First, find you favorite place.

Prince - When Doves Cry

Prince & 3RDEYEGIRL - AINTTURNINROUND

Butterflies all tied up . . . maybe I'm just too demanding. And they're gagged and bound in the latest.

Procol Harum - She Wandered Through the Garden Fence

And "strapped me to her torture rack."

Puddle of Mudd - Control

Another contestant in the "bring back Nirvana" sweepstakes riffs away pleasurably and painfully on a favorite theme.

Pulp - Underwear

Pulp - This Is Hardcore

Jarvis Cocker makes like the Vampire Lestat crooning the best of Roxy Music.

Pulsars - Submission Song

Stylish surf guitar compensates for the Neil Diamond horns.

Queen - Another One Bites the Dust

Queen - Death on Two Legs (Dedicated To . . .)

Queen - Dragon Attack

Queen - Let Me Entertain You

Queen - Pain Is So Close To Pleasure

Queen - Somebody to Love

Freddie Mercury tried everything once . . . also see "She Makes Me (Stormtrooper In Stilettos)," "Fight From the Inside," "Now I'm Here," "Fat-Bottomed Girls," "Liar," and "Tie Your Mother Down" for those seeking a flick of the squick.

Queen Adreena - Kitty Collar Tight

"Kate Bush on crack" is a rousing recommendation around here, especially from an album called Drink Me from a band that used to be called Daisy Chainsaw.

Rammstein - Bück Dich (Bend Down)

Germany's finest aggronauts produce an unholy wall of sound that makes Limp Bizkit the most aptly-named band on the planet.

R.E.M. - Burning Down

R.E.M. - Drive

R.E.M. - Walk Unafraid

R.E.M. - What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

Are those constraints really stilled? I first heard them as "steel."

Rasputina - AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes

Rasputina - Hunter's Kiss

Rasputina - Kinderhook Hoopskirt Works

Lovely ladies. Playing cellos. In corsets. There is a god. Also see Melora Creager's solo "Krakatowa" for more slavery and handcuffs.

Ray Parker, Jr. - Bad Boy

Break out the leather and spank me, croons Mr. Ghostbuster.

Razed in Black - I Worship You

Razed in Black - I'll Damage You

Razed in Black - Master

Razed in Black - Oh My Goth!

Razed in Black - Whipped

Take pleasure in my hurt.

Recoil - Breath Control

Depeche Mode's Alan Wilder calls his latest Subhuman.

Red Lights - Venus in Furs

From Another Point of V.U. (Taste the Whip).

Redd Kross - Love Is Not Love

Redd Kross - S&M Party

The latter is fifty-eight seconds of giddy decadence from El Lay's power-poppin' punsters, while "Love" ties chains around the singer who is sick of being free.

Reefer Madness - Little Mary Sunshine

"I feel a little naughty," Kristin Bell proclaims before pulling out the nipple clamps, branding irons, etc.

Rihanna - S&M

Whips and chains work for a lot of us, dear.

Robin Trower - Prisoner of Love

Finding those chains to bind him up and tie him down.

Robomusic - Just Try and Escape (Dominatrix Song)

A Weird Al-style parody of "The Pina Colada Song," of all utterly unlikely things.

Roger Steen - You Keep Me Tied Up

The Tubes' interstellar guitarist treads mondo-familiar turf on his superb solo effort.

Roger Taylor - Closer to You

Down on his knees, Queen's drummer and ace auxiliary vocalist / songwriter finds himself rhyming chains and insane.

