Poems & Plays

Tiger Poem (2020)

When The Tiger That Ate Don Lewis finally decides to speak the world should listen

So listen up all my cats and kittens because I have something to say

Yes, I did eat Don Lewis, and I’d do it again—instantly.

First of all, mama loves her sardine oil, and who doesn’t love a man dripping in oil.

Second of all, I was hungry—no I was Famíshed.

Third of all, who wouldn’t take the opportunity to make a predator, their prey.

You see, while Carol Baskins may sound to be bat shit crazy, she wasn’t a product of nothing.

A woman who ran from abusive predator forced upon her by god, family, and guilt to a man 23 years her senior who’s prey spanned nations.

Carol’s womanhood only knew shitty men.

Women aren’t given many opportunities in this world, which is why we all have to do our part to help them out.

“But you committed murder”

Yes. I did, but I don’t see many men out there willing to help, and stand up for women. So, sometimes a Tiger has to do what a Tiger has to do.

“Why did you do it?”

Carol used to tell me stories of how when she would start to menstruate, Don would suddenly have to go on vacation—returning home with a suitcase of clothes that wreaked of other women’s perfume.

So I guess you can say, that when Don saw blood, so. did. I.

“How did you do it?”

Simple. I swallowed. Him. Whole. No need to get gunky flesh stuck between these teeth, I don’t want them to rot.

You see, shitty men can be quite easy to swallow once they learn their place in this world.

And that place can either be side by side with the rest of humanity... or the bottom of my stomach.

The Upside Down (2018)

You start to put on your clothes

While he wanders into his bathroom

Remembering to put on your boxers before your pants

You look at yourself in the mirror, noticing that it’s tilted slightly to the left since you came in

You think nothing of this small change as he leads you outside


You make a quick trot across a vacuous street to your car

But you notice that the lamp posts are standing at slightly less than 90 degrees

this was never the world that you consented to

but its the world that you have been given

You drive home


To get his sour flavor out of your mouth

You stop to get the largest Dr. Pepper that you can get your hands on

It tastes like Diet Coke

You drink the aspartame-laced beverage and start to feel the need to scream

The scream stays down in the well of your throat

Once home

You immediately enter your bathroom, and in the mirror you notice that your hair is slightly darker

The scream starts to inch up the well

You strip yourself of clothes

Of night

Of scent of foreign bedroom

Of world you once knew

Your shower no longer gets as hot as it once used to

While you feel like your world has been infected

The rest of it just seems to keep on spinning

You seem to be the only one who notices

The changing

The warping

The screaming that you want to do, but it’s only at half mast


As the world slowly breaks down

You start to realize

The thing about rape is that it is only visible by the way it warps its surroundings

The disrepair

The dystopia

This is not saying that the act of the rape itself is absent

And that we are left is this aftermath

The act and the aftermath are deliberately warping with one-another

Its warping is part of the point

We should not be asking

“When did Dr. Pepper start tasting like Diet Coke”

“Where did the lamp posts tilt towards”

We should be asking “why”


This was never the world that you consented to

But it is the world that you have been given

But is also a world worth taking back

The scream is now behind your tongue

And you will let it roar

Bus Poems: Observations On The 3 (2017)


