This Competition Is Over, The Winning Joke Was:

• a blind guy walks into a bar and sits down. he asks the bartender "hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" and everyone in the bar just freezes in their tracks and looks at the guy. the bartender says "sir, before you tell the joke, i just want to let you know that the 2 gentlemen sitting to either side of you are blonde, and ex-MMA fighters, the guy drinking a pint behind you is blonde, and a professional bouncer, i have a black belt, im also blonde, and my boss is right with me, who's blonde and a competitive deadlifter. so go ahead and tell the joke, but i warned you.", the blind guy thinks it over for a bit then says "no thanks, not if i have to explain the joke 6 times."