SuspiciousBirdguy started cheering PunnyInvestiagorguy(1) : :
SB: Hey Jack.
PI: hey fuckface
PI: why havent you been answering my cheers
SB: My computer was stolen by Meowrage.
SB: So, I couldn't have possibly answered any of your cheers.
PI: fuck you
SB: I'm sorry, let's make this better, I'm about to enter the medium, so I want to know something.
SB: What should I prototype my sprite with to lead to the most damage.
PI: you cant be fucking serious
PI: you havent even entered the medium
PI: what a fucking poser
SB: Says the guy in a plush dragon costume.
PI: tou fucking che
PI: alright
PI: if youd been in the medium for any amount of time more than what you have
PI: zero
PI: than you should know that the queen
PI: above anything in life the universe and everything
PI: fucking hates frogs
PI: doesnt care what type of frog
PI: or if its even alive
PI: any fucking ribbit and she fucking kills everything in that peripheral direction
SB: So, I should prototype a frog?
PI: only if have nothing else to prototype with
PI: it should only be used as a last resort
PI: as she will slay your ass
PI: then she will resurrect you using love magic
PI: then she will kill you again
PI: then shell go off into the other timelines where you didnt prototype a frog
PI: and shell kill resurrect and kill again
PI: until youve died in every instance possible
SB: So, prototyping a frog means infinite death.
PI: dont fucking jump to conclusions about the consequences of half baked ideas
PI: you should have several people helping you on the way
PI: and your class has a tendency to survive from the insane
PI: so dont rule that out as a possibility
SB: Thank you for telling me.
PI: now
PI: if you somehow managed to prototype a fucking first guardian
PI: then a huge amount of damage could be done if someone on our side gained a ring of one of the queens or the scepter of the kings
PI: but i doubt you could pull off a first guardian
PI: especially since your session would become a million times harder
PI: so dont do that whatever you do
SB: I won't.
SB: Thanks for the consulting, General.
SB: Await future commands as I prepare for entry.
PI: yes
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