Your mother installed a large stage in the middle of your room. She did this in the hopes that it would let you express your artistic persuasion. However, this has yet to pan out, as you find the fine arts passe. Is what you would say if you knew those words, but instead, you just find them stupid. You sometimes come here and turn on your IV to simulate a real performance of the best musical ever made, The book Of Mormon. You share this quality with your friend Syb, who he too agrees that the musical is the best one ever made. That's the one redeeming quality about him, although he is serious most of the time, on the off chance that he isn't serious, he's probably making fun of something in a manner similar to the way you do it. You've tried to work together with him to overthrow some internet edifice, however, all attempts you too made were thwarted by the fact that neither of you (at the time) could have graffitied a wikimedia page or shat on the flag of the WDG industries website. This, however, has left you some room for manipulation, as you have a hook on him, in the case he doesn't do something you like, or won't go the way you tell him, you can use your hook on him to make him do exactly what you want him to do.
Now, for the stage when not being used for parodious reasons, you use it to practice the drums. Your mother gave you every instrument money could buy, in the hopes that you would learn one of them and become more talented. Actually, every arts related thing that you could think of, your mother has gotten you a full set of tools and instructions. Music, Theatre, Drawing, Painting, Sculpting, Linguism, Magic (with a g, not two js), and so, so much more.
You, as mentioned before, are a drummer. You try to play as loud as possible whenever your mother is home, just to annoy her. Because of this, you haven't really practiced this very much as she is not home often. This hasn't stopped you from secretly scheduling all your friends to play some music together. You know Syb plays the piano, and Mew Mew the bass. However, you're not too sure what Meowrage plays. You think he plays the guitar, but you could be wrong. You better ask him whenever you're done with this game.