SuspiciousBirdguy started Cheering SadisticKickbacker : :
SB: Hey!
SK: oh my god
SK: you survived
SK: i was super worried about you
SB: Really?
SK: ok
SK: i was only a little worried
SK: but dont get your hopes to high bud
SK: twas only a general concern
SK: so how are you
SB: I'm doing fine.
SB: I'm kinda forced to be in a giant grave for the time being.
SB: But I figured out something.
SK: whatcha figure out
SB: I figured out that the meteor coming straight towards my house is the second largest in the world.
SK: oh yeah
SK: whats the first
SB: Right in the middle of the pacific; way out of the way of any civillization.
SK: SYBBBBB
SK: HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF MY RESIDENCE
SB: I suppose I-
SB: Fuck, Suki, I forgot.
SK: oh you forgot
SK: you forgot where my house is
SK: and you just see the destuction of it from space and go
SK: its nowhere important
SB: Suki, I'm sorry. I really forgot where you lived. We haven't gone to your hosue in like, 3 years.
SK: dont give me that bullshit
SK: its not my fault we were forced to live suck in our homes
SB: Is there anything I can do to make it up?
SK: well
SK: you could prototype a frog
SB: And die a death infinity-fold, no thank you.
SK: no
SK: youd only die once
SK: then youd become immortal
SB: Explaine this.
SK: its too complicated for me to explain right now (and i dont really know everything about it)
SK: but it will happen eventually
SK: this would just give you a lot of power super quickly
SB: I'll consider this
SK: thank you
SB: I'll get back to you soon.
SB: Bye.
SK: bye
SuspiciousBirdguy ceased to cheer SadisticKickbacker : :