Rolling Stones - Beast of Burden

Rolling Stones - Black and Blue

Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar

Rolling Stones - Jumping Jack Flash

Rolling Stones - Midnight Rambler

Rolling Stones - Ruby Tuesday

Rolling Stones - Slave

Rolling Stones - So Divine (Aladdin's Story)

Rolling Stones - So Young

Rolling Stones - Sweet Black Angel

Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil

Rolling Stones - Tie You Up (The Pain Of Love)

Rolling Stones - Turd on the Run

Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb

Rolling Stones - Undercover of the Night

Rolling Stones - When The Whip Comes Down

Rolling Stones - Whip's Crack and Tiger's Snarl

A case can be made to include "Claudine," "Ain't Too Proud to Beg," "Honky Tonk Woman," "Bitch," "Memo From Turner," "Rocks Off," "Harlem Shuffle" and "If You Can't Rock Me" in this collection, but nothing in their catalog can top (or bottom) Mick Jagger's onstage performances of "Midnight Rambler" when he would literally beat the stage senseless with his scarf, demonstrating a much-too-practiced touch.

Rory Gallagher - Barley & Grape Rag

Ball and chain and acoustic shredding from the auditioned Mick Taylor replacement.

RTZ - There's Another Side

Bostonians haul out that ball and chain.

Runaways - Black Leather

Runaways - Saturday Night Special

Runaways - Trash Can Murders

On "Black Leather," the original bust-yer-cherry bombs cover the post-Rotten Sex Pistols, who returned the favor by playing on the demo for Joan Jett's "I Love Rock and Roll," while Tonio K. and Earl Slick co-wrote "Saturday Night Special." On their debut, "Dead End Justice" both defined and destroyed the teenage-girls-behind-bars genre. Post-breakup, Joan and Lita Ford have already been discussed, while Cherie and / or Marie Currie's hands are tied in "Elaine" and they're prisoners in "Prisoner" on Messin' With the Boys. In 2011, Shonen Knife, Care Bears on Fire and the Ribeye Brothers covered these tunes on the superb double-disk Runaways tribute, Take It or Leave It, that donates a chunk of the proceeds to the American Institute for Cancer Research in memory of Sandy West. And Cherie's got a new one called "You Wreck Me" in which she's tying and / or tied up.

Rush - Freewill

Just for the "prisoner in chains" line.

Sadness - Evangelion

Sadness - Heretic

More twisted gothic metal madness.

Salad - Diminished Clothes

Salad - On A Leash

Marijne van der Vlugt sings couplets like "the polythene wigwam ritual / she's got a blue bikini / two kisses and you're captive / like something from Fred Fellini" behind a fuzzy wall of joyful noisypop.

Samhain - Human Pony Girl

Samhain - In My Grip

From the Misfits / Danzig school of moody murky monstrously-morbid megametal.

Sarah Brightman - Once In a Lifetime

Andrew Lloyd Weber's favorite diva makes like the Kate Bush of my dreams.

Sarah McLachlan - Sweet Surrender

I always wanted to run our information booth at Lilith.

Scorpions - No One Like You

Restrained feelings are the perfect starting place.

Seven Long Years - Slavery and Fuzz

Always a winning combo around these parts.

Sex Pistols - Leather Jacket

Sex Pistols - Submission

Johnny Rotten auditioned for the band by singing along with Alice Cooper's "Eighteen" on the jukebox in SEX, Malcolm McLaren and Vivenne Westwood's circa-1975 London BDSM boutique. And don't miss the inflatable rubber mask in The Filth and the Fury.

Sex Slaves - Bite Your Tongue

Sleaze-rockin' sentiments like "Thank God for Jack Daniels."

Shaggy - Freaky Girl

Chains and handcuffs get all whip-hop.

Shel Silverstein - Masochistic Baby

By day, a children-friendly crooner. By night, a Playboy cartoonist and singer of seriously-demented sonnets.

Shoes - A Thing of the Past

Hands are tied by the black vinyl-loving power-popsters.

Simple Minds - Our Secrets Are The Same

Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill wanted us to believe the cover art was a reflection of their frustration over this album being lost for four years in a spat with their record label. Uh huh. They also referred to their web site as "sm.com," even though they didn't officially own that URL. Those adverse to vanilla sentiments will surely love "Death by Chocolate." And they released a single in 2014 called "Blindfolded."

Sinéad O'Connor - I'm Not Bossy, I'm the Boss

Bettie Page hair plus luscious latex dress equals dominatrix of the decade.

