ok fuk it since were doing this troll shet again
lets play a troll game mister master troll
sure am game whats up
if any girl would just say insta yes to marriage whats ur order
depends on = attraction , ability to use status , love
1.Attraction = A1
2. Ability to use Satus = Sabrina
3. Love = Blu
I dont know where Ariana fits = its strange
What about Pokimane ?
she doesnt like me mentioning her 2 much like this
hmm = very good question
the problem is her streamer life style can be annoying
I would just want her as a private girlfriend
but how would we have a kid
I would have to accept her life style completely
it could be the best thing ever or the worst
it can be extemely fun and funny
but also taxing and limit ur time and choices
The true question is who fits all those 3 qualities
A1 , Poki , Blu
Poki is attraction a problem , shes still kinda pretty
and blu I cant use her status for anything at all
A1 wins the overall score
makes sense why am fighting for her
Obviously Ariana is instant yes
but she might be taken or not interested
yea but the idea is she says insta yes
Yea Ariana and A1 are the 2 most valuable girls
in the world 2 me in the overall score
But I like Poki asian community
is like a heaven of asians
and Blu personality = her personality is a 11 out of 10
its un real = i can marry her at 50 years old
what about Poki personality : hmmm good question
her personality not as good as blu its slightly tainted
and shes very forcefull on her views and ways of things
I would have to conform to a lot her choices
and she might make fun of me or troll me sometimes
SNL : what a great apology angel Will
u just want to use Sabrinas Satus
Yea but I have messiah complex
so it would be for something good
like forget the hot girl to save the world type of love
Wow = I love ur asthetic backround so much = I feel so wellcome 2 come inside = and ur so strong u lifted that big heavy chair all by urself
independent woman
2 bad ur over cooked cooking skills will be useless with me = I Will gladly cook or buy any meal for you my live stream reactionist Queen
I WILL COOK U A MEAL AND U WILL BE FORCED 2 EAT IT AND LIKE IT = ok fine , are any unbread fellows bothering u Kitsune
Nope not really , since am the sweetest girl in the world , I dont really get troll haters , its just pure love and friendlyness over here
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Wait did u see me mention = that I like the green chives in my crackers , and the green box of blu cheese and my Uwu signature sounds
Yes Kitsune I love you
no thats not fair and u know it simp for me more now
since the theme of this page , like how do I compare
Well Poki likes me almost as much but more as a friend
with u I get a lot more love and respect
like u never try to hurt , manipulate
like I feel like I can give u my Heart
This love usually only happens with geys and lesbians
And that makes me like u more than any other girl period
OMFG = U MADE THAT GREEN CARPET RUG = BY SEWING IT URSELF = HOLY SHET = AM DOWN 2 MARRY YOU BLU KITSUNE
Hey thanks , chill please , I appreciate it , but maybe win me over a bit more , do something , But I like u a lot 2 , maybe it works out for us
I only do it with my Feet , u havent deserved more , but I hope this enough to keep it going , ur cumming ? stop it save it for the =
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All these Super Star girls = would want to pidgeon hole me into a political party = democratic or republican = I know u dont care at all
Am curious how does it work with u trying to get with a Super Star Girl ?
I wake up worried about how to stabilize the relationship and maintain attractions
Gotta have a cool video lined up , hit the gym get a good pump she can see
it would be a never ending battle of Hell , until shes completely won over
And with you , its just Pure Bliss Heaven , she thinks ur troll , but everyone else likes u , I know it , even SNL likes you
I WOULD BE TOTALLY DOWN FOR THAT TYPE OF HELL FOR ARIANA
BUT SHES MORE OF A COMPLETE ACCEPTANCE OR NOT INTERESTED AT ALL
WITH THIS GIRL I FEEL LIKE IF I DONT MAINTAIN ATTRACTION SHES PISSED
LIKE SHE NEEDS ME TO BECOME SUCCESSFULL THERES NO OTHER OPTION
The only other comparison is Sabrinas team and friends but not Sabrina Herself
SHES LITTERALY THE HARDEST RELATIONSHIP IN THE WORLD PERIOD.
Super Star girls arent even fun = ur paying a huge sacrifice = for Status Period.
Yea dont worry I can treat u like a Goddess , even a God Queen I dont care , I just want to Massage those sexy legs and sniff ur skirt
What makes her so special , compared to a Super Star girl get real
She Mogs the whole Planet with her Sweetness and kindess its un real
Yea am super sweet , only 1k viewers on twitch , but a girl can dream , am gonna make him my beech with my sweetness , get fuked Angel
That spider on ur stream , u know whats funny the same day , I saw 2 spiders mating on a web in my backyard , I grabbed my phone for a pic and they left...
Also its so sweet , that u saved the spider to throw it outside , sometimes if I find a roach I either kill the big ones , or capture them and throw them outside
Do you like Birds , I love Birds , and feeding them , and talking to them = well I dont feed birds they can get free food whenever , but I feed 5 Rooster chickens
That girl aint got shet on me Angel , ur gonna lose me if u keep flirting with her , its supposed 2 be u winning me over idiot uhhg Angel Boy
He doesnt get the program = am the hottest girl in the world = and hes playing house = with cutesy = get real or eat shet with her
U dont have 2 worry about me putting pressure on u = and I dont have to worry about a controlling boyfriend = its a win win for us but do you
Pure love = Relationship freedom = Unconditional love = Sweetest livestreamer girl in the world = Best relationship girl = Yea sounds good !
Shes not Support , Shes a ADC player , and I am the Jungler who ganks all lanes , and I dont get jelous when she plays with another Support
Blu Kitty Babe Kitsune , I think u have done enuf u dont have 2 do more =
I want 2 do more , u havent obssesed with me before and now I have U =
Yea but its dangerous am falling for you , and I promised 2 win over a status girl
I have more Social status than you now , what are u talking about , am better than Mr beast fiancee
Why dont these Girls want a God ? = Are they Crazy , lack love , or just Lazy = Yea but there already Gods = they have max Ego =
So you ended up further Maxing thier Ego = and Made it even harder for you 2 win them over = Subconciously fuked urself over = And I win ?
Does Simping Work ? = Only if the girl Simps back otherwise = Unless A1 takes me back and lets me Simp for her calling her a God Queen
Was my biggest mistake Period.
Omg = that video is so cute = but I have to keep clicking on it = uhhg am tired = just play it on youtube = right click loop = and a few is good
Whats your final message = Am Single = Blu Kitsune is single = this is all just acting = go subscribe 2 Blu = Go donate 2 Kitsune = Watch me
+THE END FIN+
The New improved Troller Version = Super Girl mogs the Dimension = and makes love to her
= BF at the End =