513 >Syb: reach for the stars

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SB: Hello!

PI: wow

PI: hey

SB: So, how's Prospit?

PI: its cool

PI: very reneissancy

PI: cathedrals everywhere

PI: you seem to be jesus

SB: What?

PI: yeah

PI: your like their creators descendant or something

SB: All righty then.

SB: Now I am obligated to tell you something about what I just did.

PI: dont feel obligated to man

PI: i know what happened

PI: its okay if you dont want to talk about it

SB: It's okay, my sis told me I could use the mausoleum.

PI: for what

SB: For my house?

PI: whats wrong with your house

SB: I thought you knew what happened.

PI: yeah

PI: that your dream room was destroyed

SB: My what?

PI: the place where you sleep on prospit

PI: the tower blew up

PI: and the orb that your room was started rolling around the moon of prospit

PI: luckily someone suspected something was going on

PI: so they plucked you out of your room right before it exploded

PI: but all your dreams are gonna be fucked up in the future

SB: What the heck are you talking about?  

SB: My birdhouse was struck by lightning and is now a pile of ash.

SB: I now have to do my server and client business inside a lab hidden under the causoleum.

SB: And I just now had a chance to use my computer because it was dead when I came down here, and then it disappeared to somewhere else before I could plug it in.

SB: So I had to do some weird shit with a machine, I think it was called "ectobiology".

SB: Anyways, I somehow cloned you, and my computer, and then they somehow had a baby.  

SB: I now have 2 cats, one black, one white, and this computer that works fine for encore.

PI: oh shit

PI: your house is gone

PI: oh man

PI: thats why it blew up

PI: cuz your real life conterparts house was destroyed

SB: I don't think that makes sense.

PI: well youve never been awake on prospit

PI: so you wouldnt know

SB: I suppose you could be telling the truth on that one.

PI: there

PI: was that so hard

SB: Not really.

PI: so whats this about ectobiology

PI: i think karkat said something about that

SB: It's actually quite simple; you use a little console to navigate time and space to select what you want, then, you press a button which creates a clone of that item or person or whatever, then it turns to goo, then the machine eats the goo, and it goes into a chamber, and creates whatever is that thing you wanted to clone.

SB: Then, if you have two different things you cloned in the same machine, their genes are combined and form a new baby with the genes of its two parents.

SB: I cloned you, then my computer, and then they combined to make a new cat.

PI: right

PI: that makes so much sense

PI: yep

PI: total sense

SB: I only wanted a computer, but instead, I got two cats, and Terzei could've exploded

PI: what

SB: I contacted her on a session terminal, and she wanted to do that back to me, but they're hardwired to explode when you use Trollian on them.

PI: thats sad

SB: so what have you done

PI: i followed this guy around

PI: he explained the game to me

PI: then for some reason

PI: i met the queen

PI: she showed me your room being blown up

PI: then some guy called the problem solver showed and took me to where you are

PI: and on the way i took your computer

PI: and now im in the guys room typing on your computer to you

PI: and at the same time im sitting right next to your sleeping self

PI: and from what im hearing

PI: your doing the exact same thing to me

SB: I suppose so.

PI: so is that all

PI: are you satisfied with all that stuff

SB: Actually, there's something I must do soon.

SB: In a few minutes, I'll start doing my own client session of Sburb with Mew Mew, so I won't be doing a lot of building on your house for a few minutes.

SB: So if there's anything you need built, tell me now.

PI: can you finish the staircase up to the first gate

PI: i kinda stole a huge amount of build grist from the prospitian vault

PI: so you should have enough

SB: Ok, thank you.

PI: cya

SB: Au revoir.

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