Sinmasters - Innocence Lost

Speaking of SM, hard to miss with a cover like that.

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Melt

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Peek-A-Boo

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Venus in Furs

The original PVC-punk poetess (sorry, Patti) also happened to invent goth.

Sisters of Mercy - Kiss the Carpet

Great album title, too.

Slash - Beautiful Dangerous

"She went to a dark place," the Guns N’ Roses guitarist says of Fergie's portrayal of a crazed fan who ties him to a bed, kisses him and teases him with a knife while clad in leather lingerie.

Slick Mahony - Go Grab My Belt

Bad girls need a spanking, baby.

Sliders - Coming Around

Pedestrian pop-rockers get a little confused on the topic when they sing about being tied to a ball and chain.

Smashing Pumpkins - Venus in Furs

Billy Corgan compounds his sins.

Smiths - Handsome Devil

Getting hands on mammary glands, and cracking whips because you deserve it.

Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf

Soft Cell - Tainted Love

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice on a long, black leash is a cherished career for many.

Sonic Youth - Anti-Orgasm

Sonic Youth - Kool Thing

Kim Gordon can be my slave any time.

Spank Rock

Another great name, song suggestions welcome.

Spanking Charlene - I Wanna Be Your Dog

Spanking Charlene - Tie Me Up

The 2012 winners of Little Steven's "Best Unsigned Band" sweepstakes ask, Where Are the Freaks? Right here, obviously.

Sparks - Something For The Girl With Everything

Sparks - Whippings and Apologies

"You see, of late, she's been quite speechless." Gilbert and Sullivan take ecstasy, and really, really like it!

Spın̈al Tap - Bitch School

Spın̈al Tap - Christmas with the Devil

Spın̈al Tap - Smell the Glove

For everyone who still goes to 11.

Steely Dan - I Can't Function

A lashing tongue, tied hands, and April fools getting run down.

Steve Wynn - Kool Thing

Steve Wynn - Ribbons and Chains

Steve Wynn - We Don't Talk About It

The Dream Syndicator sings about things that tie you in knots.

Stone Temple Pilots - Wicked Garden

Chains that bind you while drinking from naked fountains.

Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog

Painslut paragon Iggy Pop was playing with broken glass and peanut butter long before Sid Vicious started wearing a chain and padlock around his neck. Still a highlight of Joan Jett's live sets, especially when she sings it with her wrists clasped above her head. And note the touch of evil and the guy on a leash in "Free and Freaky."

Strapps - Prisoner Of Your Love

Obscure 1970s Australian rock gang had great graphic sense.

Strokes - Is This It

Their name explained on the U.K. album cover.

Strung Out - Ultimate Devotion

A temper like a whip and a riding-crop grip, among other necessities.

Stryper - Set Me Free

L.A.'s god squad cranks the Sweet's "gagged, bound and chained" number on their trib disk, The Covering.

SuperHeavy - Warring People

Mick Jagger is always in pain about about whips and chains.

Surf Punks - Water Sports

The "No Fat Chicks" Malibu beach brats enthusiastically discuss golden showers, wetsuits, trouser trout / fish, bondage and S&M while interjecting cool piano fills throughout.

Susanna Hoffs - Circus Girl

Blindfold! Goddess! Makes you faint! An ordinary woman who risks everything.

Suzi Quatro - Skin Tight Skin

Jurrasic-leather glam goddess / bassist from Detroit moved to England and promptly ate Slade for breakfast, spit out T. Rex for lunch and snacked on Ziggy Stardust when she wasn't inspiring virtually every woman on this list with her silk-sash-bash bravado. Her cover of the Stones / Beatles' "I Wanna Be Your Man" is a femdom classic.

Swans - Raping a Slave

Brutal no-wave metal played at ear-exploding volumes.

Sweet - Set Me Free

Sweet - The Lies in Your Eyes

The first line of the ballroom blitzkrieg's 1974 glitter blockbuster Sweet Fanny Adams is "gagged, bound and chained," while "whips and chains don't leave no trace" on / in "The Lies in Your Eyes." Later delved into sensory deprivation with "Love Is Like Oxygen." Honorable mention (U.K. glitter division): the chains in Alvin Stardust's "My Co Ca Choo."

