Former dancer and Burlesque legend Miss Miranda has announced she will be opening a new Club in London - The Sultry Madam is making the move despite the increasingly loud calls for 'increased public morality' from pressure groups.

The Divine Diva said "All my dancers will never show an inch of skin that can't be seen on a beach or in any paper, just like I never did in the past."

Burlesque dancing has seen a resurgence in popularity in the UK, with the usual strip clubs and other adult entertainment falling foul of local public decency laws being passed by several local councils. Burlesque dancers, however, do not fall foul of any of the laws that have been passed, though they do sometimes have to be very creative in ensuring they don't fall foul of these laws, we have been reliably informed by dancers and owners that there is always a way to suggest rather than reveal.

I can tell you that the Page 3 team, diligent to the end, have scoured all the archives we could find to verify the Lovely lady's claims and can confirm that we can find no evidence of her ever showing her naughty bits, unfortunately, but god is she more alluring for that fact. We've picked our favorite from the archives for you

Look out for our review of the opening weekend, which is scheduled for three months time, where we've been promised the raunchiest of dances and the opportunity to meet the girls behind the smiles on stage.

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