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Yep, its a pool. 8ft deep, 30 ft in length, 20 in width. You'd say you use it regularly, but you don't. You see, there aren't any lifeguards, and you see, you don't want to drown, because death is a bad thing.
What do you mean "suicide"? What's that? No, you don't actually want to die, no, you just want to freak people out. "Psychopath"? no, I think you mean "Genius". You see, if you threaten to kill yourself, people will give you more attention, which is a good thing, because if you hog all the attention, it leads to the people who really need the attention to start loathing the system, and when that happens, they start to do more and more crimes. What do you think, that you're some kind of suicidal maniac, that you're depressed, that you actually don't want to go on anymore? No, you want the attention for two very important reasons. The first being that when you go on rampages of attention grabbing, you stop important stuff, like business deals, climate discussions, and refugee handling, and if you don't entirely stop those kinds of events from happening, you at least make the event go sour. The second, and most pertinent to you, it gives you a proverbial boner to know that children in very similar positions to you, those who actually grew up in wealth instead of lucking their way into wealth, those who cry when their butler bakes their cake with too much montibiglobym or whatever, pale in comparison to you, who are above them, and therefore their million dollar parents have to kiss your billion dollar ass, instead of their own children, because you're that much better, not because you're smarter, but because you deserve that attention more.
Anyways, you don't swim too much in the pool. But when you do, it isn't exclusive to bathing suits. I will tell you, when you swim without much (if anything) on, you find it familiarly warm.
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