Switchblade Symphony - Drool

"Yes, you scream and you shout / girl, you'll never get out." Think post-irony Grace Slick in black lace.

Tanzwut - Bitte, Bitte

Tanzwut - Dämmerung

Black Sabbath blasts Beethoven (both of which these German art-metal commandos cover).

Ted Nugent - Bound and Gagged

Ted Nugent - Love Grenade

Ted Nugent - Tied Up In Love

The world's most famous archery addict is no slouch when it comes to bedroom guitarzan gymnastics.

Television - Poor Circulation

A straightjacket, a stripping nurse, and your sweet tongue entertain NYC's most talented punks.

That Dog - Gagged and Tied

Alternative lives! Honorable mention: Butthole Surfers.

That Guy Sibry - The Spank Song

"When I spank you, you'll say, 'thank you.'"

They Might Be Giants - Old Pine Box

Handcuffs that won't lock are always a bummer.

Thin Lizzy - S&M

Black roses were this Irish band's default logo (not to mention the title of the album from which this song hails), and now we know why.

Three Days Grace - Pain

When the lights go out, you'll understand.

Tied and Tickled Trio

Skittish German electronica / dub / jazz.

Tim Buckley - Make It Right

By the 1970s, Jeff's father was a dangerously-decadent reformed folkie who was singing about "Moulin Rouge" long before Nicole Kidman was even born.

Tim Minchin - If I Didn't Have You

Girls more open to spanking are the pianist's objective.

Tina and the Total Babes - Tongue Tied

Wishful thinking, but She's So Tuff blasts along admirably.

Tina Arena - Chains

A slow-burn soul sacrifice from Australia's answer to Celine Dion.

Tom Lehrer - Masochism Tango

Back in the 1950s, Harvard's famed piano terrorist seems to have met Irving Klaw and Bettie Page.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Refugee

"Kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom" sounds like a lot of first dates around here. Also noted: "Black Leather Woman," "Tweeter and the Monkey Man," and the dog collar in / on "Spike."

Tom Smith - Callisto

A Xena: Warrior Princess homage to the tune of John Denver's "Calypso."

Tommy Bolin - Whips and Roses

The great guitarist's double-CD comp with an excellent title.

Tonio K. - The Ballad of the Night the Clocks All Quit (and the Government Failed)

John the Baptist gets his hands tied up by Uncle Sam, notes this fellow farm boy from central California.

Tony MacAlpine - Edge of Insanity

Squealophonic guitar shenanigans with no redeeming value beyond the cover.

Tori Amos - Abnormally Attracted to Sin

Tori Amos - Crucify

Tori Amos - Frog on My Toe

Tori Amos - In Your Room

Tori Amos - Leather

Tori Amos - Pandora's Aquarium

Strange little girl, indeed. On the one hand, she's a prominent supporter of RAINN, the sex assault hotline, but then there's "Spark" ("you say you don't want it / again and again / but you don't / don't really mean it."), not to mention the clips for "Caught a Lite Sneeze" and "Jackie's Strength." One of the many conceits of Strange Little Girls, her exploration of male misogyny via cover songs, is a series of "characters" through whom Tori channels her performance; for the virtual chanteuse of 10cc's "I'm Not In Love," she says, "She's a little fetish girl; she's into BDSM. It's all about power with her." Amos has also admitted that "I've traversed those areas in my own life, and, God, it was devouring, on both sides." Amen. P.S. nice posture collar on the covers of Midwinter Graces and "A Silent Night With You."

Tracorum - Venus in Furs

Speaking of Tori, here's a piano version of the Velvet's anthem.

Trent Willmon - Surprise

His friend was handcuffed to his bed.

Trike - The Spanking Machine

Mooning moms, and a cameo from God.

