An Exile with 3400 hours on Steam. He has downed all Uber bosses and even found himself a fancy Foil Ashes of the Stars. Started playing Metamorph League on 12/13/2019. Introduce to Path of Exile by nonother then Kasper. Although he is slow on the campaign he always makes it to the finish line. You will never catch him in Heist, but seriously fuck Heist 

An Exile with 2700 Hours on Steam. Has never found anything fancy, but taught Mr.Coughy everything he knows yet somehow has achieved nothing. Once killed Shaper on a whim. Started playing in Anarchy 2013. Started his exile in Hardcore, but simply couldn't cut it. He has cried many days due to lost characters. Dreams of one day killing a Uber boss. Seriously why is this guy cohost?