Profession: Teacher

Physical Age: 32

Mental Age: 64

Preferred Names: Young Mr Colville, Teacher or Professor 

Relationship Status: Married

Children: None (spiritual father of many)

Favourite word or saying: 'Yeet'

Personality: Sigma

Lost touch with the common man

Fire Danger Rating: Extreme

Review Rating: 5/5

Comments: 

"He doesn't just teach, he inspires." Little Timmy 

"I owe everything to Mr Dawson." Wayne Green

"He saved my life." Kayne West

"Most influential people: Jesus, Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, Nelson Mandela & James Dawson" Time Magazine 

Uber Rating: 5 Stars

Educational Background: 

• Masters of Teaching - Harvard University

• Masters of  Theology - Cambridge University

• PhD in Philosophy - Yale University 

New York Times Bestselling Author of, 'The art of teaching', 'How to be humble without telling people you are humble', 'Body like a god: My 6 rules to having a perfect body' & 'Jesus forgives you, and so does James'

Favourite Food: Whale calf or 'big cat' meat.

Favourite Snack: Caviar 

Favourite Topping: Saffron - I eat it by the truckload

Things that annoy me:

• People who do not know who I am

• Being served tap water 

• When my butler mispronounces my favourite imported cheese – "It’s gruyère, not gru-yuh!"

• Middle class citizens 

• When my self-driving car asks me to take control 

Things you may not know about me:

• Fencing World Champion 2020, 2021, 2022 & 2024

• Polo Captain of Harvard, Cambridge & Yale University

• I am extremely humble

• Yes, my body is NATURAL

• I have a photographic memory

• The last text message I sent was a group text chat to Donald, Opra, Elon, Geff & Bill. 

• I give a lot to charity 

• Cambridge Boxing Champion

• Heavyweight Boxing Champion 2015

Profession: Teacher/Breaker/Rapper

Physical Age: 34

Mental Age: 27

Preferred Names: C'Riddy

Relationship Status: Married

Children: 2

Favourite word or saying: "sup dawg"

Personality: Beta

Intouch with the common man

Golf handicap +7

Aura/Vibe score +1000

"Rated Top 100 Most influential staff members at MCCC in 2023, Mr Reed rarely disappoints."  Mr. David Coleman
 
Things you may not know about me:
-  I was in witness protection for 5 years
-  I came up with the idea for Windows
- I still have most of my teeth
- Was voted Manning Valley's No#1 Dad 2023
- I can type without looking atthekeyboard.
- I was born without an earlobe

Taree Christian College School Captain - 2007
Wingham Chess Club captain - 2002
Mooreland Bridge Club President 1871- Ongoing

Mr Reed was recently voted 'softest hands' on the Barrington Coast. The judges remarks were:

"When you shake his hand, it's like getting a hug from a cashmere sweater!"

"His high-fives are more like soft pillows of encouragement! Can recommend"

In the Holidays I plan to: 

• Have a bubble bath