Mascots

Graduate Candidate of Human Engineering, 2021 - present

Research interest: The Impact of Cat Keyboard Interference on Human WFH Efficiency

Graduate candidate of Neighbor Spying, 2013 - present

Skills: One-sided fetch, morning tail waggles, napping

Graduate candidate of Disruption and Chaos Studies, 2022-present 

Skills: Sneak attacks, Furniture destruction, “Feed me now” stare

Ph.D. in Therapy (2021)

Position: Yolanda’s personal therapist and food robber from automatic feeder

Pre-candidate in Unnecessary Desk Cleaning, 2024 - present

Ph.D. in Menace (birth)

Skills: Drinking from your mug, chasing nerf bullets

Ph.D. in Picky Eating and Sneaky Messes, 2019-present 

Skills: howling at nothing and scaring away hungry raccoons

No thoughts, unemployed, also uncoordinated and poppy butt