There seems to be a cat right next to you. He seems friendly, too friendly. You have an EXTREME STARING CONTEST with the cat. However, you know you'd always lose because the cat has no eyes, so there's no blinking whatsoever. Now, you may be saying, he can't see if he doesn't have eyes. But that's where you're wrong. For you see, being blind, in the world of starstuck, means you can see more.
You know this because you read it in some book in your library which foretold a lot about you. The book itself remains in your library, but you were sort of forced to memorize the entirety of that book by your mother.
Speaking about mothers, this cat seems to think that you're his mother. He seems to intimate on that detail that he just cuttles up to you. You pull out your phone to cheer the likely suspect for this feline mayhem.