Are you ever sending nudes on the bus and think to yourself, “how did I get here?”
There's a man with a pink California flag hat on with the grizzly bear I always wonder if people know the irony of this flag The bears were hunted and their bones beneath the soil are all that are left of their populace in California Was man made extinction in the plan of discovery?I don't remember
Three people in a row slept on a busSequential triad of 10:38 dreamersWhile on a bus can you share dreams with the others who are sleeping?How do dreams work?The common aspiration of individuals fuel them, I think. Bus nightmares may also occur, Mares of us crashing, or being in a real life "Speed" eventThe bus stopped and we didn't explode. So I think we're goodMaybe that means I'm not merely a bus dream
There was a benevolent bus driver this morning who waited for my late ass to run across the streetShe opened the mechanical doors with a smile and mane of artificial rose hair She gave no look of judgement I did say "thank you" and she responded with what I think was a "you're welcome" but I couldn't quite hear her due to the music and anxiety of being late to work entangling my brainI think she enjoys her job
"To the man on the bus dressed up like Captain America"A few notes before writing the rest of this poemYou really need to stop writing poems about the people you see on the busI feel like this is an invasion of their privacy, or something But that's besides the point Okay. Captain America. You are one impressive individual. Like to have the cajones to pull off such a daring look. And that's not to say that you are wearing a movie accurate level costume on a bus, but to wear that shade of navy with that shade of red. When the movie came out we some were thinking it, but we didn't all articulate it. Even though you are balding at an incredibly young age, and your "blonde" hair definitely came from a drug store box kit--I salute you
The bus ride home was peaceful tonightNot many noises besides the ocasional, reluctant cough of the pedestrian to my rightPeople and there pleasantries were still on display at 1:35 in the morning

"Short Poems" (2017)

Dobbs was tasked with writing poems every single day to track the ebb and flow of his bipolar disorder. The poems were then spliced together and performed as part of another student's senior thesis presentation.