Tubes - Don't Touch Me There

Tubes - Mondo Bondage

Tubes - Only the Strong Survive

Tubes - Stand Up and Shout

Tubes - Suffer for Sound

Tubes - What Do You Want From Life

"The smell of burning leather / as we hold each other tight" . . . 30 years later, Fee Waybill still wears a leather hood when he sings "Mondo Bondage" onstage, while "Don't Touch Me There" duetess Re Styles posed in rubber stockings on the back of the Tubes' first album. Hard to be more explicit, or more fun. And Lizzy Borden does a nice cover of "Don't Touch Me There" with Besty Weiss helping out.

Tuscadero - Latex Dominatrix

Peppy powerpop and BDSM don't generally mix, but any band named after Suzi Quatro's Leather Tuscadero character on Happy Days is onto something.

Ultra Vivid Scene - The Mercy Seat

Almost everything else on Kurt Ralske's debut album, especially "She Screamed" and "You Didn't Say Please," qualifies for this compilation in a major fashion. Also note the teeth-eye view of the toothbrush through the duct tape.

Uncle Tupelo - I Wanna Be Your Dog

Acoustic weirdness is always applauded here.

United States of America - I Wouldn't Leave My Wooden Wife For You, Sugar

One of the very first electronica bands came from the psychotica 1960s and gave Lou Reed serious competition in terms of both twisted lyrics and playing leads on ring modulator.

Unknown Hinson - Baby Let's Play Rough

Getting those cuffs tightened by a man who appreciates your darker side.

U2 - With or Without You

Tied hands, bruised body, and the bed of nails for that super-kink touch. Chains appear in "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" and "Corpse."

Vampire Weekend - Unbelievers

Bound to the tracks of the train.

Van Halen - Black and Blue

Van Halen - House of Pain

Van Halen - Spanked

The Helmut Newton poster of David Lee Roth chained to a fence that came with Women and Children First, not to mention Bettie Page on the cover and CD of DLR Band, rocked the roll conclusively. And yes, two of these are Sammy songs, but see the Montrose entry.

Various Artists - Gothic Erotica

Six CDs of old-school goth, featuring everyone from Nico, Iggy and Lydia Lunch to Gene Loves Jezebel, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Athamay and Psychic TV, plus dozens more, not to mention a cover suitable for downloading all by itself.

Various Artists - A Life Less Lived: The Gothic Box

Four CDs of old-school goth, featuring everyone from Alien Sex Fiend to Clan Of Xymox, plus dozens more, not to mention a cover suitable for downloading all by itself.

Various Artists - Copulatin' Blues

Various Artists - Risqué Rhythms

For those interested in the history of this particular art form, these compilations of pre- and post-war rhythms put the "blue" back into the blues.

Various Artists - Strip Jointz

Various Artists - Strip Jointz Rocks

Various Artists - Strip Jointz Vol. 2

Various Artists - Take It Off! Strip Tease Classics

Four great soundtracks to accompany the intentional removal of clothing by its wearer. Take It Off! is classic big-band burlesque (including "The Stripper" and the theme from Gypsy, "Shivas Regal"), Strip Jointz and Vol. 2 lean toward funky soul from the likes of Rick James, Marvin Gaye, LaBelle, Bell Biv DeVoe and Sir Mix-A-Lot, while Rocks takes its cue from the sound system at the clubs mentioned in Mötley Crüe's "Girls, Girls, Girls" (the lead-off track), including several selections from the Bondage Jukebox, plus big-bang-boom faves like Billy Squier, Duran Duran and even that ol' panty pirate, Tom Jones ("You Can Leave Your Hat On").

Velvet Underground and Nico - Venus In Furs

Lou Reed scared me in the best possible ways (like naming this band and song after erotica books), but what's really frightening is the thought of Jackson Browne getting his big break as the teenage lover of femme fatale Nico.

Venus and the Razorblades - Crack the Whip

I especially like the line about the trust-fund bully.

Venus in Furs - Baby's On Fire

Velvet Goldmine band glams it on with an ace Eno cover.

Vibrators - I Need a Slave

Vibrators - Whips and Furs

Cruising in a black Cadillac with the title in the back.

