1064 >Strife: end

Or not.

Stife has ended.

Meowrage has leveled up from "basically a noob" to "lead came through".  He has gained the ability to levitate for up to 10 seconds with a cool down of 90 seconds.  An additional 350 boondollars have been added to his CERAMIC PORKHOLLOW.

Jack Noir has leveled up from level 20 to 21.  He has gained new battle techniques: GENTLEMANS FLAUNT.  He has gained new combat operendi: WHORE YO SELF.  Insulin levels decreased back down to normal levels.  Animal attunement increased by 1.  Elf tears remaining: 5.  Dragon horns remaining: 2.  Figments of Imagination remaining: too much to count.  Timelines in shambles: 1.  Clocks destroyed: 0.

Mamasprite has leveled up from -1/2 to -(3pi^2)/(4e^(1/phi)).  She has gained the ability to send make an inaudible noise which lowers defenses of enemies.  Knowledge pool has increased to include information about time travel.

The three of you wait for future instructions.

>Meowrage: head towards the stairs