Hi, we're a middle-aged couple who likes funny shit.

We live in Albuquerque, NM. We have an awesome life together and have a wacky sense of humor.

The Four Seasons Total Landscaping was Internet gold and entertained us for weeks. My wife mentioned "manscaping", so I bought the domain.

We just use it to put up memes we find funny and photos of our dog. Maybe we'll do more interesting content in the future.

Update 8/26/21: So Rudy was videoed shaving at a table in the Delta lounge while traveling. Jimmy Fallon mentioned "4 Seasons Total Manscaping" in his monologue. Who knows, maybe we'll get new traffic here. Or just continue as a place for us to look at our funny shit from the Internets...