After Action REPORTS

The 21st Regiment of Foot, under the command of 2Lt. Paint and Sgt. Maj. Vito moved out to the south of the snowed in village. The Regiment, after taking 2 cannon shots, that missed, held a position outside of an enemy tent encampment. They we're charged by the French Line Regiment, The 63e. They fired one volley and entered melee. It is unknown what happened from 5:21 to 5:23 AM. So far, no members of the 21st Regiment of Foot have reported back in. 18 soldiers are confirmed KIA, 5 soldiers are MIA, presumed KIA

At 6:43 pm the HMS Hannibal engaged in open battle with the French 8 gun sloop-of-war Tigre. Captain KittyKatz beat the crew to quarters an ran out the guns after a cannonball few across the starboard bow commanding Boatswain Ghost to take command of the gun deck at 6:52 pm. Have in the wind in their favor the Tigre sailed perpendicular to HMS Hannibal in order to sweep across her stern. Realizing this Captain Kitty turned hard to port to avoid this maneuver. Upon finding themselves behind Tigre Ghost ordered the crew to open fire. Within moments the main mast of the Tigre had fallen and the Hannibal was pulling up on the port side. Lieutenant Mukachaw along with 2nd lieutenant Spitfire and Chosen Man Lobcity boarded and swiftly held the helm allowing the crew of Hannibal to safely board and take her as a prize

The 21st Regiment of Foot marched under the command of Col. Franklin and 2Lt. Paint at 3:21 AM. Using the cover of night to push the French off their field artillery, the 21st used the French defenses they prepared for a French counterattack. 3 French lines including the 63e, 77th and 116th started marching on the 21st at 3:30 AM. The 21st Regiment of Foot held for 10 minutes inflicting 2 times as many casualties as it took. Only Grd. Bavaria and Ens. Texas reported back to HQ, he reported to my desk at 1:00 PM

Under command of Ens Lobcity and 2nd Lt MrBoss the 21st marched out in search of glory. Spotting lights upon a hill Lobcity lead his troops in a blaze of glory to slaughter his foes. The Lights having more than 4 brain cells opened fire on the 21st, who reported the encounter as "being raped, but by a bullet". Falling back only Col Franklin, 2nd Lt Spitfire and Pvt Kreed survived

(The three on the left are the survivors)

Under command of Col Franklin and Cpt Spitfire the 21st marched out on September 15, 1807. While marching the 21st discovered a rock blessed by Jesus. This Rock while looking innocent gave a wall of cover and the ability to fly. Using this power, the 21st gave devastating fire upon the French

The 21st Regiment of retards marched under the command of Lieutenant Boss and Kitty. After a brief and violent engagement with enemy and lights and line, every high ranking 21st member was dead. This left Kingsman Bavaria as the acting commander of the regiment. He immediately rallied the wavering men with a tard yell that registered as a 3.2 earthquake on the Richter scale. He then began marching back and forth across the battlefield rallying the army and terrifying the enemy with his screeches. He also managed to increase Hobby Lobby sales by 50%. Once all ammo was depleted he charged and was shot through the pancreas by an officer.

The 21st Regiment, during siege drilling in [REDACTED] utilized a [REDACTED] to clip themselves under the world. Sgt. Meal was the only casualty, and is presumed to be falling continuously as we speak.

Meal... we miss you bud.

Under command of Major Spitfire and [Data Expunged] the 21st arty crew set up the grand battery and began to bombard the enemy. After annihilating 234 enemy battalions the arty found themselves surrounded since the 63e was on their smoke break. Unloading canister into the enemy while under constant rocket barrage the valiant arty crew repulsed 69 enemy attacks. They then were not totally slaughtered in the all charge I swear (edited)

The 21st Regiment of Foot moved out under the command of Captain Kitty and Surgeon [Data Expunged] on 3/16/1813. During a brief and bloody engagement with the 63e, the 21st fought to the last. The last being Sgt. Bavaria. His vocal chords damaged from tard yelling, he boldly dropped his musket and charged the enemy. He gave a right hook to a Frenchman, dislocating his jaw before running. He ran over 3 miles back to friendly lines. When questioned by the 12e, he had only this to say "They took our penises" Bavaria was instantly promoted for his actions.