"4/3/17"There's an egg roll in my trash can With a bite taken out of it I try to reflect upon the biter of the egg rollAnd all I can see upon reflection is meI took the bite But every time I look in the mirror all i see is the trash can Can you believe it?After all of these years asking myself "when will my reflection show who I am inside"And there it is!I am that trash can, with the egg roll inside of itThat partially eaten egg roll I really don't like egg rolls to be honestBut yet I find myself in that egg roll, because it has layers, like onions, like Shrek And maybe I identify with the egg roll and the trash through the transitive propertyBecause I self-identify with ShrekPeople often call gay-no-queer men fairies,And I'm like "fairy?"You mean ogreSmashmouthThe years start coming and they don't stop coming and I find myself trying to find myself every yearI find myself in trash and an ogre, so I'm green and trashyMaybe that makes me Oscar the Grouch? Well I better find a different identifier because that's about to expire tooToo many thoughts going through my headTrying to find which ones to stick and snatch ontoPicking an identity, Shrek, Trash, Oscar, Skeletor, Genie from Aladdin, or even the Chiquita Banana LadyConfliction is part of the confusionSo don't have a conniption or contusion from beating yourself over the nine panel jury screaming in your skullSkullSkeletonSkeletorYou settle on Skeletor
"4/4/17"When looking at a hill that is too tall to see overWhat should one believe is on the other side?Dinosaurs. One should always believe that there are dinosaursNow that's not saying that there are giant prehistoric lizards stomping around on other side of the hill But this is to say there wasThis is to say mass extinctionEvisceration There were dinosaurs Roaming, eating and roaming and eatingI'm not really sure what else dinosaurs did, They might've been dabbingWho's to sayI'm not a paleontologist Maybe I should have beenCall me Ross GellerThe dude from F.R.I.E.N.D.SThat show also went extinctSooner or later it all turns to ashAshes to ashes, dust to dusty rose blush and matte nude lipstick Or side chicks, depending on your frame of referenceI don't wear makeup Maybe dinosaurs wore makeup
"4/5/17"You forgot You forgot to write the poemThe god damned poemYou've started to forget a lot of thingsSo it's 1:00am on the 6th and you're writing thisThis is artistry post amnesiaWords you should've written much earlierThis is a poem of forgettingForgetting the day and the hours that passThat have passedYou may speak the words of what has passedBut,You will not sing a song of forgettingBecause you will rememberPain like being cut with a spoonDull but persistentBruises bursting Ruptures always leave reminders "4/6/17"Didn't--couldn't write a poem todayThese are the days when I've lost my wordsMy voice is choked by cottonYou have work early in the morning
"4/9/17"This is the first poem that you've been able to write in two daysThe fountain of ink not being able to drain from your fingertipsStatic words stay stuckYour rut is contestant The rat race goes onYou're never able to find the cheese at the end of the maze because the scientists in the lab keep moving itYou try to look up over the walls but they're too high and whiteThe maze is constant, Daedalus did too good of a jobYou hear the Minotaur bellow from somewhere deep in the labyrinth Or maybe not too farBut on the other side of the wall, coming to get youYou fear for your lifeBut you're not afraid of losing it eitherIs there really much to lose if you brought your magic string with you to guide you back homeBut where is home? When did the labyrinth begin? Where does it end?When do you get to meet David Bowie?Will he also make you wear a jumpsuit?You'd look ridiculous in a skin-tight jumpsuitYou leave that thought behind you on the path to the cheeseYour legs taking you as fast towards the potential end as possible. Maybe you'll find Jim Henson
"4/20/17"The sirens went off today and I thought to myself,"What a perfect day for a tornado"But one never cameThese were just the practice sirens, but they were a perfect warning for the twister in my brainThe world's house lifted up over my head taking my mind out of MinnesotaI found myself trying to duck and cover hands over my head and neck curled on the floor bracing for impact, but I had to remind myselfI am hereI am laying on the groundMy body is touching the carpetThe carpet is attached to the 2nd floorThe 2nd floor is the ceiling of the first floorThe first floor is concreted to the groundThe ground is the outermost layer of the earthI am connected to the groundI am grounded The house returned to the earth, shaken but not destroyedThe sirens were still going off, but they reminded me that I was still here
“Mississippi”Have you ever been walking over the Washington Avenue Bridge and look down at the murky Mississippi churningLonging for your home at the muddy bottom?Not because you’re suicidal or anything, No! But because…You’re a river mermaid! Or merman! Or merperson! Gender is fluid, like the waterYou just wound up having legs instead of a tail and now here you find yourself walking, not swimmingBut you still dream about your friends underneath the wavesHello Ms. Catfish! (land cats are much more boring)Hello Mr. Crayfish! Hello Snapping turtle caught in a plastic beer can holder!Hello cigarette buttsHello construction debrisYou swim around in the pesticidal run-off river until you have your fill and feel at home once againBut then you wake up And you find yourself walking on the bridge againAnd you find yourself hating the fact that Walt Disney took your life storyAnd how Ursula did take your tail and now you have to walk over your homeLonging for the bottomLonging for the bottom Longing for the bottomYou find yourself questioning why you didn’t sue WaltHe never paid you for your storyAnd you could use the tuition moneyThe next time you find yourself going over the bridge you find yourself in the covered portionBecause the river is calling your nameAnd it is much too tempting to go homeBut you chose to stay with Prince EricBut in the sloshing song you hear, you hear your friends calling This song, this song is the true siren’s serenadeYou were just lip syncing this entire timeAnd you find yourself at the railingThey will call you depressedThey will call you suicidalThey will call you crazyWhen you are just homesickYour homesickness has no cureAnd this is no glamorous conditionPretending to be a human is a tedious task, and you are tiredBut you still see Hollywood making more money off of the “defects” in your synapsesStill Walt never paid youBut you have no defectsYou are just a river mermaidBut nobody will believe you They will haul you off to your “Six Sessions And You’re Cured” psychiatristDuring your session they will ask what is wrongSession 1: I want to go homeSession 2: I want to go homeSession 3: I want to go homeSession 4: I want to go homeSession 5: I’m hungrySession 6: I want to go homeCongrats! Here is your degree of “sanity!”They will prescribe you pills with names that sound like the foreign lands where the other Disney Princesses liveWalt Still hasn’t paid youFor many these foreign countries lodged down their throats make them feel so much betterAnd you are happy for these peopleBut you take the pill because it feels like drowningAnd that’s the closest that you will ever find yourself to home
GWSS1905.pdf

"So There's This Thing" (2015)

Short play written as a final assignment in GWSS1905: Cyborgs, Monsters & Aliens