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SK: care to explain this white cat thats been nuzzling me for the past minute

SB: Oh good!  You found him.

SB: I had gotten so worried about him.

SK: that doesnt answer my question

SB: Oh right!

SB: You see...

SK: yes

SB: His name is Skittles.  His father is a clone of Meowrage's dream self, and his mother is the laptop I'm typing to you on.

SK: dafuq

SK: take t w o  b   i   g     s     t     e     p     s       b       a       c        k

SK: what are you talking about

SB: Yes, I see what you mean.

SK: right

SB: My house got struck by lightning.  So, my sis, the ever angel that she is, allowed me to use my family's mausoleum as a sort of, base, until I enter the medium.

SB: I started exploring it, and it ended up into a big laboratory with a bunch of green machinery everywhere.

SB: Somewhere in the middle of it all, I lost my computer (it was picked up by Dream Meowrage), so I freaked out.

SB: I go to the nearest computer, which I've told you about, it showed me stuff about Meteors.

SB: I then went to the next closest computing device, which was this "Ectobiology" machine.

SB: Basically, it makes clones of people by using paradoxes.

SB: And I use it to attempt to contact Meowrage, but in good old me fashion, I make a paradox clone of him.

SB: With the newly attained knowledge of this, I guessed my way into getting my laptop back.

SB: There I am, with a cloned laptop, when suddenly, the machine makes a baby of the clone of Meowrage and my laptop, and so now I have to babysit 2 cats.

SB: They then led me to a secret lab of my sister's original copy (apparently the person I call my sister is a clone of herself), and then I turned on the lights, had a weird confusion about synchronization of sorts, and then my cat left me.

SK: alrighty

SK: so then why does he think im his mother

SB: Maybe because you are the first female face he's seen.  Maybe because it has something to do with you giving me the laptop that I used, so you kind of inspired the idea of his mother.

SB: Whatever it is, I can relate, he sees me as sort of like his father, which I am.

SK: great

SK: now more things call me their mommy

SK: and no inuendo intended

SK: i just had this big conversation with a guy who claimed i was his mom

SK: and that you were his dad

SK: very strange stuff

SB: You're right, it is all strange.

SB: I thought over that offer you made, about frogs.

SK: so

SK: whats the verdict

SK: is it a boy

SB: Yes, I will prototype the frog.

SK: excellent

SK: i cant wait to reap the rewards

SB: Rewards?

SK: oh yeah

SK: i forgot to tell you that i met the black queen

SK: huge bitch

SK: but she did make me her progeny

SB: Oh sweet!

SB: I think I'm like, the Prospit version of that.

SK: oh yeah

SB: Yeah, they like, worship me there.

SB: Meowrage described it, it was weird.

SB: He floated the name Jesus around.

SB: I'm not sure what he meant.

SK: wait

SK: you cant be serious

SK: you dont know who jesus is

SB: Shut up!  I do.

SK: ...and who is he

SB: He's the Spanish version of Santa Claus.

SK: hahahahaha

SK: thats what you really think

SB: Yes?  Am I wrong?

SK: oh lord

SK: boy are you wrong

SK: ok

SK: about 2x2x years ago

SK: there was a human who claimed he was the son of god

SK: and he preached a message of hope forgiveness and loving everyone

SK: then he died in a spectacular maner

SK: then he came back and stayed for a few days and left

SK: and people started making a religion out him

SK: then a few hundred years later

SK: the romans adopted this religion and then it spread throughout the whole human world

SK: that human was named jesus christ

SK: and people invoke his name when something goes wrong

SB: Oh, like the angel?

SK: maybe

SK: is that the monster version of the story

SB: Kind of.

SB: It sounds very similar.

SK: then i guess it must be so

SB: Well then, I hope your cat adventures go well,

SB: And I hope Skittles is a good cat.

SK: wait dont go

SK: you cant just leave me with this stupid cat

SK: he kind of give me the creeps

SB: Don't worry.

SB: If he wanted to do anything to you.

SB: I bet he'd only do it for good intentions.

SK: sure

SK: cya

SB: Bye! O>O~

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