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A group of 3 have been spotted along the western borders of canada- snake agreement, abrenistan, and just inside happy establishment.
The incident happened 3 days ago at approximately 4 PM PST, where they were found dismantling and taking the temperate structure
the individuals are now charged with:
illegally dismantling a building
exploitation of structures
theft
we hope we can recover as fast as possible, if you see these individuals again; report them to the government or police station nearby.
moved our capital due to carbon monoxide | january 2nd, 2025
hello everyone, norman speaking.
its a disaster to say that the kingdom of jay has declared war on us.
we are not letting our people down, even if we are defeated, we are a symbol of dignity in our hearts, it doesnt matter what, we will fight for our country, even in the most serious wars, our nation will rise without anyone altering our nation, our country can rise, ours can collapse, but nothing at all can stop our people from losing power and dignity.
We have tooken note on the jaylish-abreni annexation war and we are now launching operation sub-zero.
We are strong, not afraid, we will fight over our enemies to become great and full of freedom.
all hail our country, all hail norman, down with jay, in with our great nationalism and dignity, along with abrenistan!
A bird infestation advisory is in effect for the following provinces: snail agreement and wasp agreement.
Blue jays are immigrating throughout british columbia and are now making nests in our territory.
These nests can land on the ground causing crashes on international roads.
Blue jays can also defecate on passing vehicles.
It is best if you can wear something on your head while you are outside to block feces.
They can kill plants in farmland so we need to add protection to our crops.
that was this days news.
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