884 >PI: Open safe

You open the safe.  There's two holes on the inside, and a painting of an elf on the interior of the safe wall.  This safe is very impractical, not only that it doesn't have an interior that you can put stuff in, but also you hate elves, always have.  You saw that movie, Elf, with WEEZEMEISTER FUNNYMAN in it, and it always scared you to see a fully grown Carpascian just acting like a child.  I mean, WF was at least 380 years old at the time that he was filming the movie, which is very old for the things he did in that movie.

Then, when the movie Lord of the Rings and Scepters, when they had elves everywhere, it freaked you out.  That movie was beloved by everyone of all ages, but you swore those elves in that movie were out to get you, or something like that.

>PI: peak through holes.