Upon entering the dorm, Mark's dad is shocked at the sleek and modern design scheme.
"Gee, just look at this place! What a swell spot to live in! Back in my day we all lived in a quadruple bunk bed in a one-room apartment."
At that point you hear someone shuffling around in one of the other rooms and turn around to see who it is.
"Brad get over here! New roomie! Hey buddy, I'm Chad and this is Brad. We're your new roommates, we just got here a few hours ago. Your room is over there. What's your name?"
"I'm Mark! I'm studying Agricultural Astrology."
"Sick, bro. We're both doing High-Altitude SCUBA Diving. We'll let you get moved in."
"Alright great, nice to meet you guys!"
Happy to have such friendly roommates for his first year at college, Mark finds his bedroom and finishes unpacking his things.