I write stuff. Lots of it. I wrote a 599-page doctoral dissertation that got rave reviews like, "What, you were too lazy to write an even 600?" and "The parts I was awake for were mind-blowing." I've written funny stuff, like the short satires "Casting Call of Doom" for Seminar and the hit comedy podcast Supermarket. I also write stuff that might require a clean pair of underpants, like the horror miniseries ICE-CREAM and fun, thought-provoking stuff like Fragments of Tomorrow. So if you're looking for a writer who can make you laugh, cry, think, or require a change of pants, let me know! Let's make some stuff!