Vice Squad - Latex Love

Punk and disorderly, but how can you miss with Beki Bondage on lead vocals? Her tribute album, Cold Turkey, looks great in the CD case with her name blasting off the spine in huge capital letters.

Vicious Pink - Fetish

Alas, not a cover of the Joan Jett song of the same name, but worthwhile in its own right.

Warren Zevon - Poor Poor Pitiful Me

When girls ask me to beat them at the Hyatt House, I tend to want to talk about it. Sadly, Linda Ronstadt didn't, and sang the original lyrics about "a boy in the Vieux Carres / Down in Yokohama / He picked me up and he threw me down / He said, 'Please don't hurt me, mama.'" Honorable mentions for "Bad Luck Streak in Dancing School" ("down on my knees in pain") and "For My Next Trick, I'll Need a Volunteer" ("put me in chains").

W.A.S.P. - Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)

W.A.S.P. - B.A.D.

W.A.S.P. - On Your Knees

W.A.S.P. - The Torture Never Stops

For the grand finale of their early shows, Blackie Lawless and his droogies wheeled out the rack featured on their first album cover, only containing a topless lady instead of the stupid skeleton. Later, this concept was expanded to crosses, nuns and related Alice Cooperisms. "B.A.D." stands for "bondage and discipline." Well, whaddya expect from a band whose name is purportedly an acronym for "We Are Sexual Perverts"?

Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

Weird Al Yankovic - Good Old Days

Weird Al Yankovic - Party in the C.I.A.

Weird Al Yankovic - Perform This Way

Tying your high-school girlfriend to a chair and shaving off all her hair is always a pleasant memory on this playlist, while handcuffs click in "CIA," straightjackets appear in his Lady Gaga trib, and he gets medieval on your heinie in "Amish."

Wendy O. Williams - Priestess

Produced by Gene Simmons of Kiss (who also did the honors for Van Halen's early demos), the late W.O.W. is definitely a missing link between W.A.S.P. and the Who, among other inestimable cultural contributions (see Plasmatics entry).

Whip Culture - Pleasure Generation

Electroclash entertainment with titles like "Robot Love."

Whipping Boy

Two bands have used this name, song suggestions welcome.

White Coffin Terror - Silent Night, Deadly Night

Virgins in chains screaming in agony . . . my kind of XXXmas!

Who - Cousin Kevin

Who - We're Not Gonna Take It

Tied to that chair, you won't go anywhere . . . put in your earplugs, pull down your eyeshades, you know where to put the cork!

William Control - Strangers

Also noted on Hate Culture: "The Whipping Haus."

X - Adult Books

X - Back 2 the Base

X - Everybody

X - White Girl

Long-living El Lay lovers John Doe and Exene Cervenka catalog the travails of sex and dying in high society with wit, wisdom and a tragic desperation that mixes up the Doors, rockabilly riffs and locomotive-breath rhythmic propulsion to make their music eminently go bang, as well as squish, groan and scream. When it comes to raunchy romantic relationships, these classics and others from Wild Gift, including "The Once Over Twice" and "When Our Love Passed Out On The Couch," are as seminal as they (er) come. A dominatrix and a muzzle appear in "Everybody." Shut up and smoke.

X-Ray Spex - Oh Bondage! Up Yours

The Class of '77 British punk-rockers loved to stalk normalcy on the streets of London dressed in bondage apparel, a trend that unfortunately never caught on in the States.

X_X - No Non ¢S / A.

No Wave Cleveland refugees from the Electric Eels

Xzibit - Choke Me, Spank Me (Pull My Hair)

"I just want to fuck you," her clueless boyfriend insists.

Yello - Tied Up

From the "Oh Yeah" tribe (Ferris Bueller's Day Off).

Yesterday and Today (Y&T) - Lipstick and Leather

Black and red made a mess of my head, too.

ZZ Top - Got Me Under Pressure

Some hear the lyrics as "she likes whips and chains," while others swear they're singing "she likes wimps that change." Same difference.