You have a safe on your wall. Fortunately for you, you already know the code for it. It's your birthday. -36:02:13:4:12:25 until reckoning. The Reckoning is a very important and specific time and date in the medium. Not only is it everything you'd expect from the reckoning, the winning of one kingdom over the other, but it also has another, more important purpose. It allows all the players of SBURB to actually be able to play the game, more than just giving them the game, but also forcing them to enter, and to even be born.
You and your neighbors on this floor are all relatively young for Carpascians. Most Carpascians, negating any premature accidents, betrayals, or murders, live thousands of years before they die of old age. In fact, the kings and queens of the game are as old as the universe as a whole. Since neither of them are very effective at childbearing, they probably will live forever, age-wise. That's the thing about bosses in this game. They grow up until the age they are betrothed to their destiny, and then the cease to age until their own children reach that age. In this, they're much like the boss monsters of the host planet. Who age until they have children, and then don't age until their children are the age that they had them.
Unfortunately for you (or not, depending on when you're reading this), you being born only 36 years before the reckoning means that you probably won't get to do much before the reckoning. You and your whole generation (carpascians born within the same 50 years) have had this challenge to grasp with. With other generations, the ones that came before yours, they at least had the solidarity that they could do something for a long time before they had to worry for their lives, your generation plainly doesn't have the chance to love, or have children, or any of the things other generations had.