Founding Invitation/Constitution - May 6, 2003
Gentlemen,
Allow me to extend to you a most solemn invitation to join the inaugural meeting of the Greater DC Chapter of Athenaeum.
What exactly is that, you ask? Meaning "a literary club for the promotion of learning," Athenaeum is a tradition with deep historical roots and the simple yet profound premise of men discussing good literature. Its scope is encompassed in the four B's: books, brotherhood, brew, and 'baccy.
Do not presume to refer to Athenaeum as a mere book club, my friends! Nay, how much different could it be from the slosh-minded, faith-flavor-of-the-month book club in which the Oprah-ites partake? "As high as the heavens are above the earth...."
The ground rules for Athenaeum are simple. First, no chicks. Second, the book must be an excellent work of literature with historical significance or cultural importance. Third, the enjoyment of God's gifts of good beer, fine cigars, and aromatic pipes are paramount to the fullness of the experience. (So no wimps who can't handle a puff of smoke in their face, even if they're not cigar aficianados themselves -- which, by the way, I am not.)
The date and time of this first meeting will be Saturday, June 21 at 7:00 p.m. The location is TBD - not being familiar with the local scene, I need suggestions as to an appropriate pub with lots of good brews on tap, preferably some outdoor seating, and NO blaring music whatsoever.
As for the book, the inestimable G.K. Chesterton receives the honors for this first selection -- and we might as well start with the classic, "The Man Who Was Thursday." It's available just about anywhere, online or in stores. (So for those who need a little hand-holding, the idea is you get the book beforehand, read it, and then we discuss it over beer and smokes.)
All those with the moxie to be a participant in this joyous occasion, please signify by responding to this email.
Literarily yours,
M.T.