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You stand corrected. You attempt to stand up and knock the two cats off of you, but it doesn't work. They instead move towards your stomach area and rub up against one another in a super cute, super fluffy cat-hurricane. Then, they settle down and curl up together in a cute cat-stack.
You'd love to get in on this cat on cat action, both by petting the cutes, and also by taking pictures of them with your laptop. But you can't because you're trapped right under them, and they don't seem too eager to let you go.
Perhaps they seem to think that you are their mother, a common thing for newborn cats to do, so they just nuzzle up atop you to share warmth and love. But you aren't their mother, you're just some random duck who pushed a bunch of buttons and somehow made two cats.
You can't catch a break with these two. A single father, who's 14 I might add, having to feed two starving children, in this economy!? I doubt they'll make it through the winter, nonetheless you.
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that was strange, you go ahead and reach towards your laptop to do laptop things.
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