You ponder a minute on the taste of the cucumber
It gets past every natural barrier in your body, but you decide that this is a required thing to do to find that random guy's brother (remember that, boy was that a while ago). With your newfound confidence, you decide to converse with the two beings behind the screen.
PI: okay i think i can do this
SB: That's great, what are you going to do?
PI: i
PI: im gonna eat this pickle
GC: F1RST OF 4LL, 1T"S NOT 4 P1CKLE, 1T"S 4 CUCUMB3R
GC: S3COND, YOU DON"T 34T TH4T CUCUMB3R
PI: then what do i do with it
GC: WH4T OTH3R TH1NG DO W3 BOTH H4V3 1N COMMON W1TH CUCUMB3RS
PI: idk what
GC: WH4T, B4S1C4LLY MULT1V3RS4L CONST4NT DO W3 H4V3, SOM3TH1NG W3 DO 1N TH3 D4RK WH1LE NOON3 1S LOOK1NG
PI: seriously what
GC: DO 1 R34LLY H4V3 TO SP3LL 1T OUT
GC: PL34S3 T3LL M3 YOUR UN1V3RS3 H4S TH1S 4ND 1"M NOT CR4ZY
SB: Hey Meowrage, remember that thing I told you I do sometimes while watching MM's streams?
PI: yeah
PI: OH
PI: EWWWWWW
PI: this game is gross
GC: TH3 PL4Y3R WHO H4D TO DO TH1S TOO 4CT3D JUST L1K3 TH1S
PI: what player
GC: WH3N M3 4ND 4 COUPL3 TROLLS PL4Y3D TH3 S4M3 G4M3 YOU"R3 PL4Y1NG R1GHT NOW
GC: TH4T"S HOW 1 KNOW SO MUCH 4BOUT TH3 G4M3
PI: well thats neat i guess
PI: but who else went through this
GC: WHY DON"T 1 JUST BR1NG H3R H3R3 WH1L3 W3 W41T FOR YOU TO PROC3SS TH3 D33D
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